Why don't girls like frank zappa?

why don't girls like frank zappa?
I've met girls that lou reed,the doors,the residents and even rapist michael gira
but none of them like zappa? Is it because he made fun of catholic sluts?

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Girls don't like any progressive musicians as far as I can tell

girls don't like good music
girls also don't like husker du and the minutemen
goes to show they truly are a meme

nah tons of chicks dig mars volta, perfect circle, porcupine tree. even dadrock stuff like yes and king crimson.
girls just don't like actually good music

Ive only met one girl who enjoys primus, but thats her dads favorite band

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Zappa is a panty dropper

Except for Pink Floyd, but they were barely prog. More proto-post rock if that makes any sense.

My girlfriend likes the Zappa I've shown her

this is great

i'm a catholic slut and i like zappa.
got into him bc of duckman.

>ITT: Girls have no taste lmao

>nah tons of chicks dig mars volta, perfect circle, porcupine tree. even dadrock stuff like yes and king crimson.
He meant literally progressive, not the genre you shit.

Frank Zappa is one of the greatest musical geniuses of all time.

youtu.be/5lpj2uMFi-c

He is the peak of human music.

I've only met girls on the internet who like Zappa. His lyrics probably repel most women, but most don't like his instrumental work either. Just shit taste I guess

?

I actually love The Man From Utopia, but I hate that track so much

Who doesn't want a golden shower on the tower of power?
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Anything from Sheik Yerbouti would be offensive to bitches.

That was Dweezil Zappa on Duckman

>tfw feel when you never got laid in college

Frank Zappa obviously never got laid

hmmmmm...

Really makes you think...

>why don't girls like frank zappa?
>rapist michael gira
lmao found the fat virgin. you definitely own a fedora, right?

I like Frank Zappa.

It's not just ladies OP. I've chatted with a bunch of people about music in person and haven't met anyone who knows who he is, fem or not.

>I've chatted with a bunch of people about music in person
Wow! How exotic you are!!!

Talking to strangers in real life about something as common as music isn't hard user.

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i dont think its really women exclusively a lot of people are just turned off by his music

Started college last week. When do I get laid?

dude you should be out getting laid right now. you're missing it

My mother liked Frank Zappa.
Told me about him honestly.

What if I'm an engineer autist?

>mfw i want sex but accidentally get an education

What did she tell you about him?

I went to a Dweezil Zappa concert a bit ago, back when they were still legally permitted to call themselves "Zappa Plays Zappa". Anyway, I saw a few women there, but I don't know if they were necessarily Zappa fans. I don't think very many normal people are Zappa fans actually. Most of the people I've showed his music to are either completely indifferent or they hate it. Which is sad.

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So you've proven to the internet your gf lies to you, what's next?

Down half a bottle if scotch in one sitting, go to the local grease burger joint, ask where the party's at

tf, how? I'm guessing you never put forth the effort? As an user above mentioned, it's insanely easy

Wow, really? Did you know Frank Zappa is his dad?

D R O P P E D so fucking hard.

>le quirky ironic joke music man

please fuck off

But his music is good user

How's middle school?

>literally "holds up spork": the person
Explain why anybody would listen to this shit.

>Thinks zappa is good

Edgy teenager detected. Lemme guess, your dad let you go through his collection of "weird" records?

You probably think beefheart is a "genius" too, huh?

Zappa is the musical equivalent to family guy, not surprised mu has a boner for him. Makes them feel unique I suppose.

agreed

Btw you can stop samefagging now user

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>not surprised mu has a boner for him
Nah. 25% of Sup Forums has a boner for him. 75% aren't windowlicking retards.

>rapist michael gira
How was this thread not deleted on the spot?