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ur mum
I'm a mutt
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My parents
Is that Djibouti shooty?
ya mom
My Ancestors :')
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I'm multicultural, I guess
sup chink bro
sucks being chink sometimes though
really wish my banana down there is bigger );
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How big are you?
>A Netherlando-Sri Lankan
Well, this is the most bizarre mix I've ever seen
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only 6cm );
doesn't help I'm fat as fuck either
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not that uncommon desu
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Is that even possible, if yes are you able to have sex even? I shouldn't be upset about my 13cm dick after all...
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Man, It's actually very interesting.
>Burghers
make me laugh uncomfortably ^^
sorry
Are you brown ?
muh
>American
What
Mom's from Washington State, born in Utah.
Oh, alright
You know, we all have this uncle a bit retarded.
Americans aren't retarded
Just kidding. But your 45th president is, though.
At least we didn't elect an enemy of the state
I'm still a virgin and I can't even pull my foreskin back because I have phimosis because my dick isn't big enough to put constant pressure on the skin when erect and my masturbating technique doesn't help either
I am deathly afraid of sexual relationships because my biggest fear is getting laughed out of bed by the opposite sex so I never pursue it
I don't even know what I'm gonna do about my dick except maybe stroke it better or get something like a penis pump to make it bigger
just just fuck my shit up
Trust me i'm white [notarealspoiler]yes, i'm brown[/notarealspoiler]
I'll do text because that's better for explaining things
paternal grandad was english of scottish/danish descent
paternal grandma was english of english/american/canadian descent
maternal grandad was some middle eastern boke
maternal grandma is english of polish jewish descent
Oh, It's simple.
very nice
CARMELA
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...So you're Italian
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part sioux?
WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT'S AMORE
no, im american
Dads side: Saffer
Mums side: Australian
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Assiniboine
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braise tengri :DDDDD
am I white?
Do they just automatically add a small percentage of Sub Saharan ancestry for the hell of it?
pretty sure they do. they got scared by stormfront buying tests to prove their whiteness, so they add a bit of nonwhite to everyone to try and end racism.
yes
>he voluntarily submitted his dna to be permanently cataloged by the US government
lmaoing@urgullibility
But why should I care?
Jesus fucking christ. Lose some weight and your dick will get bigger because it would be surrounded by fat. I see your flag so your probably obese, not just fat.
They'll replace you with a clone
ah yeah ok thanks
that poor miserable bastard, but at least my clone will be off in deep space during its exploration and colonization
>doesn't understand population genetics
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>no Finngolian Khanate
DELET
>truly, I have become the European union
I'm trying brah
been lifting for a couple months now but since I've got a job and going to school with only 2 hours of free time to do homework I've been too busy to work out now
I've lost about 10kg since I started working out but work is a bitch
hopefully I'll eventually get some time off during my break to work out
...So you're a snail
aztec
roman
conquistador
Slave
Anglo
Fellow pat Czechs, where is your family from?