What's the worst band name you've ever heard?

what's the worst band name you've ever heard?

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the beatles

The Doors

is that jason aldean?

The The

the the

Neutral Milk Hotel.

What's that even mean?

John coltrane

Cherry Poppin' Daddies.

Panic! At The Disco is pretty bad

[verb] the [noun]

Those names aren't bad they're just associated with crappy music

Attack! Attack!

Does It Offend You, Yeah?

also this

that black metal group with a solid bar as their name that's impossible to look up

The Death Grips

actually true

Also known as "nic."

The Swans

69 Boyz.

Jesu

>Death Grips
Awkward
>animal collective
Wut
>Swans
Lmao
>Nirvana
Sounds like hippie shit
>METALlica
>the BEATles
Seriously?
>Slint
What does that even mean
>Neutral milk hotel
Sounds like they pulled some words out of a hat and put them together

Giraffes? Giraffes! and shit like that
it makes me wanna punch whoever thought of that in their retarded twee boipussy face

this

and Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
also tUnE-yArDs

literally who

Slint was the name of the drummers fish and is an ok name even though it means nothing

Car Seat Headrest

Band names that are long ass sentences like The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die. Horrible.

The Days We Don't

Any band name that has a swear word in it

iwrestledabearonce.

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The Black Kids

They're bad AND the music is bad. No fucking way around it

You don't think Starfucker or Fucked Up are good and marketable names that will help bands reach the large audience they desire?

Breaking the Benjamin

generic one word band names always piss me off.

shit like, "ORB" "WAND" "FLY" "BUENO"

you always have to add the word "band" after it.

most emo bands have shitty bands and song titles as a part of their act. Every emo band has at least 1 songs with unnecessary long song titles
>"You know what they do to guys like us in prison" -My Chemical Romance
>"Our lawyer made us change the name of this song so we couldn't get sued" -Fall Out Boy

I'm a fan of those overdramatic emo screamo names.
You can't be more melodramatic than I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism In Your Yearbook.

okay that's actually hilarious

ITT: Literally every band name sucks

tame impala

>"Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us"
If you're a fan of emo screamo check out pic related

>emo screamo

Wtf did he mean by this

its like metal for people who aren't living in their parents' basement

Jeff said he'll never tell anyone. I have a theory on what it means though.

Da Yoopers

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there's several varieties of shitty names:

there's purposefully obtuse names like !!! because if you say "chk chk chk" you're working on the asumption that the other person knows the band and how to say their name, or else it's like a 3 minute explanation.

there's cringey and stupid names that are embarassing to say like they promised us jetpacks that assume their being funny or cute but really it's incredibly annoying

finally there's that band name that blends into the wall. like for hardcore punk bands named red social distortion youth revolution or metal bands called death destruction satan archaic word

PeroxWhy?Gen

Cum in the fuck

>Emo
>My chemical romance
>Fall out boy

>Implying neither of those bands are emo

Godspeed You! Black Emporer

U

Honourable mention
Oceans Ate Alaska

Holy shit

Chunk! No, Captain Chunk!

Fishmans

>reverse image search gave me no results
Is this literally you

This is you, too

I Set My Friends on Fire
Iwrestledabearonce

why is that me I don't even like emo bands

Winner winner

Sorry bb

why am i me? :'(

Any band name that uses punctuation

>band has a name

Anal cunt.

iwrestledabearonce isn't a bad name

this is a bad name

Swans makes sense tho.

The name's cool tho so it doesn't suck.

Radiohead

like wtf how would a person have a radio as a head lol

BEDlight for BlueEYES

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The Pains of Being Pure at Heart

radiohead is pretty bad desu

Do share

too long

The Pains would've been decent

Hey guys is Feral Child a good band name?

Yeah, one of the best I've ever heard in fact

Real good

Yeah

This is going to sound autistic as fuck but bear with me. The 'Milk Hotel' part could be another way of saying mother. Milk comes from females and is used to give infants nutrition. The hotel part could be a reference to the womb. Both have people inside them. The 'Neutral' part of it could be used as indifferent feelings. There seems to be a common theme in NMH songs about family. A) they are abusive in some way and/or B)They seem to be very Inhospitable. I think it's because maybe Jeff had an abusive childhood and he's indifferent towards his mother. Neutral Milk Hotel. I can see why Magnum would want to keep this private.

I think you mean best band name ever, you fucking faggots.

Korn

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Don't necessarily mind the name if it's a truly great band (e.g. The Who), but The Music? What a waste. Couple pretty good songs tho.

great music tho.

That's actually pretty interesting. Though maybe the "neutral" part means that his mother was uncaring towards him, or he got a mixture of love and abuse/hatred from her so it 'balances' to neutral

it does help them pick up fans, but it still annoys me. the name shouldn't be the most interesting part of the band

AJJ

because they fucking changed their name because that was somehow offensive

One oh tricks point never

Panic! At the Disco is an atrocious name, the exclamation point makes me cringe so hard I throw up

youre a really boring person

I completely understand and you're not alone

best answer ITT

>taking such obvious bait

Hoobastank

Blue Hummingbird On The Left

Radiohead, portishead, machine head, mushroom head.