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ur mum

I'm a mutt

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My parents

Is that Djibouti shooty?

ya mom

My Ancestors :')

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I'm multicultural, I guess

sup chink bro

sucks being chink sometimes though

really wish my banana down there is bigger );

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How big are you?

>A Netherlando-Sri Lankan
Well, this is the most bizarre mix I've ever seen

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only 6cm );

doesn't help I'm fat as fuck either

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_Burghers

not that uncommon desu

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Is that even possible, if yes are you able to have sex even? I shouldn't be upset about my 13cm dick after all...

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Man, It's actually very interesting.
>Burghers
make me laugh uncomfortably ^^
sorry

Are you brown ?

muh

>American
What

Mom's from Washington State, born in Utah.

Oh, alright

You know, we all have this uncle a bit retarded.

Americans aren't retarded

Just kidding. But your 45th president is, though.

At least we didn't elect an enemy of the state

I'm still a virgin and I can't even pull my foreskin back because I have phimosis because my dick isn't big enough to put constant pressure on the skin when erect and my masturbating technique doesn't help either

I am deathly afraid of sexual relationships because my biggest fear is getting laughed out of bed by the opposite sex so I never pursue it

I don't even know what I'm gonna do about my dick except maybe stroke it better or get something like a penis pump to make it bigger

just just fuck my shit up

Trust me i'm white [notarealspoiler]yes, i'm brown[/notarealspoiler]

I'll do text because that's better for explaining things

paternal grandad was english of scottish/danish descent
paternal grandma was english of english/american/canadian descent
maternal grandad was some middle eastern boke
maternal grandma is english of polish jewish descent

Oh, It's simple.

very nice

CARMELA

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...So you're Italian

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part sioux?

WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE

no, im american

Dads side: Saffer
Mums side: Australian

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Assiniboine

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braise tengri :DDDDD

am I white?

Do they just automatically add a small percentage of Sub Saharan ancestry for the hell of it?

pretty sure they do. they got scared by stormfront buying tests to prove their whiteness, so they add a bit of nonwhite to everyone to try and end racism.

yes

>he voluntarily submitted his dna to be permanently cataloged by the US government
lmaoing@urgullibility

But why should I care?

Jesus fucking christ. Lose some weight and your dick will get bigger because it would be surrounded by fat. I see your flag so your probably obese, not just fat.

They'll replace you with a clone

ah yeah ok thanks

that poor miserable bastard, but at least my clone will be off in deep space during its exploration and colonization

>doesn't understand population genetics

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>no Finngolian Khanate
DELET

>truly, I have become the European union

I'm trying brah

been lifting for a couple months now but since I've got a job and going to school with only 2 hours of free time to do homework I've been too busy to work out now

I've lost about 10kg since I started working out but work is a bitch

hopefully I'll eventually get some time off during my break to work out

...So you're a snail

aztec
roman
conquistador
Slave
Anglo

Fellow pat Czechs, where is your family from?