>Manchester United want Louis van Gaal to become director of football, allowing former Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho to work alongside him. (Sun)
>Crystal Palace manager Alan Pardew, whose side face Van Gaal's United in Saturday's FA Cup final, will sign a new four-year contract before the Wembley showpiece. (Daily Express)
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years. (Guardian)
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror)
>Borussia Monchengladbach midfielder Granit Xhaka, 23, is close to finalising a £34m move to Arsenal. (Sun)
>Liverpool striker Christian Benteke, 25, will hold talks with manager Jurgen Klopp to find out whether he has a future at the club. (Daily Express)
>Klopp is close to completing the signing of £4.7m goalkeeper Loris Karius, 22, from former club Mainz. (Guardian)
>Arsenal are ready to give a contract extension to 24-year-old England midfielder Jack Wilshere, who has just returned from a 10-month injury lay-off. (Daily Telegraph)
>Liverpool defender Kolo Toure, 35, does not know whether he will be offered a new deal when his contract expires next month. (Liverpool Echo)
>Everton are considering signing 21-year-old Bologna goalkeeper Pierluigi Gollini, who spent part of his teenage years at Manchester United, as a replacement for the departing Tim Howard.(Daily Mail)
>The Toffees, without a manager since Roberto Martinez was sacked, are also scouting 21-year-old Club Brugge defender Bjorn Engels. (Liverpool Echo)
>West Brom manager Tony Pulis is planning a move for West Ham's 26-year-old Ecuador striker Enner Valencia.(Daily Telegraph)
>Sunderland are considering a move for Swansea forwards Andre Ayew, 26, and Bafetimbi Gomis, 30.(Daily Star)
>Watford's 27-year-old Mexico international left-back Miguel Layun is set to sign for FC Porto on a permanent deal, having much of this season on loan with the Portuguese club.(A Bola - in Portuguese)
>Retiring Arsenal midfielder Mikel Arteta, 34, is set to be offered a coaching role at Manchester City by incoming manager Pep Guardiola.(Manchester Evening News)
>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 23, is good enough to play for French champions Paris St-Germain, says team-mate Yohan Cabaye. (London Evening Standard)
>>>Best of social media
Former Newcastle and Tottenham winger David Ginola used his Twitter account to reassure fans about his health, following incorrect reports he had suffered cardiac arrest playing five-a-side football. The 49-year-old France international had fainted.
Grayson Rodriguez
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Dominic Harris
Tbh he did a great job with the youngers. Outside of Adnandos
Levi Green
>1 million posts early
Mason Moore
Will klopp fix LIVERSHIT?
Bentley Gonzalez
yes
Alexander Perez
he bought and ruined memephis at the same time as well
Grayson Ward
>Fergie, Van gaal, Mourinho in one team. That ego overload. Please make this reality, ya Allah.
Hudson Johnson
>Arsenal are wrapping up the deal for Granit Xhaka with reports of up to £35M for the midfielder (Guardian)
>Barcelona are open to offers for Turkish midfielder Arda Turan after just nine league starts for the club (Mirror)
>Manchester United are planning to make a bid in the region of £85M for Juventus' Paul Pogba (Daily Telegraph)
>Pep Guardiola is looking to sign 6 major players by spending £150M according to close by sources (Guardian)
>A reported bid of £51M is being planned by Arsenal to sign Real Madrid forward Morata (Various)
>Arsenal are looking to sign Arkadiusz Milik from Ajax but face steep competition from other Premier league clubs (Sun)
>Liverpool have made a £42M bid for Javi Martinez who Klopp say's has a close relationship with (My Arse)
>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror)
Jayden Scott
Why is /trans/ so much more popular than /epl/?
Justin Howard
Because people think /trans/ involves chicks with dicks
Colton Campbell
>Turan is going to end up at Arsenal
Luis Sanders
I like that idea, that way he can continue his GOAT youth development and filosofeee lol
Anthony Kelly
>Aston Villa's new owner Tony Xia has vowed to transform the club into one of the best three in the world inside 10 years
Kayden Myers
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29
>Ilkay Gundogan will be out for 4-6 months after going surgery on his knee injury. City still interested. [Bild]
Isaiah Perez
“My ambition is to bring Villa to the top six in less than five years and I hope it can be [one of] the top three in the world – even the best well known in the world – in less than 10 years,” Xia said in one of his first interviews since the deal became public.
“At least [until] now what I have planned [in my career] everything has been achieved. Nobody believed in the beginning but I made it happen no matter how many years it took.” this poor chink
really doesn't know what hes getting himself into.
Ian Wood
>Waynes little squeaky voice
Connor Cook
My eyes just threw up.
Ryder Ward
Why though?
Dominic Rogers
it keeps freezing for me at the same spot every time :\
Connor Perez
Isn't he a free transfer ?
Aiden Young
>yanited's PR department
Angel Torres
He has 1 year left on his contract
William Young
Bloody hell
Gabriel Bailey
no he has a year left
Charles Rodriguez
>aussie internet
Matthew Allen
>West Ham are considering a ambitious move for Leicester striker Jamie Vardy, 29. (Daily Mirror) Get fucked you cockney cunts. No one breaks up the meme team.
Julian Thomas
>>Leicester City fear losing N'golo Kante as the transfer window looks set to open (Mirror) I would honestly be disappointed If he leaves
Andrew Lewis
this is like finding out a girl you like is only attracted to black guys but still being interested because you're desperate
Anthony Harris
>as the transfer window looks set to open It's not an unpredictable phenomenon. There is a particular date when it opens. Why do journalists write like this?
Adam Jones
stop projecting
Ayden Gutierrez
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Jordan Roberts
sounds like every owner that passes the fit and proper persons test only for the club to go into administration three years later
27/51 I forgot something obvious like Rooney & van persie, but remember obscure shit like Dublin & Ravanelli. Damn.
Lincoln Barnes
Fuck, three seconds to go and I'm missing one fucking country, someone help (no cheaters)
Charles Baker
>spell hasselbaink wrong 50 times >get it right on my first google search attempt
Juan Walker
164/197 fucking central america and pacific mang
Owen Hughes
Israel
Dylan Anderson
I believe Volland plays wide lad.
Samuel Sanders
>kosovo >country Not happy
Nathaniel Gomez
32
spent half the time trying to spell solshar and van nostril roy 2bh
William Hill
lebanon m8
Jeremiah Hill
I have Israel, Palestine, Jordan and syria- all in that area
Brayden Sanchez
I dont believe you.
Nolan Long
Kurdistan
Evan Reyes
Fuuuck, thanks
Nathan Nguyen
30/51
completely forgot about some of these players also didn't know Scholes had two hattricks
Daniel Hernandez
>hasselbaink Forgot all about him. I remember when there was countless rumors about him being a cakeboy.
Anthony Collins
the fucking shame of it
Juan Rodriguez
37 here mate. I forgot Harry Kane.
Landon Parker
>Casillas is officially the worst Porto keeper in the last 15 years, conceding 28 out of the side’s 30 goals allowed this season. In Porto’s last 42 years, that record of 30 has only been matched or eclipsed twice
> Opta revealed the 34-year-old Spaniard has the worst ratio of goals conceded per game of any Porto goalkeeper since they started collecting data on the Portuguese league
Adrian Perez
And Del Bosque will still pick him over De Gea.
Robert Cruz
Cyprus?
Mason Scott
he already got it lad why you replyin
Kayden Reyes
deserves to start for Spain tbqh
Jackson Peterson
Is it Cyprus by any chance?
Carson Hall
Soz mate didn't realise like once again sorry
Josiah Cox
Give him some slack, he never leave his comfort zone home town in his entire life.
Bentley Stewart
thanks user now I'm addicted to sporcle quizzes when I should be revising
Wyatt Lewis
alright lads list all 47 teams that were in the premier league
it was made last season so the team that says Zero is Bournemouth
45/47 here
Jackson Barnes
>not appreciating the double layered irony of producing a trash trailer like a bunch of drunk guys in their 20s but with a budget with 6 zeroes before the dot
