MLB general - /trigger/

When the umpire calls you out,
It's no use to stamp and shout,
Wildly kicking dust about—
Play the game!
And though his decision may
End your chances for the day,
Rallies often end that way—
Play the game!
When the umpire shouts: 'Strike two!'
And the ball seems wide to you,
There is just one thing to do:
Play the game!
Keep your temper at the plate,
Grit your teeth and calmly wait,
For the next one may be straight
Play the game!
When you think the umpire's wrong,
Tell him so, but jog along;
Nothing's gained by language strong—
Play the game!
For his will must be obeyed
Wheresoever baseball's played,
Take his verdict as it's made—
Play the game!
Son of mine, beyond a doubt,
Fate shall often call you 'out,'
But keep on, with courage stout—
Play the game!
In the battlefield of men
There'll come trying moments when
You shall lose the verdict—then
Play the game!
There's an umpire who shall say
You have missed your greatest play,
And shall dash your hopes away—
Play the game!
You must bow unto his will
Though your chance it seems to kill,
And you think he erred, but still
Play the game!
For the Great Umpire above
Sees what we see nothing of,
By His wisdom and His love—
Play the game!
Keep your faith in Him although
His grim verdicts hurt you so,
At His Will we come and go—
Play the game!

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tribe

I kept saying how bad the Dodgers were going to be and you wouldn't listen. How does it feel?

I feel autistic

Cubs are gonna ETHER that shit team of yours

You are autistic

Royals

Real thread

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Daily reminder that beating the Dodgers is equivalent to winning the WS for Giants fans

yuni did nothing wrong

No. Kleins

DELETE THIS

How would a dodgers fan know what a ws is like

>be cusb owner
>Have a choice between making your team better or trying to rig a presidential election

Anyone else excited to see another Cubes meltdown and the election that will make Trump President?

Delete this

>doyers

At which point in ur life did u realize people didn't want to be around you?
was it in jr.high? Sooner than that?

Make chicago great again

>.197 babip

Sale crashes soon

OK

>Hispanics can afford tickets

Wew

It was when i realized I didn't want to be associated delusional idiots like yourself who go around saying how great their team is when they haven't won shit in the past 20 years.

I saw a cubs fan at the grocery store the other day and I just lost it, fucking smug prick. I was trying to buy some bread and he was there looking at the fucking salads. Typical fucking Cubs fan.

I tried to ignore him, but this asshole was just fucking unbelievable. Jesus Christ. He had a fucking Cubs t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a fucking schmuck. He and the fucking stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "Can I pay extra for this t-shirt, haha, I want to sacrifice my money for the Cubs to make history, just like Gordon Heyward."

I couldn't fucking take it so I walked up to him and I told him to his face that Kershaw was better than Arrieta even without Arrieta's inevitable regression this season, and that the advanced sabermetrics like TJS completely prove it. But this guy just fucking smiled and in the most smug fucking way possible replied to me that Arrieta had better "stuff".

What the fuck? What does that even mean?

I tried to explain how TJS brings everything together under fairly deemed conditions but this guy just kept on going on and on about Arrieta's nasty "stuff".

I fucking lost it, l told that fucking idiot what a smug fucking retard he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't fucking know what a prick he was. l fucking tackled him right there.

Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to fucking put me on trial for assault. Fucking Cubs fans

how dare you make fun of this poor child
these are the feelings of a child, there is nothing funny about sadness
kysf

well done

>that woman's face on the left

Why do Mexicans have such flat fucking faces.

Atlanta pls gib teheran or wisler

wow so it was even sooner then that ? Was your father the first to leave your life or was it your mother who dumped you in an LA pothole soon after your birth?

cubs fan > cis woman salad lover

daily reminder that its been so long since the dodgers went to a WS that they mistake interdivision games as winning the world series

Not even a little funny

>mfw the royals get teheran

>Dads
>Doyers

teheran is coming home to be with his colombian brother Q

lel

Thankfully my parents were always around and showed me there was more to life than sports so I can look at things objectively and not base a personality around blindly following a team.

Simple question lads.

Does Arietta take Steriods, or is he clean?

fuck you you play in pitcher parks and your pitchers dont blow

ITS JUST PILATES

Who /EightGameWinStreak/ here?

>I am a fairweather cuck
what I read

he does pilates senpai

>the cell
>pitcher's park
pick one

The way he laughed in his glove made him look like an anime girl

TJS was a one thread meme
definitely needs pilates somewhere in there now

Most athletes take steroids, they just know when they won't get tested

Makes sense since you can't read the statistics against the Dodgers either.

>your pitchers don't blow

Ian "worst opponent OPS allowed in 2015" Kennedy is unironically our best starter right now. elite bullpen doesn't matter much when you never have the lead

Who /twosweepsinarow/ here?

>Most athletes take steroids, they just know when they won't get tested

Teheran (or Wisler) is OURS, Dave already told me so.

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>using a pic of the faggot pussy who got a dumb rule implemented to brag about doing good

same thing happened to me only with Jake Arrieta.

He was in the Pilates and Plants section. Like he was fucking fooling me.

He actually claimed he had better "stuff" than Kershaw.

Fucking smug prick.

So I fucking lost it. I told that Smug retard how undeserving he was of the Cy Young. I fucking tackled him right there.

Staff called the cops on me. I'm actually going to trial.

Arrieta tweeted @me to watch out because we was going to be something after that.

Fucking smug prick.

Aren't you that guy who called Kershaw overpaid and a #4 starter?

He is overpaid but I wouldn't call him a number 4 starter.

apologize

Chase Utley?

Are you white?

What happened to Daddy Grienke?
Did he off himself?

all memes aside no, hes good because his cutter and sinker are elite and generate some of the lowest exit velocity out of any pitcher in the league, that is if anyone even makes contact with them

Literally every professional athlete is overpaid

You must really be fucked in the head if you believe a living GOAT is overpaid when he isn't even the highest paid pitcher ....and even if he was the highest paid it would still be underpayment for Kershaw

They're both faggots. The NL produces absolute losers who ruin the game.

> *on phone* Pilates can do that for me? You mean it?

/mlb/: Who is that?

> ...Jake, from Natty Arms.

/mlb/: Jake from Natty Arms at 30 years old? *takes phone*
_________________________
/mlb/: Who is this?

-- It's Jake, from Natty Arms.

/mlb/: What are you taking, "Jake from Natty Arms"?

-- Uh.. Plants?
__________________________

/mlb/: He sounds Suspicious!

>Well he does pilates, so...

youtube.com/watch?v=UwVmqFSV8hg

>bautista

Tell me this: More teams have won championships with less money than Kershaw is getting paid for. I don't give a shit if he is the second coming of Sandy Koufax. If they don't win rings it doesn't matter how good of a pitcher you are.

8/10

>muh rings
Hes better than Koufax already

>trout has had a noodle arm ever since coming into the league
>suddenly every throw he makes to the infield is on the money

clean, Arrieta works hard

Daily reminder that obsessing over the individual regular season achievements of Kershaw is equivalent to winning the WS for Dodgers fans.

The noodle arm meme died years ago. He's improved immensely.

>"why can't 1 pitcher contribute as much as a team of 40 men?"
Kershaw is a true GOAT with or without a ring, everyone is witnessing history and they don't even know it because it's been happening for years

Koufax only had like four good season

rude 2bh, hes been good the last 2 games, hope he stays at lead off because hes LITERALLY the only guy on the entire team that actually draws walks.

memes never die. they wait.

And he will be swept under the rug because he never won the Big One.

are you a troll? hes the only 30 mil a year pitcher playing up to his contract

I DON'T CARE WHAT ANY OF YOU SAY

ROIDIETTA IS A DIRTY, CHEATING FUCK

delete this

Anyone else think the White Sox are falling apart?

Because they're only winning in starts where it's Sale or Quintana desu

PILATES?

YOU WANNA TALK SOME PILATES BRO?

LET'S GO YOU FUCKING MENTAL DWARF, LET'S FUCKING DO SOME PILATES.

Kershaw is the rug. People ge swept under him. Just look at Bumgarner and his 3 rings. People will remember him for being second to Kershaw.

caused
caused

you using 'fuck' as a noun and not a verb is triggering my autism

please don't do this again

His contract should be adjusted to be worth 5M more than the highest annual salary of that season. He should be paid 40M over 10 years

Don't even remind me.

Next month we'll be out of the race desu, if not by July.

This team is finished.

Arrieta has not physically changed at ALL since he began Pilates, that is a fact.

You are all just absurdly jealous of his ability. Go ahead and try to point out ONE thing that's different about him in this picture.

Pro tip: you can't.

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if Sale also juiced.

With the way he's pitching, it's almost like it's not fair.

I'm a White Sox fan, and I'm not convinced he's really that good. I think Quintana is the more complete pitcher.

latos had completely unsustainable peripherals

What are you talking about, steroids have obviously caused to him to grow a third eye

thanks for proving he's a cheat

oh no lad. hold on. there is about to be a storm coming your way

He's shit, his first few starts were obvious fluke outings. Not to mention, he played against shit teams too.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's off the team in a month with the way he's pitching. We're scouring the trade market for starters, as we should be.

Because I might be right?

Don't remind me with what shit I've had to put up with this past week. I don't want Sale winning the Cy Young in a lost season.

Has there been a greater single season in the history of Baseball?

Bonds 2001-2004

Kershaw 2016

explain