PADRES VS GIANTS GAMETHREAD

Shields vs Samardzija

===PADRES===
Jay, CF
Upton Jr, LF
Kemp, RF
Wallace, 3B
Myers, 1B
Bethancourt, C
Ramirez, SS
Amarista, 2B
Shields, P

===GIANTS===
Span, CF
Panik, 2B
Duffy, 3B
Posey, C
Belt, 1B
Pence, RF
Crawford, SS
Samardzija, P
Pagan, LF

Hit me with that stream link

strikeout.co
link 2 is kruk and kuip

My man

Thanks for picking up the slack and making the thread. I forgot the game started an hour earlier today

>Cueto making more 3rd baseman plays than Pablo
Hue

i know it's just against the dads but the 1-2-3 on this rotation is so fucking stacked lol

RIP link 2

refresh

Fug
We need some offense now

How's everybody doing tonight?
I don't know why i just now realized it's a night game in a getaway day

Hungry, being neet is suffering sometimes

But ramen is so cheap, user. So is spaghetti, shit.

[spoiler]Ramen stops being good after you've had it for dinner every night for a couple week in a row[/spoiler]

Grilled cheese, bro. If you eat it in Oakland it's artisan.

>it's a baseball NEET thread
bye virgins

Tried making it once, fucked up somehow, I also eat shitty casadillas on occasion

>le overlapping letters meme logos

You'll get it, neetfriend.

Fuuuuuck Petco looks comfy as hell.

These Bochy Amici's commercials are gold

What is the max comfy park?

>Kemp

I may be biased, but at&t is maximum comfy. Chase is pretty cool and the Coliseum has character.

>Komp

>shin burner
I could have sworn Kruk said shit burger

Ball girl is a qt

Based Under Pants

How does Hunter Pence hold all of those RBIs?

it's easy when you have those gangly ass noodle arms

Who /flippingbetweengiantssharksanda's/ here?

who here /eagerlywaitingforsolartetogethealthy/

>Watching perennial chokers

Right here lad
They're winning 2-0 and the blues are even worse chokers than the blues lately

Still enjoying the ride, m8

Plus they're up now so gotta love it while it lasts.

Holy shit, that football highlight
Shark is pretty based. Thank you, who's for lowering his stock.

inb4 three 1 run complete games in a row

Didn't realize how behind the stream was until I went down stair and came back up to watch that hit again

>BJ

>melvin

>Kemp
>Upton

>tfw no more Famke Jean Gray

fuck you pence

Samardzija is fucking dealing right now

Ehh, I'm still not sold on Shark.

I wish we got Greinke still

How fucking greedy can you be dude?

Be realistic holy shit

He's a solid #3. Grienke would have cost too much, and the Giants don't really have anyone else.

Funny that u belive shark will end the season with a 2.5 ERA.

cueto was a legit signing but he's gonna opt out immediately and become a Dodger where he'll actuslly play among thw greatest to ever live.

Nobody believes that now kill yourself

If they got him, they wouldn't have been able to afford a second SP which is proving to be the correct way to go.

I would have liked getting Greinke too, but in retrospect, I'm glad the Giants did what they did.

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Not today, syrup bro!

W-what?

don't reply dum dum

oh shit the stadium is on fire

>That time a soccer stadium burned down
This is it

LMK when the SF "bullpen" ties the game.

@ me or else I won't get a notification.

Literally who are you and why should I care

please stop replying to him

Biagini is fucking GOAT thank you based gints

>cubs tomorrow
I was gonna say something about pay back for
that four game sweep last august but it's
arrieta vs peavy to kick off lol

>Pence running hard like always

I love when Kruk and Kuip talk about random ass shit.

What brought up One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

yeah tommorow's gonna be a rough one. doubly so because it's on national tv so the shitposters are gonna show up

>bullpen is warming up
sweatingman.mov

>tfw your starter is your best closer

that was so nonchalant

Fucking cold

8 strong from Shark
3-0 shutout from Sharks
Based

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>Not going for 3 in a row
BRRRRRRRRRUUUUCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>dads defense
wew

i wanted to see him go nine dammit

aww what the heck bochy

is sriracha still pitching?

kelby "serial killer" tomlinson pinch-hit for him

Narp. I'm fine with it. They've been working him to the bone lately.

>"serial killer"
What?

Botchy don't trust that nigga for 9 innings. He's surprised he even made it 8

just looks like he's gonna snap one day

Oh fug

>narp
Ahahahaha what the fuck. I bet ur one of those dudes who says "welp" and "nope" in real life conversation.

real talk i think boch pulled him so the bullpen would have something to do

Want's the bullpen ready for Peavy and Cain

I bet you're one of those dudes who pisses in his mouth in the shower.

Solid. But seriously, don't waste the energy. He came here specifically to tile everyone up, so don't give him the satisfaction

Time for Casilla to sweat on the mound uncontrollably.

here we go...............

No

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>the city of melvin "blowjob" upton jr

Still can't let go of my breath. Double play ball, please

He's gassing these nigs, Relax bruh

>that foul ball

It's sad that ur closer has an ERA above 0.5

k-see ya ...?

i-is dat you?

a-a-are you bak my frend?

haha I love how cynical and hopeless the dads broadcast sounds

yisssssssss

2 down
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dick enberg is a tired 90 year old man but the other guy is an peppy optimistic idiot. maybe im just used to them.

friggin peppies man

always spreading joy and peppiness

NO TIME TO PANIK

LISTEN TO POSEY, YOU FUCK

Thank christ for Panik in the shift

thank you based panik

gg dads see you next week