ITT: we post the average fan of a band

ITT: we post the average fan of a band

I'll start
>Death grips

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>animal collective

>Swans

>Current 93

Grimes

The Beach Boys

lol i haven't seen this picture in years, fuck you man

Kanye West

>St. Vincent

>Neutral Milk Hotel

you gotta admit though thats pretty well designed

>Yes

>Metallica

>The Avalanches

Jajaja

>AJJ

>Tool

whos the grill?
got any more of her

Don't think so. More like a Sleep fan.

yeah sasha grey she doesnt do nudes though :(

underrated post and I love Annie

>American Football

bummer :S

Average King Crimson fan

Not even memeing, I've met many fans who resemble this person (whoever he is)

Typical traits are white male, late 40's to mid-60's, grey hair, glasses, just a mite overweight, likes chess and checkers, and is a nice guy

kanye

good thred

Big early KC fan here, but I'm scared of turning into this guy. Planning to go to the gym for the first time tomorrow desu and hoping to change my lifestyle a little.

Asian male, 20, glasses, pure black hair, skeleton here, King Crimson are one of my favorite bands and your assumption is basically bullshit. I've met plenty of KC fans who are the exact inverse of that description

...she does porn though

Good for you Chang but doesn't change the fact he's met many fans who resemble that person

even the dog wants out

Well, yeah.

no shit dumbass

Hey reddit I dont know if you know this but its called a joke little boy

>this thread

all of you are cringer than the pic op posted

>you

lacrosse is patrician as fuck. it's a shame it's filled with dudebros but i guess that's every sport

rugby is cool desu

t. rugby player

Kek

>Ariana Grande

well, yeah.

>need to sub in for my cousin that plays lacrosse
>i'm just the goalie
>he'll probably beat me up if I don't
>i'm twinky as fuck and he's the epitome of chad
>all these people are on a completely different level than me
>no idea what to say or how to act around these people
>walk into the locker room
>one guy says "Hey how you doin today?"
>say "Well it's night"
>everyone laughs their ass off
>one guy puts his arm around me
>says "If anyone picks on this guy they're gonna be in deep shit"
>another guy says "Yeah I'll back this guy up"
>crap I didn't want to associate these people
>game goes by
>these guys built like godzilla are protecting me the whole time
>apparently I did really well
>they say I was timing my shots perfectly
>they tell me I should come back
>laugh it off and say I'm probably not coming back
>big black guy says "No you're coming back with us"
>they say "Come on we'll get you signed up"
>I sit there and fill out the form because of course I do
>these people all call me out now and shout my name in the hallway whenever they see me

Fuck's sake I just want to listen to animal collective and play overwatch

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Mac demarco

>Sleep

>Lacrosse

this is what i imagine everyone on Sup Forums looks like more or less

Proge mon........

I've met one KC fan outside of my friend group

He was a scrawny, coke addicted Hawaiian guy living in a truck trailer that was rotting in a field

Nice guy tho

>twenty one pilots

The Avalanches

Black Metal

Kek, that's not too far off

more like

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Nope, where's the dyed ugly hair? the white girl saying that she's genderfluid and pansexual with a |-/ drawn with marker on her wrist?

Weezer

shit what a qt, is there more of him

>that poppy

what happened to him?
why'd he disappear

AAHHHHHH

wait... American men play Lacrosse, kek

>sides

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>metul

I wear mostly boring solid colored t-shirts, and I have a stronger chin/overall better looking face, but as far as the doughy noodle body type, pale skin, long-ish brown hair, sickly eye bags, and douchey resting facial expression go this is pretty much spot on for me

so are kanye fans just post odd future fans?

>electro swing

as both a former soccer (football blah blah) and lacrosse player I can say both are fun. I like lacrosse better because you can really kill the guys, but the equipment required is ridiculous and expensive.

sounds like they made you the squad mascot
you get to hang out with them and call them friends, but you're essentially the beta that they all work together to take care of.
you might get one of the dude bro's sloppy seconds if you're lucky tho

>Yung Lean

also applies with:

>AC/DC
>Iron Maiden

And a Tame Impala fan?

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Wouldn't they look like a drugged out hippie?

don't forget Childish Gambino's fan base too

In the UK and Ireland it's almost exclusively played by private school girls

Average Kanye fan

>Nirvana

Could've been good but didn't make total sense

Good try though

James Ferraro

youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs
>the beatles
>anything classic rock
>dream theater
>world inferno

Mac Demarco

Autechre

Any shoegaze related band

underrated post

The average AnCo fan is a yaoi character?

Kinda true tho, lots of gay men love AnCo

I think you accidentally posted what KC looks like rather than their fans tho

Eminem

Every metal band

if they looked like that it would be allright
they wouldn't even talk

>Radiohead

Got a pic user, you sound qt

Disgusting

I hope the best for you.

And in Canada it's a professional sport.

I wish

fucking qt

The fall

>Neutral Milk Hotel

look at that woman trying so hard to fit in