300m to spend in the summer

>300m to spend in the summer

Who would you grab?

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Vardy and then spend the other 299 million on his parties

Vardy is worth 300 mill by now. Can't afford to party.

Kane
Kroos
Xhaka
Alaba
Griezmann
Varane

grab a phone and call your mudder in algeria you pig

I would buy the whole Leicester starting XI

Striky McStrikeface

there is no way they can spend even half of that figure and not get wrecked by UEFA.

RING RING RING

maybe with 300m spent city can break the top 3 this time?

A new phone

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A planet ticket back to Algeria

You can start by grabbing your stadium bill paid for by the UK TaX Payer.

Pay your debts

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*plane ticket

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I'd pay off that phone bill

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I've been taking important phone calls all my life

Buy all memes.

>Meme Shitty FC
>Poop Guardiolel

>doesn't know we have Chinese investors now that coughed up 300m

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>chinks buy 13% of CFG for £265m
>now we have £265m for transfers!

that's not how it works

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Hmmm

Ancelotti

-------------------Kane
-----KDB-------------------Hazard
--------DavidSilva---JoãoMario
--------------Mascherano
Marcelo-----------------------DaniAlves
---------Kompany--Pique
--------------------Hart

manure spent €290 million plus add-ons for Martial

>meme Portugal players

STOP

>buy leicester squad
>win championship

pretty easy desu

150m Nerman
150m Nerman's father

easy

>João Mario
>Meme

hes the best midfielder in the world.
him and cr7 are gonna win us the euro.

Challenge: Post the memeiest starting 11 you can think of.

What about Claudio "dilly ding dilly dong" Ranieri? What do we do with him?

They need to buy him as well.

And sell all the cancerous shitheads like Sterling, Delph and Nasri.

----------Cavani
--------Mantorras
Nani----------------Quaresma
------------Zidane
-------RenatoSanches
?--------------------------------?
-----?-------------------?
----------Roberto

------------>De Gay
Maicon-Luiz-Huth-Bayol
-----Rooney-Wilshere
LCIM--------------------Januzaj
-----Balotelli-Chicarito

This Meme Team of Creme Dreams

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Just have their billionaire owners make new sponsorships.

Run off with all of it and fake my death.

Benaglio
Bellerin Ramos Stones Luis
Yaya Xhaka
J. Navas Müller Pjanic
Zlatan(C)

btw I haven't seen a single Roma game all season but all the fuzz about Pjanic makes me 99% convinced he's a meme player. rest should be self-explanatory.

Better manager

Messi and / or Ronaldo
Benzema
Higuain
Ibrahimovic (free)
Modric

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topkek

kek

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He should immediately get rid of all the dead weight but he won't do it
Aguero, Yaya, Navas, Zabaleta, Kolarov, Fernando all need to go

>meme teams
>no >torres

Messi

TSUUUU

I wonder if the band wagoner knows i post his pics on reddit more than i do here lol

what the fuck are meme players

DONT!! my irl friends browse reddit and theymifght see me:(((((((((((

Torres damages City's chem

Also, poop won't have enough coins for him

Will you trap for me?

This is pretty meme right here.

RING RING RING RING

Torres---Mutu
Hazard---mikel---Marin---Kalou
Gallas---Alex---Luiz---Bosingwa
Cech
Chelsea have a pretty memetastic team tbqh

Pep is a MESS

the fuck

What subreddits?

t hazard - ibra - e hazard
dembele - xhaka - debrown
marcelo-miranda-dante-filipe luis
degay

Busquets
Lahm
Ben Arfa for laffs

How do sandniggers still have so much money?

I thought oil was now worthless.

ye all cars magically run on water now

messi

TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

all meme team

Valdes
Großkreutz---Dante---Huth---Alba
D.Luiz---Wilshere---Drinkwater
Robben---Torres---Coutinho

Manager: Sam Allardyce

that liverpoo team when benitez played 6 right backs

Bellerín, Stones, Gayà

Matic, Thiago

Griezmann

---------------De Gay
Bellerin-Luiz-Ramos-Alba
-----Carvalho----Milner------
Robben-----Gotze-----James
----------------Zlatan

----------Mignolet
Bellerin Sakho Mangala Shaw
Milner Pogba Pirlo Sterling
----------Kane Messi

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>not ending it with "i have a very important call to take"

good kek tbf

>debts
>no n

>Americans

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>irl friends
Nice try.

kek

kane will cost more than bale because he is english, plus moving to direct opponent is another raise of cost.

kroos left bayern because of poop

varane has the oppurtunity to become the main defender for madrid after the inevitable decline of ramos and pepe.

call up da youfs

Hart
Danilo, D.Luiz, Stones, Marcelo
Matiudi, Kroos
Walcott, Mueller, Depay
Ibrahimovic

>kroos left bayern because of poop

not true btw

------------Keksillas-------------
Alves---Pepe----Luiz---Marcelo
----Slippy G----Ozil---Kroos----
----LCIM----TORRES----Donaldo

>Implying I'm wrong