ITT: Womens Sports

They can do everything just as good as men :^)

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youtube.com/watch?v=c-IipGiXIdE
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Why do both teams have the same jersey colors?


Women can't even color coordinate

>englel

it's so fucking slow

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>there'll be cucks in this thread that wouldn't be able to do this even if they tried 10 times
just embrace the goat

fivethirtyeight.com/features/women-get-sports-concussions-at-higher-rates-than-men/

>When concussions make the news, it’s usually about football. But head injuries happen in other sports too, and not just to men. During a congressional hearing on concussions in youth sports on Friday, Dawn Comstock, an epidemiologist who studies sports injuries, told a House Energy and Commerce subcommittee that in sports like soccer and basketball in which girls and boys play by the same rules, with the same equipment and the same facilities, “girls have higher concussion rates than boys.” Comstock, a researcher at the Colorado School of Public Health, is the first author of a 2015 study published in JAMA Pediatrics that quantified concussions in high school soccer and found that they were about one and a half times more common in girls than in boys.

Literally not built for physical activity other than riding cock

A classic
youtu.be/nwx0Uv93o8k
U17 women's Icelandic goalkeeping

goat

I can't bash woman footballers, mainly because they kind of turn me on in a weird way.

Especially the Korean woman who plays for Chelsea. She drives me fucking crazy

christ that looks like a junior varsity game

>woman looks like a fucking k-pop singer
>g-guys I SWEAR I'm straight

>CLICK HERE FOR THE BEST GANGNAM STYLE REMIX
>System of a Down playing

what the FUCK

GK fucked up bad, but the action was not horrible. Like, polish third division level.

These are fucking hilarious.

FUCK WOMEN SQUARE IN THE PUSSY

I want to devour no 5.

what is the attendance like at QT ball in europe?

I was shot shit at goalie being a tallfag when I was 10.

I never played goal once and got raped like 7-2 the first game I played when I was 11

sauce

>Complains about the incompetence of women
>Gets the name of the sport wrong when you name your file

Retard detected.

Not enough money for two kits.

>Great pass
>Well timed run
>Beautiful diving header

Sort of against the grain of this thread dude.

The yellow flags get me everytime

Ewww, gross

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I swear if we assemble a team of 11 Sup Forumsartans who are fit and have an okay level at football (played in a club during youth) and have proper training/tactics discussion we could fuck up a very good women team

This makes me laugh so hard. Just the shamelessness of it.

bump. more keks please

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the US Under-17 boys team beat the US Women's team 8-1.
for real

Wasn't that just a local HS team? Like not even the official US u-17 team?

I played goalie once but I kept getting bored and wandering forwards and got chipped like 8 times

This semen slurping sport is not for me

she was not offside wtf LOL

>England

how can one nation have such incompetent athletes?

Hey, give the WNT some respect, ok?

They lost 8-2.

Literally every goal scored on Rocket League

YEET

most positions play quite well besides defenders and goalies (besides that outie with the tumor vagina), why is that?

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Not great, but is improving over all. The recent womens FA cup between Arsenal and Chelsea had record numbers.

i'm guessing chess doesn't work out well for you, either

youtube.com/watch?v=9rSBmOgpcDE

Holy shit that is amazing.

fucking kek, ebin post texas haven't laughed that hard in a while

GOAT goalkeeping performance rolling through:

youtube.com/watch?v=c-IipGiXIdE

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if that happened in englands favour they probably wouldnt count it.

Yes I'm still salty about South Africa

Ada Hegerberg, lads. Fucking perfect in every way.

>Obviously rigged match.
You guys are so naive.

that's just based Eurosport's Watts music

>dat absolute lack of positioning

GOLDBERG WITH THE SPEAR

Mind blown

>Man fucks up.
>Haha look at this retard.

>Woman fucks up.
>Haha the entire gender is shit.

I'm not saying they're near as good but fuck you can't be that dumb.

And a faggy white knight appears, wearing his pink "I Need Feminism" t shirt.

Well if the paid professionals of the gender are consistently shit, what are the rest of them like?

>tfw I havnt laughed in one week until this
thx straya cunt

>"Well I'M not changing!"

fucking shit, this thread
this is why women shouldnt go out in public
>inb4 >t. Murat Osmanović

>americans

I don't get it

>zooming in on the wrong player

Camerawoman please

>getting chipped
>like chess
That's checkers, mate.

>girl in white miss freeshot
>girl in blue goes full retard and scores in his own basket
>other girls in white join the retardation and start the play attacking theyr own basket too

>these are the basketballers deemed good enough to represent their national team

Wew lass

2?

dont forget that the ref's got caught in the mess aswell

It's the fact that men don't try sports, they are sports.

Women try sports.

Right lads, all memes aside.

Something happens and you are miraculously appointed as the next coach for the Grenada U17womans team. Fame, glory and shit load of money awaits you if you can get them to the final of the next CONCACAF championship.

What do you do?

Underrated post

Watching women fall off bikes in slow motion is now my new fetish.

The full video is jokes, based China man laughing
youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c

Fuck each of them in the changing rooms as they compete for a starting position.

Shag them m8

Why not change goalie? Thats the real question here

>fav player

Lovelie Pierre

>fame, glory and shit load of money

You don't follow women's football do you? The prize for winning the world cup is getting your busfare reimbursed and a funsize Bounty.

Is it a hormone issue? Muscle density? What makes them so much more inferior?

Why is it that female goalkeepers are SO shit? I mean disproportionately shit even compared to other women?

Is it because they can't jump properly due to their body shape or what?

Serious question. Are trannies banned from women's football?

Someone like Danny Guthrie or Titus Bramble could chop their dick off and dominate.

Can someone pls explain wtf is happening here? Did they ride bigger bikes than they were used to or had they literally zero practice at all for the main event race course?

I do follow women's football, and understand perfectly that viewership numbers aren't high enough to warrant massive sponsorship and tv rights blah blah blah. I was just trying to provide an incentive to get an answer, got a bunch of shitty replies anyways.

considering doing this

If I trained for a year I would fucking shrek these women

Well regardless of prize money, I would pressure them into sex.

Sex wouldnt help them get to the finals though.

usatoday.com/story/sports/soccer/2016/01/26/sydney-leroux-announces-pregnancy/79336902/

My favourite thread

>they are sports.

I saw this tourney and match live, never going to watch female """""""""""""""""football""""""""""""""" again

>offside

>implying I'd not select my star striker just because of a bit of morning sickness

She can suck it up and take one for the team.

>All these brits

I guess there is a little Adam Johnson in all of ya.

Women are fucking silly. Kitchen is their maximum.

16/17 is legal here m8 :^)

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If that had gone anywhere other than the keeper that would have been an amazing goal.

>that red card tackle

For a moment I thought that was a backheel from the Japan player and I was losing my shit.

wololo

this. so fucking this