Seattle Mariners @ Cincinnati Reds Game Thread

SEA: Hernandez (3-3 , 2.47 ERA) CIN: Lamb (0-1 , 5.79 ERA)

Armed Forces Day, pls thank a veteran.

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Felix gets his second career homer today, I'm calling it.

Let's go M's!

This lineup looks like McClendon wrote it

i approve of any lineup that has Felix

I believe it

but honestly guys, it's time to think about a post-King and post-Kuma Mariners. Not saying we're there yet, but Taijuan is an awfully weak basket to put our eggs in (so far)

true senpai

CRUZ MISSILE TIME

Time to close up the series M's!

>those Reds uniforms

wow, those are the worst since the late 70's White Sox

And what's up with that pitchers hair? Why is that allowed?

any reds fans lurkin?

i agree on the uniforms, but please dont talk shit about opposing pitchers hair when we have felix

doubt it

fair point, but it's all under his hat when he's working so its not really an issue

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>audible K chants in Cincinnati

Mariner fans are really cool sometimes

Since theres no Reds fans here to laugh at us, tell me your craziest hopes and dreams about the Mariners

Mine is that they acquire Kyle's brother to play SS next to him somehow.

And (even more unlikely) that their team record is at or above.500 in 7 years

my craziest dream is that Zunino hits like he does in triple A

Also god damn Phillips

MARTIN

HO LEE SHIT

MARTIN MASH

MARTIN KEEP IT UP YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER

BORROWED BOOMSTICK

AYYYYYYYYY DINGERRRRRR

>Martin comes to Seattle and becomes a power hitter
>Rags

>dat look on Felix's face even as he was out

Man, the King loves to swing a bat. Wonder if hes ever wanted to be an NL pitcher?

Martin had 19 career homers in like 4 years with the rangers.

Has 8 in 40 games so far this season.

we are getting full boys

>in hitter friendly Texass

howd the first run happen?

>Martin on pace for 31 dingers

Martin

18 degree 107mph homerun

dont forget Justin Seager.
he will probably never hit the majors but if they somehow get Corey they could all him up for a game and have a Seager, Seager, Cano, Seager infield

the Seattle Seagers has a nice ring to it

we bring ichiro back and win the eeries

I know it would never happen, but what could we give up to get corey seager?

it would probably take Paxton/Walker and a good prospect

heading to the pub do i wear my dirty gray M's hat, my pristine home M's cap, or as usual my MAGA hat?

that seems high. i dont think Walker alone is that much lower than Corey

>bringing someone back who gave up on the team and went to chase rings with the Yanks

no thanks

unless you meant paxton or walker and a good prospect
i read it as paxton and walker

wear the dirty grey Mets

I meant or, my bad

whichever one has a brim with a nice curve to it.

And no fucking stickers

>there's actually a person named Billy Hatcher

neat

only the MAGA hat comes with the curved brim and i take all stickers off at the store and make the cashier throw them away. i did just wash the gray one though i could curve that for you

>stickers
>flat brimmed
reeee desu

i think you wrote it right, i misread it
assuming la would take walker & a top 3 ms prospect, i dont think i would make that trade
i think marte and walker and the prospect sounds better than corey and paxton

Felix, pls

That is some fucking bullshit

>losing the 3 inning no hit bid to the pitcher

just

so? he was getting old and past his prime. He spent plenty of years in seattle. Made the playoffs once in 2001 his rookie year. I wasnt that mad about it. M's were really bad

didn't bother Felix or Edgar or a bunch of other M's players who didn't leave even though the team struggled

fuck you ichiro was amazing on awful Mariners teams. he earned the right to ring chase and i would welcome him back in a 4th outfielder role

If I were management, I would definitely give up paxton and alex jackson for seager

>all because of a pitcher's bullshit hit

This is why I hate the NL

c'mon Felix, no meltdown pls

in a heartbeat

sure, if its Paxton
Marte could get some decent prospects back.
i wouldnt if it was walker

grand slam incoming

god dammit felix

throw strikes

This dudes at the fucking Mendoza line, get his ass

GO RIGHT AT HIM

We already have a very good young shortstop so I see no reason for going after Seager, desu

Phew!

Atta boy Felix

Whew

FUCKING NICE CATCH, THANK GOD

karma

Nice job Cruz make that faggot pay for ruining Felix's no no

Aw yeah Dae Ho

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dae ho is my favorite korean in the world. more than that cute incheon bartender who flirted with me for bigger tip

GUTI!!!!!

FINALLY GUTI

Based Guti

BASED FUCKING GUTI

GUTI

Guti not dead yet

GUTI BOMB GUTI BOMB GUTI BOMB

FOUR HUNDRED SEVENTY THREE FEET ONE HUNDRED TWELVE MPH

473 feet jesus fucking christ

>we'll never get to see meme bombs in Safeco field

feels bad man

>473 feet

That's the second longest home run this year, behind Giancarlo Stanton's 490 (!!!!!!) foot homer earlier this month.

That was the 2nd tier of the 2nd deck.

Destroyed

i'm literally erect right now because of that dinger

Guti should just spend the next couple years roiding, he's got nothing to lose at this point in his career.

>dat reds girl who can actually catch

anyone have a video of the home run? twitter doesn't have one right now

i will webm it when it pops up

m.mlb.com/video/topic/8877490/v722078383/seacin-gutierrez-launches-a-threerun-homer/?cid=sea

here senpai

Video's up here, I think I could watch this loop for hours

m.mlb.com/video/v722078383/seacin-gutierrez-launches-a-threerun-homer

i love you pb

based Twitter monitors

thx, i dont know why it wasnt showing up for me

love you too senpai

one of the best dingers in Mariners history

Jesus, that's orgasmic. Perfectly timed swing for a perfectly misplaced pitch, in a perfectly meme'd ballpark.

Look at the ball jump off the bat, even in the video it's a blur.

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is there a single resd fan?

There's that one reds tripfag, but he's probably passed out drunk right now.

now with guti

pls be ok Marte

any Ms fans in the bay area?
i feel like im alone down here