At record store

>At record store
>Girl behind register looks at my album choices and smiles at me

are you a patrician and did you fucker?

a mocking laughter

>at record store
>girl behind register doesn't notice your album choices

>be op
>be tryhard weeb faggot
>buy a bunch of pretentious/obscure shit just to impress the girl at the counter
>you snicker and waddle out of the store as she cracks a half-smile out of pity

>doing my job at the record store
>neckbeard walks up to the register
>hold laughter in
>he bought some weird-ass albums
>one of them is just a dick with "no love" written on it
>give him his records and smile
>beta fedora wearing cuck gets a massive boner
>heavily breathes while leaving the store

whoa, consecutive and similar visions of OP

>At record store
>Girl behind register looks at my album choices and takes it out of my hand to throw it in the back dumpster

>At record store
>Girl behind register looks at my album choices and calls me a pleb

This
Girls do not love, only hatred and scorn

>At convenience store
>Girl behind register looks at my snack choices and smiles at me

I saw you post this yesterday faggot

>at record store
>girl behind register looks at my money and smiles

Stop shitposting on Sup Forums Hifumi

>theres this girl at uni always blink me
>i literally dont know what do now
help

What

>theres this girl at uni always blink me
What did he mean by this?

>At record store
>Girl behind register looks at my dick and laughs

>becasue spodermn

OP is a lesbo

>be record store
>cashier and record and man inside me
>helo

...

literally kill yourself. you're probably a fucking NEET loser whose parents support him in his 20s.

arthur wouldnt say that

>be album choice
>get picked
>get looked at

NO

U

Funi boi

Must crack the code

>not being gay
>not having a qt twink Sup Forums bf

Mid or early 20's?

1920s

...

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>At record store
>Girl behind register takes my albums and scans them

but scared straight pussies afraid of talking to a girl are?

yeah i just dont know what to do, dude

>GIRL ACKNOWLEDGES MY EXISTENCE

>at girl store
>record at counter smiles at my consensus
>mfw

What exactly is the problem

>at store
>buy doodad from feeeemale
>take thing home
>eat a dinner off of

>At record store
>Girl behind counter says I would be better off putting Face Values back

im virgin and have zero experience with females

IT'S CALLED A WINK

...

blink back

>at record store
>girl behind counter starts blinking rapidly and twitching her head
>mfw that bitch gets drool on my records

Phil's got your back up there user.

kek

>at girl store
>records behind register my look
>smile.jpg

>i could see girl
>she could see me
>what u do

What did you do after?

>Please respond.
>Is your internet lagging? I can help fix that
>no im just a lil busy atm
>heyy i gtg
>Well I'll see you in 7th period tomorrow!
>XXXXXXXXXX signed off

this hits much too close to home

>At record store
>Girl behind register looks at my album choices, falls in love with me, calls me senpai and becomes my one true waifu

>never buy physical music or talk to people about music
>will die without anybody knowing how much of a pretentious dickhead I was
:(

>>will die without anybody knowing how much of a pretentious dickhead I was

Oh trust me, you don't have to worry about that.

By the way, next time you're gonna write something snarky, realize that your behavior is why you're alone.

Seeya user, hope you get some sleep.

ha-ha :-) you guys really satirized OP's story and flipped it on its head lol. it's like you made it the opposite of what it was lmfao. so funny