You wake up in your cunt in 1840. What do?

You wake up in your cunt in 1840. What do?

Prepare for war don´t allow Murricans into my cunt

wwe wuz

>A time period in which my state is actually populated by something other than natives
Fucking finally. I'll claim my stake on as much land as I can legally get away with, and found my hometown. Beating William Sturgis by 5 years.
Now the yearly celebration will have MY last name on it!

Enjoy as being as one of the dominating sides, 'course.

Farm cotton, whip slaves, complain about whiny abolitionists, vote for William Henry Harrison (little do we know he dies in a month).

Prepare for imminent removal of taco from premises.

Participate in the incoming separatist movements.

tell the president to erase every evidence of argie activity in the falkands so future goverments don't use them for political reasons without any gain for the country

nice northern nuevo leon, jaliscos and all northern mexi states.

Prepare for war, warn everyone the jews are planning to invade

>1840
I'd be in Spain?
Fuck should I know.

>jaliscos
it's just "Jalisco". dipshit. and it's not a northern state.

incite revolts against gringo settlers in northern states, spread rumors on how they eat children and pray to Satan because they don't believe in holy Mary.
Make and patent the combined cycle turbine (basically why I'm in college right now) and invest all the money made by it in real state all along the Riviera Maya

>Faggot user
I think William Sturgis sounds better

There would be a civil war happening every 5 minutes.

>1840
my state was still part of mexico back then so i guess i would be a chicano

no. you'd be a mexican

MODS!!! The Aussies are bullying me again!

>you'd be a mexican
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could be worse. you could be puerto rican,

Feign a British accent and get treated like a king for the next hundred years.

I'm a white American guy on vacation. Being here in the mid-nineteenth century would be incredible, all jokes aside. I can't imagine what India must have been like back then.

Filled with less curry and maybe less shit in the street

move to france or austria, finland will be a shithole for well over 100 years

I fall from a height of 18 meters over the ice. Or in the icy water. And in General - I'll be in shorts. Without documents. In November. I don't live long.
Even if I survive - I'll try and get a job as a cook in some restaurant. Along the way, I will try to remember stories from the future, writing in a local literary magazine, will try to think of communism first. I will be campaigning for the industrial development of Russia. Perhaps try to write a letter to the king. Ideally, Russia would conquer Persia and tureckii Iraq. And the oil fields. And will twist the rest of the world on dick.

Kill Thorbecke

R u kidding me?

become a bushranger and live with the natives

Live with them? You can always try living at the zoo

go to old town since where i live now would just be a small harbour market with maybe 800 inhabitants

I have 8 years to prepare for the nationalist revolution against feudal scum.
Trying to be a student to get connections, also enjoy living in the time of the apex of our intellectual culture, we wuz philosophers and shiieeet.

Oh right, you don't exist.

I get the fuck out before the famine hits just right

I was about to comment this exactly. Can I join you?

Fug the queen, all glory to Gen. Espartero :^)

Oh wait, I would be an illiterate peasant and starve after losing my wife and children to the civil war. Don't mind me.

>mfw sun never sets
>go back to being white collar juden
No much different

I learn russian and attempt to become an officer within the army

prepare to rebel

Prepare for the 2nd Empire And reclaim our natural borders

Like I said, civil wars every 5 minutes.

>rebel
>against the austrians that saved u from turks
ruuuude
austrians liberated balkans if not you would all be instanbulized.

>pick cotton
>pick cotton
>pick cotton
>get whipped for not picking cotton fast enough
>my wife and children are sold off at auction
>will be over 100 years before I'm legally considered a human being

Nah.

>not going to victoria and looking for gold before the Gold Rush happens
Fucking gronks, the both of you

>Still in Brazil
FUUUUCK

There probably wasnt anything to do but sauna and drink in 1840s finland
Not like there was now

>The glorious empire of the two New Zealands

Order of business
>get both groups of tribal leaders to sign the treaty of Waitangi(s) so we can be sure everything belongs to "us" and not the fucking french(!).
>Conquer everything with our New New Zealand allies

>Not going to Victoria to prepare for Eureka
There's never enough time to show your aussie spirit