UPCOMING EVENTS (May): 5/20: Hellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef) (((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST))) 5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek) 5/26: EFN 48: Moscow 5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito) 5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June): 6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold) 6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy) 6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita) 6/17: ONE FC (TBA) 6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas) 6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland) 6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson) 6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii) 6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
wow this is awesome, I think I'll add this to my gym playlist. the running! kek
Brandon Wilson
Fuck off. >I wouldn't fall over after having my broken nose pounded in after 19 minutes
Nathaniel Sanders
For those who missed it, this is what we're dealing with.
Joseph Barnes
>still not touchbutt training 5 times a week
John Sullivan
>Rolly Rolm willing to fight Cyborg at 140
Cameron Young
>Listen, I'll put it like this. If people can walk around - and I don't mean this in a disrespectful way to religious people - and you believe the son of God came down to earth 2,000 years ago, and he killed himself for our sins, and he can walk on water, and there's a God up there looking after ourselves, and if you get on your knees and pray to him that things will change, if you can believe that, then you can believe that I can knock the f--k out of Luke Rockhold two weeks from Saturday
based
Jose Cox
kek
Grayson Russell
I just woke up. What?
Daniel Diaz
>i get butthurt on Sup Forums
Jace Ortiz
ah the ol' atheist approach
Chase Allen
Successful surgery for Jacare, 2wk recovery, ready to fight in 2-3 months
Leo Smith
>is butthurt about a webm
Joshua Wilson
wb burger boi
Nathaniel Sanchez
i'm not butthurt about a webm, i just find it pretty sad that people on /heem/ congratulate a british shitposter for stealing content from youtube
Elijah Campbell
this is some serious autism
Blake Gray
>as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
Wyatt Martinez
No, you're a fucking gigantic aspie freaking out over literally nothing
You seem to have no trouble with the fact illegal content is being redistributed on this website in the form of Webm's
Camden Foster
@67715258
we know you do lad
Ethan Peterson
>people choose to talk about a tripfag instead of cozy burger and florida discussion why
hey im from florida. im calling anyone from south florida out to fite me at heem 1
Levi Smith
lmao, you're a literal retard
who gives a fuck about illegal content? just you apparently
the issue is with a loser pretending he edited a series of 15 webms of spinning shit when he literally copied and pasted it from youtube
and you losers are such faggots that you thank him and congratulate him for it when you could watch it in higher quality and with sound on youtube
Cooper Green
Oh right, thought Aldo was really struggling for a moment and had to cut down dramatically on his portion sizes
Jonathan Hill
>conor vs nate confirmed for ufc 202 >ufc working on matt brown vs nick diaz
any chance they put matt brown vs nick diaz on 202 too?
David Mitchell
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Jayden Wood
You're crying over a couple complimenting someone on a webm like a fucking literal autistic child
Kill yourself while you're wiping your tears off your keyboard pretending to not be upset
Did you make that compilation? It's the only logical reason you're sperging out more than an average tripfag already does
Thomas Sanchez
damn ferguson's feet look quick
too bad that wont help your striking or bjj
Parker Cruz
FYI this is the autistic rory fan
Carter Sanchez
Florida sucks. It should be nuked desu senpai. It's full of roiders like Robbie,Woodley, and overrated memes teams like Blackzillians. Also full of roiders like Rumble and Rashad.
Lucas Long
Yeah, just like we could all go to fightpass and watch the heems in high quality with commentary.
Carter Ortiz
>who gives a fuck about illegal content
Ethan Sullivan
i saw hashad at the macy's in the town center mall in boca raton. he bought a single silk hankerchief kek
Easton Carter
ur all on sterons
Jackson Stewart
As always, i have to be here in order to be any kind of discussion that relates to MMA.
Jose Fisher
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Jackson Scott
damn thats a good looking dude desu
i'm not mad at it
lmao, i've literally only cried twice in my life and no i didnt make the compilation, but only a loser like you would get up in arms when a faggot gets called out on stealing content
Ethan Bailey
i'm not mad at that eida
Xavier Adams
>autist tripfag who needs to off himself crying about nothing
Quality thread
Gavin Fisher
>the tripfaggot won't stop sperging Well, maybe the next thread will be better.
Jaxon Garcia
>captcha: 209
Gavin Evans
>crying on Sup Forums >but i never cry irl !!!
you can't make this stuff up
Gavin Diaz
>but only a loser like you would get up in arms when a faggot gets called out on stealing content
Someone unironically pounded their fat fingers on their cheeto dusted keyboarded tearing up from the fat rolls covering their eyes to type this out
Nolan Brooks
>the state of /heem/ now >mfw Brazil was right
Ethan Turner
/heem/ """"bantz"""" is so shit compared to almost any other general on Sup Forums I really hope we get relegated to /asp/ desu
Camden Harris
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Luis Foster
/asp/ is cancer mandrama
Isaiah Moore
we are too small and incestuous of a """"community""""" so our bantz degenerated over time. basically our bantz has the hapsburg chin and hemophilia.
Luis Morales
That's what >we are now, accept it.
Nolan Ramirez
No one cares what you think. Shut the fuck up
Carter Gray
It's not what "i" think, it just the reality of shitposting. Your Sup Forums meme general is fucking dog shit and should be relegated.
Juan Sanders
what if cage fighting is just so good we don't need to compensate with chatter?
Juan Myers
No one cares. Go cry about it somewhere else you gigantic fucking faggot.
You should give us a promotion by bashing your head in with a sledgehammer
Jose James
stop trying to steal my (you)'s shitposter
Robert Lewis
is heemstream up? if not i can throw a regiona card on a watch2together?
Ryder James
threads during events are still good but i guess that isn't /heem/ is it
Levi Baker
I agree with you man. Let's go to /asp/ I'll see you in the /heem/ I just made. But it goes by /wwe/. Post in there until I hit you back.
Connor Hill
btw, american posters are by a far margin the shittiest posters, but they are so many that they get away with it, you never know who really is who.
Ayden Roberts
@67715667
kys
Jack Taylor
i'd prefer if you didnt, but give it a try and let some e-troll ruin it for you
Joseph Robinson
we can go speak spanish about that sport your country invented on that website created by the guy from your country. oh wait you live in a shithole with zero relevant contributions to the rest of the world
btw you're welcome for all this
Jaxson Evans
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Joseph Wilson
ouch go easy on him
Xavier Gomez
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Jaxon Bennett
>He thinks american invented MMA >He thinks american invented imageboards >He thinks an american owns the imageboard At least i'm not some fat neet that thinks that just because people of his nationality did great things he is great. You are just an average ass bitch that would never accomplish anything great, so don't get credit from the people from your country that really did it.
Josiah Hernandez
you are the 3rd worst poster here after the autismo american that was banned yesterday and estonia that fucking killed himself
Brayden Russell
I've just took a look at the bellator weigh-ins. This shit is too cringey.
John Walker
I'm pretty reasonable most of the time. I make webms every now and again, I contribute to the thread, I contribute to BJJ technique talk, etc.
Adrian Torres
>this thread
Brody Diaz
No, you're just fat fucking third world neet that has nothing to brag about, from his own worthless country or his own worthless self
Which explains why you're being such an insufferable faggot about nothing
Chase Flores
Best decision I've made in a while
4chanX is still shit though
Parker Jones
Why would anyone would brag about anything on Sup Forums other than memes? Shut up dummy
Henry Kelly
Enjoy the botnet
Jayden Perez
haha you showed him
Justin Barnes
Americans can't handle the bantz
Isaiah Sanchez
This is a spicy addition
These threads will be so much better now
Jaxson Garcia
>as a webm maker myself, there's not a greater offense than taking another person's original content and to claim it as your own
Aaron Davis
>argentina has to run to england for help
Josiah Wright
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Joseph Hernandez
Let's break bread and share wine and let this be water under the bridge
Matthew Brooks
this this is what OP meant by hug edition all along
Sebastian Allen
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Aiden Young
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Mason Scott
>all these faggots Man seeing all you little bitches is disgusting. "I contribute, I make webms", "he steals webms","I filter you". Man I would /heem/ the fuck out of everyone in this thread. And seeing you little bitches being so sensitive about this on an ANONYMOUS Polynesian Papyrus pictures website reassures me that I would beat the fuck out of each and every one of you. If words bother you this much I can't even imagine how you'd feel when I muay thai kick you in your nuts.Or how'd you react when I throw a pipe bomb at you. I'm not joking either. If I knew where any of you lived I'd fly there. And beat your dork ass down. I bet you punks are the same ones that hand out (You)'s whenever someone says Fedor sucked (which is true), or Anderson sucked (which is also true).
Tyler Brooks
This is old news from, wow, yesterday, but Diego Brandao got USADA'd because dudeweedlmao, 9 months
