Be german

>be german
>start world war
>lose
>get butthurt
>start another world war
>lose again

>meanwhile 100 million white european people have been killed

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>be innocent german
>get blamed for WW1 which we weren't responsible for
>get destroyed by all the sanctions and reparations we have to pay
>decide to break free of our chains
>eternal anglo and friends decide we're going too far although they were responsible for everything in the first place
'WW3 - Final Justice' when?

So, why did you invade the Netherlands again?

And why did you give our colonies to Japan again?

AYO HOL UP
*declares war on France*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
*invades Belgium*
U BE SAYIN
*commits war crimes*
WE WUZ
*sponsors communists*
INNOCENTS N SHIEEET

You stole Alsace Lorraine, that's why France wanted revenge.

Invading the Netherlands is the only part of WW2 I feel bad for, the other countries deserved it.

Ingen bryr sig

You mean Elsaß and Lothringen which is still german clay and we will take it back.

huehue

> Germany invades Belgium
> Britain declares war

> Germany invades Poland
> Britain declares war

Is anyone sensing a pattern here?

You can't even take your country back from cuck politicians and 'refugees' and you think you'll get >alsace-moselle< back

kek

>be finally free from the chains of the ottomans
>be split into countries for no reason
>it's k we reunite
>still missing one piece
>make retarded wars over it
>refuse middle ground solutions
>lose hard
>lose clay
>lose power
>become commie
>finally free
>can't do shit because USA is world police
Bulgaria is Germany of the Balkans

bulgarians are evil people and noboy likes them
indeed like germans

muh 100 gorillion

fucking rude, apologize for invading austria

They liberated you from the shackles of sovereignty

youtube.com/watch?v=q19kzdIRskg

>Declare war on france
>Invade a neutral country on your way to France because it's an easier way and draw another neutral country into the war
>"We din du nuffin!"

What's the difference between Germans and Russians?

They made the same mistake a few times, headed east and tried to take on Russia. Silly billies if you ask me.

>be germany
>win war with denmark
>win war with austria
>win war with france
>win war with russia
>fuck with britain
>have your entire country humiliated and destroyed

Thanks for playing, don't try again.

kekerino

Why don't Germans celebrate England?

Yes but thanks to Germany's warmongering it hastened the demise of our own empire.

The Sun already set on your empire a long time ago lad.

>be innocent german
>be innocent german
>be innocent german

Wait wait, hold on a second

>be innocent german
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hhm. Looks like the British really want war. Maybe to prove themselves ? Or maybe to get of that shitty island because they are bored.

>WWI

started by Russia, France & UK

>WWII

started by German, USSR, Japan

>Shitaly

bad guy in both WWs

>complains that we get involved
>would have complained if we hadn't

The eternal Kraut and their mind games.

Dawww, it's Germany Jr. trying to be relevant.
Don't you have your dead emperor to mourn today?

Thank God. Germans single handedly saved the world by killing off the most violent race upto that point. If whites hadn't killed each other in such vast numbers the world would have ended ages ago by their greed.

Thank you Germans, you are the heroes we deserve and need. Kill Muslims next and you'll forever be known as heroes.

Conveniently leaving out Austria-Hungary I see.

it's funny because it's true

best day in my life

>murdertugal

>Austria
>Blaming someone for starting WW

We are their greatest achievement after all

Nothing you say can ever touch me, because I am an Englishman. I am the pinnacle of human evolution.

>WWI
>No A*stria
Sure buddy.

>cuck hollande president of france
>refugees in calais, south france technically muslim territory
and you are better in which way? also nobody wants alsace-cucklorraine back here in germany

It's nice we do still come together every 4 years for some banter. I think the French have their own version... it's not that great.

>We even get the tiny island nations in

Those little legends

>be german
>exagerate multiculturalism and bring so many 3rd worlders in until everyone has to admit that hitler was right

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

Everything goes as planned
>Germanrubbinghands.jpg

You would have kept Prussia if you didn't chimp out dumb fucks.

They must be stopped.

if you stayed out of poland it would all have been fine, you retarded saxon

hitler started the war and he knew it

Prussia was the best and worst part of Germany.

Best as in the cosiness and looks, worst when it comes to braindead people.

A fucktton of influential people came from there.

>be Russia
>finally catching up to others, massive industrialization
>lets meddle in other peoples' business and protect a random terror state
>dystopian (post-)commie shithole ever since

I have to agree with him on the blaming for WW1 bullshit and fucked up Versailles treaty. Clemenceau was just a butt blasted old man and wore Wilson and the Brits down.

AYO HOL UP
>remilitarizes western germany
SO YOU BE SAYIN
>destabilizes and annexes a part of chechoslovakia
WE WUZ
>stops paying reparations
THEM HISTORY BOOKS BE SAYIN
>expands military in spite of the treaty of versaies
WE WUZ
>declares war on an allies guaranteed country
FRANCE AND BRITBONG DECLARED WAR ON US SO WE INNOCENTZ AN SHEEEEEEET!?

>Russians
>Protected terror state
wew all russians died fighting against gommunizm

They poisoned the proper Germans though.

>be stormnigger
>grandparents fought against nazi aggressors in WW2
>everything bad can be traced back to hitler fucking everything up
>overlook hitler worshiping muslim cock and essentially wanting to be mohammad 2.0

>hitler was da savior of da white race!

Dies Pakistan not count killing religious minorities, terrorism and honor killings?

>that picture
If you follow that logic you literally belive thay men are violent animals that will rape women at the sight of boobs

USA and Russia are the best allies

>all russians died fighting against gommunizm
????

>New Guinea

I know we owned them until '75 but that is a really bad idea

We didn't do nuffin.

>Italy

>meanwhile 100 million white european people have been killed
>worshiped by modern day white supremacists
What did they mean by this?

lad they're just loveable savages

youtube.com/watch?v=ZpwmRHvaZFA

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stormniggers are the ultimate useful idiots
see

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>*sponsors communists*

I don't know how germans aren't blamed for this. They literally are responsible of millions of deaths. We really should sacrifice every single german to the gods so they stop punishing us.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_killings_under_Communist_regimes

What's worse is that since it's the 100th anniversary, celebrations are going something like "we honour the brave soldiers who fought valiantly and gave their lives to protect our country" when as you posted we were being rekt after attacking and backstabbing a stronger and better equipped military power so the old-style generals thought of no better """strategy""" than Zerg rushing hordes of lightlyarmed peasants at the Austrians and shooting them in the back if they refused to run towards the artillery

Gallipoli is our national defining moment and it was 8 months of running up a hill and getting machine-gunned by Turks because every single commander in WW1 except for von Lettow-Vorbeck had autism, I know that feel

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OK, I thought you meant during the USSR. We actually ended up with a bunch of the whites.

>be Yuropoors
>get raped by Germany
>need Uncle Sam to save you

>be Yuropoors
>get raped by Germany
>again
>need Uncle Sam to save you

>defending the country
When in reality you were just in it to steal Tyrol and parts of the Balkans.

>we were being rekt after attacking and backstabbing a stronger and better equipped military power
>having A-H as a stronger military power than your country

He was talking about Serbia

youtu.be/5mMiy417aIc

I guess, although I can't imagine what it's like to be so young a nation that you barely have any historical moments to go back to

>the city of reading comprehension
Yes, you are right

DESU Versailles treaty was just french asking to get their asses kicked 20 years later. Also Hitler had his reasons to go for poland. He also tried to get Danzig diplomatically on many occasions. Krauts aren't at the toal fault here. I'd rather point out my finger at all the central powers of europe and say stup being power hungry idiots who wan't war and will be drawn into it immediatly if someone doesn't play ball.

>Versailles treaty was harsh
When this meme will die?

Now, when Woodrow Wilson toured Europe in 1919, he was initially cheered as the savior of the free world, but this quickly turned to disappointment when he expressed his commitment to national self-determination. This predictably clashed with European states and their desire to steal as much clay from the losers as they could and he actually got booed by a mob while in Italy.

They especially didn't like Wilson's support of Albanian independence. (^:

I know right?
The treaty that ended the Franco-Prussian war was much worse for the Frenchies.

>conquer entire continent
>destroy southern part of your country and send them to re-education camps for seceding
>massively expand the power of federal government over the individual states
>make it impossible to leave the union
>self determination

wew

If they actually followed the 14 point plan WW2 would have never happened.
But nope, euroniggers are greedy.

>and he actually got booed by a mob while in Italy.
based progenitors

Those were our fellow citizens who all spoke the same language, not Austria-Hungary and its 20 different nationalities/languages.

Kind of, but it was partially our fault that we didn't care what happened to Europe once the war was over and we just wanted to go home and drink bootleg booze and dance to hot jazz music. No US in the League of Nations means a useless League of Nations.

>mexicans
>native americans
>puerto ricans
>filipinos
>polynesians

>fellow citizens
>speak the same language

Look up Treaty of Brest-Litovsk if you want harsh. Fucking commies sold the country

Yeah I know. Although tbf those were the same commie traitors funded by the German military command, so it wasn't really that surprising.

Your post said "conquer entire continent". I seem to recall that Filipinos do not inhabit North America, nor did they secede from the Union in 1861.

not him
north america was almost entirely empty, native americans are a meme
also, north american natives are genetically unrelated to south american ones.
There was only ~2.5 million natives living in what is now USA+Canada+Mexico.

>Austria-Hungary
Every single empire and even plain countries back then had significant linguistic minorities. France, Russia, Spain, even the balkans. You could even make an argument for Germany and Italy considering how Hochdeutsch and standard Italian are artificial languages

This map never fails to bring a smile to my face

They thought it was a temporary expediency and that world revolution would soon occur. Of course it did not. And then eventually Stalin said fuck, I will get that clay back.

Most of the natives had been obliterated by disease before we got there, in fact at least 75% of all Amerindians died before any significant colonization occurred.

Cool, we should just let Russia invade and genocide the Mongolians then. There aren't really that many of them. Population density is the final moral arbiter in all conflicts.

>yank logic

>Treaty of Brest-Litovsk
Only took away some land that didn't belong to Russia. The money Russia was obliged to pay was rather minor

>genocide
we didn't genocide them, they were mostly killed off before we were a country.

>mostly
No matter how many times you say "North America had a higher population density before we arrived" it's not an argument.

I'm not saying it was wrong to destroy the Native Americans, who were a bunch of serial killing psychopathic savages, but it's retarded to talk about self determination in Europe as it's an impossible concept unless we have Hoppian micronations for every tiny ethnic enclave.