/bet/

/bet/ IS Sup Forums edition

Previous thread: >Helpful links
pastebin.com/mDAydpyK

>/bet/ wiki
slashbetslash.wikia.com/wiki//bet/_Wikia

>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
pastebin.com/tPXwjDi6

>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf

>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel

>thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2AIPrVchJN8

Other urls found in this thread:

tipstertube.com/post/57300
tipstertube.com/post/56388
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

First for /biz/ don't want us

>you will never suckle Albania's wife's breasts

Thanks Hass, I owe you one. I'll give her a good bowcat for you on me.

Wouldn't thank me just yet

>tfw your gf is the purest person you have ever known

How do I explain the big sheet of paper on my wall which advises me on my stake sizes

"small" "smed" "med" "L A R G E" "SPECIAL STAKE"

Pal, she literally grabbed me gullies and asked if I was a big boy of betfair (long story).


H A S S

Okay you can thank me now

This is so sweet, and is.so.important.

>No 'marge'
Step it up

Sorry it's like above my small bit, it's a complicated diagram with odds and percentages.

np liddo, stay safe

Let's have a look
qt

Thanks, got any tips?

I can't lid because it's also got a hierachy of tipsters, tip types and bottom of the barrel slugs never to get on.

I don't think i've explained this well enough. It's a massive thing that covers half my wall.

>lying on an Bhutanese altitude forum

PMSL at that penalty given in the Nacional game

>stake confirmed

Trip so I can add you to the wall sluggo

Hass such a J U D G E

just take a pic you fucking sperg

You know you fucked up as a ref when even the attacking team is surprised you gave a penalty

>the state of "bet" these days

It literally has too many details about people to post.

The question is do I take it down, I won't be able to assemble it again

if its little writing we wont even be able to read it though

just take a pic from across the room of the general structure

DNB price has gone too far. Topping up with a couple hundred quid

On the same wavelength friend.

Is 0.0 AH the same as DNB?
Why do the odds differ ever so slightly?

it is if the game is currently drawing

and

because asians are more generous

o2.5 may be worth a shot too. Looks like Nacional are going to go with a back 3

Suffering from a severe case of altitude

Pmsl at the Las Vegas mobsters being a team

NACIONAL

Mobsters fixing hard

SHAKING at the thought of how much stoppage time there's going to be in the Nacional game

>that Nacional celebration
No fucking chill

CHIMPOUT

tbf it was unprofessional to celebrate like that

Up so much

get ready for a quick £1 tax at the end of this week /bet/tors

>you won't see another chimpout like this for
awhile
zzzzzzzzzzz

That Friday feel lids

Serena to win the French fry Open friendos. Reminder to use an exchange for best price.

Unders looking surreal, Hass.

>serena
>clay

Nup

Did you guys get on the Western Springs - Lynn Avon game?
You could bet U6.5 @2.10, which is pretty insane to me.

Football btw

Hello kids, afl user here for another Friday night special

Hawthorn -3.5 1.92 is a large.

yes, and re-backed like a maniac

Unfortunatly I only bet 100, the crazy odds made me suspicious so I held back.

tailed you user

Hass wtf was the Melbourne Knights tip?

What line did you get m8? It was at 7 when I was typing up and dropped to 6.5

ON

I got it at 6.5.

I assume you meant 0.0 in the last tip?

asian handicap 0.0 at 1.9

Under 6.5 at evens with a smed.

I only got on u5.25 pmsl

>bet on a game thinking it started in a few hours
>actual starts in almost 24 hours
Whoops

western springs -1.25 is a bet now. Put some of your unders winnings on.

>was having my morning wank when Hass tipped unders

do the 1-39 line on sportsbet bro, refund if they win by 40+

Did has leak it from EBA?

>Line dropping

What's the info? I've had a decent bet on Crows -53.5 following an aus tipster, any thoughts?

Why the fucking fuck was thread from /bet/ deleted? Emailing chink moot to report the abusive behavior of the little jobless man who thinks he has power over a cartoon imageboard.
Fucking prick. What a life failure, pmsl.

Sure, I have them winning by around15-25.

Can't see it being over 40, expect it to stay close but Hawks are too good in tight contests.

Any one here in Maradona_Club on TT? What are the tips like? might join and post a few leaks

Please respond

I mean it probably wins as GC are terrible but it's lotto shit as teams can easily just take their foot off the gas once they are up by 30/40 as they don't want to get injured

Happened with st kilda/Essendon last week, st kilda pretty much stopped playing once they were up 50 and only ended up winning by 18 when the line was -50

Thanks, he mentioned GC injury list as well as Crow's rivals playing each other this weekend so it's a big chance to catch up and improve their percentage

Not him, but this is mainstream over here so there is no info that thr bookies don't already have.

Still profit to be had if you catch early lines - I'm on 12% ROI overall on AFL over 5 seasons.

Yesterdays Botafogo tip came in, feels shrewd man.

>These ARP comments
Remind me again why there is a /bet/ TT

>Hass stealing tips from EBA
HASS OUT
tipstertube.com/post/57300
tipstertube.com/post/56388

If the line holds i'll have a special soon

Nice stats, what bookie is that with, bubblegum or pinnacle when they initially price the lines with lower limits?

Just left an exam 2 hours early lids.

Can't decide whether or not it was a +EV decision

Bubblgegums (aus bookies and 365) for early lines.

Pinny if there is a bet closer to game day.

Nice keep it up

Any comment on this Hass?

What's the name of that board for stuff related to Sup Forums, like moderation etc?

Do you know of a bookie other than 10bet that carries the South Korean National League games?

I'll lay whatever you want on that league

Netbet.

Eww. Ok.

>0.1 - 0.0
>10 minutes in

Not sure this sports for me lids.

Do i tip this in play or pre game if odds are getting a slight tickle?

what colour are hawthorn? have they won yet?

pee and poo

6 points for that? wtf

Already marking it as a loss.

Hawthorn in brown and gold i.e the worst team colours of any team in any sport ever.

>6 points
Australia wtf

down beyond

Early days, lids. Simmer down.

this, it's like basketball, first 3 quarters don't really matter unless a team's up by a lot

It's just banter, whenever it's a sport we have no idea on we like to be dramatic
Why was that 1 point not 6?

Wtf am i watching

Reddit
Hurt that my hours spent pouring over google news mean nothing to you lids
Have leaked plenty before though, usually Estonian and Kurt because sharing is caring

You're watching the greatest show on grass.

If it goes thru the 2 middle posts it's 6. If it goea through the posts either side it's 1.