He didn't pull his dick to My Humps when it first came out

>he didn't pull his dick to My Humps when it first came out

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>he listened to the black eye peas and gained some level of enjoyment out of it

OP...

You're literally gay if Fergie didn't give you at least a semi. Then again I wouldn't expect any less from you.

Fergi seems so fake to me.

I was never attracted to Fergie. Horse face.

I did jerk off a lot to Christina Aguilera's Candyman video that came out around the same time a lot though.

i just pulled my dick to milf $

did not do that
but i did tug it to london bridge an embarrassing amount of times

I can't because Mariah will always be superior.

this

I can't fault you there.

A couple years later, Mariah's Touch My Body video became my go to jack off material. Even over porn.

>Touch My Body video
Don't even get me started.

ey our boi is back youtube.com/watch?v=GCOVUz0SZAQ

>former meth addict

ya little bit.

still jerked it to my humps music video

>OP
Why are you pretending to be me? If you jacked it to My Humps just say, dude. Although we've all moved on to Mariah Carey.

Fuckin jackin it to music vids after school, where did the simplicity in life go.

From middle school until the beginning of high school when I got a computer in my room, music videos and late night Girls Gone Wild infomercials were my only fap fuel. I kind of miss that excitement. Porn became to easy to get a hold off and it ruined the fun.

Bitch the fuck

I masturbated many times to the hot asian chick in the music video, because her makeup made her look so sexy.

youtu.be/joWpYsKere8
The GOAT music video to fap to

thiss

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just watch porn

BACK IN THE DAY, man. Were you even alive in 2005

Fergie most recent video is fappable as fuck.