>300m to spend in the summer
Who would you grab?
>300m to spend in the summer
Who would you grab?
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Vardy and then spend the other 299 million on his parties
Vardy is worth 300 mill by now. Can't afford to party.
Kane
Kroos
Xhaka
Alaba
Griezmann
Varane
grab a phone and call your mudder in algeria you pig
I would buy the whole Leicester starting XI
Striky McStrikeface
there is no way they can spend even half of that figure and not get wrecked by UEFA.
RING RING RING
maybe with 300m spent city can break the top 3 this time?
A new phone
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A planet ticket back to Algeria
You can start by grabbing your stadium bill paid for by the UK TaX Payer.
Pay your debts
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*plane ticket
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I'd pay off that phone bill
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I've been taking important phone calls all my life
Buy all memes.
>Meme Shitty FC
>Poop Guardiolel
>doesn't know we have Chinese investors now that coughed up 300m
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>chinks buy 13% of CFG for £265m
>now we have £265m for transfers!
that's not how it works
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Hmmm
Ancelotti
-------------------Kane
-----KDB-------------------Hazard
--------DavidSilva---JoãoMario
--------------Mascherano
Marcelo-----------------------DaniAlves
---------Kompany--Pique
--------------------Hart
manure spent €290 million plus add-ons for Martial
>meme Portugal players
STOP
>buy leicester squad
>win championship
pretty easy desu
150m Nerman
150m Nerman's father
easy
>João Mario
>Meme
hes the best midfielder in the world.
him and cr7 are gonna win us the euro.
Challenge: Post the memeiest starting 11 you can think of.
What about Claudio "dilly ding dilly dong" Ranieri? What do we do with him?
They need to buy him as well.
And sell all the cancerous shitheads like Sterling, Delph and Nasri.
----------Cavani
--------Mantorras
Nani----------------Quaresma
------------Zidane
-------RenatoSanches
?--------------------------------?
-----?-------------------?
----------Roberto
------------>De Gay
Maicon-Luiz-Huth-Bayol
-----Rooney-Wilshere
LCIM--------------------Januzaj
-----Balotelli-Chicarito
This Meme Team of Creme Dreams
Just have their billionaire owners make new sponsorships.
Run off with all of it and fake my death.
Benaglio
Bellerin Ramos Stones Luis
Yaya Xhaka
J. Navas Müller Pjanic
Zlatan(C)
btw I haven't seen a single Roma game all season but all the fuzz about Pjanic makes me 99% convinced he's a meme player. rest should be self-explanatory.
Better manager
Messi and / or Ronaldo
Benzema
Higuain
Ibrahimovic (free)
Modric
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topkek
kek
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He should immediately get rid of all the dead weight but he won't do it
Aguero, Yaya, Navas, Zabaleta, Kolarov, Fernando all need to go
>meme teams
>no >torres
Messi
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I wonder if the band wagoner knows i post his pics on reddit more than i do here lol
what the fuck are meme players
DONT!! my irl friends browse reddit and theymifght see me:(((((((((((
Torres damages City's chem
Also, poop won't have enough coins for him
Will you trap for me?
This is pretty meme right here.
RING RING RING RING
Torres---Mutu
Hazard---mikel---Marin---Kalou
Gallas---Alex---Luiz---Bosingwa
Cech
Chelsea have a pretty memetastic team tbqh
Pep is a MESS
the fuck
What subreddits?
t hazard - ibra - e hazard
dembele - xhaka - debrown
marcelo-miranda-dante-filipe luis
degay
Busquets
Lahm
Ben Arfa for laffs
How do sandniggers still have so much money?
I thought oil was now worthless.
ye all cars magically run on water now
messi
TSSSSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
all meme team
Valdes
Großkreutz---Dante---Huth---Alba
D.Luiz---Wilshere---Drinkwater
Robben---Torres---Coutinho
Manager: Sam Allardyce
that liverpoo team when benitez played 6 right backs
Bellerín, Stones, Gayà
Matic, Thiago
Griezmann
---------------De Gay
Bellerin-Luiz-Ramos-Alba
-----Carvalho----Milner------
Robben-----Gotze-----James
----------------Zlatan
----------Mignolet
Bellerin Sakho Mangala Shaw
Milner Pogba Pirlo Sterling
----------Kane Messi
>vocaroo.com
>not ending it with "i have a very important call to take"
good kek tbf
>debts
>no n
>Americans
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>irl friends
Nice try.
kek
kane will cost more than bale because he is english, plus moving to direct opponent is another raise of cost.
kroos left bayern because of poop
varane has the oppurtunity to become the main defender for madrid after the inevitable decline of ramos and pepe.
call up da youfs
Hart
Danilo, D.Luiz, Stones, Marcelo
Matiudi, Kroos
Walcott, Mueller, Depay
Ibrahimovic
>kroos left bayern because of poop
not true btw
------------Keksillas-------------
Alves---Pepe----Luiz---Marcelo
----Slippy G----Ozil---Kroos----
----LCIM----TORRES----Donaldo
>Implying I'm wrong