You're going back home midning your own business at 3 am when this semen daeamon asks you what you're listening

You're going back home midning your own business at 3 am when this semen daeamon asks you what you're listening

what do

>say The Cars
>get laid

Hopefully I'd have a gun so I could shoot myself on the spot.

>wearing shoes

I tell her to fuck off.

>implying i dont come home by 7pm then dont get out again till the next day

i'd tell her interpol

How can I hear her if I'm listening to music?

I keep staring out the window, unaware of her existence

Are you taking the GO train or something

Pretend I didn't listen, get home and cry to Sup Forums - music about how I can't get a gf.

Nothing, I just have my earphones in to stop my ears getting cold and it's a convenient place to store my earphones.

she pokes you before asking

I tell her I'm listening to kids don't float

I'm also wearing a puffy jacket

Insult her for adressing me without my permission.

progressive dreamfunk

firmly protecting that virginity, huh

pretend like i understood her over the music and say "yeah, yep" etc seth rich

no. she lifts one headphone up and whispers in my ear that puffy jackets really turn her on

I inform her that people don't *just* talk to me. I'm very special about who is able to do so, and every candidate MUST undergo a series of questions and tests to dermine if they are on my intelectual level. Then proceed to take out of my backpack the printed instructions and ask her if she's interested.

smooth, can I steal that move from you

tell her I love her, give her a kiss on the cheek, quietly pull a knife out of my back pocket, then slit her throat

I'd tell that slut to put her feet back on the floor and stop spreading her legs like that.

tell her
SLAYERRRRRRRRRR

Offer her some eggs.

get off there even tho it's not my stop and wait for the next bus

on a bus at 3am I'd probably be listening to Burial, I'd tell her that, give her a brief description if she's never heard of him let her hear a bit if she wants, and see where the conversation goes from there

Pee on her

chin-butt

Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk

>girl riding the bus alone at 3am
>not drunk laughing with chad from the bar

pic related

cry

Swans - Public Castration Is a Good Idea

>Arctic Monkeys
>puddle on the floor

offer her 70 bucks for a quick footjob

butt butt

>quick

Oh fuck

>riding public trans
>ever

top kek

LEL'est of the LEL.
Burial - Kindred

Bump

"Hi, what's your name?"

"Mary Jane"