JUST

JUST

There's no way we get a fucking point

Not enough African-Americans. Bring back DaMarcus.

Why are they all men??

why are USA going to the EUROs?

It's literally coming home la

there's some contrast issues here.. even tim howard looks kinda white

>8-2

Where is Johannsson?

Goals from where? Expect some seriously boring matches.

hospital

>perry kitchen
>American names

i see you finally kicked that little diskerud cunt out

congrats

>Chandler
>Orozco
>Kitchen
>No Nguyen
>No fullbacks who play regularly other than Yedlin
>No Finlay

Fuck this shit

>copa america
>United States
fucking really? are they on the same continent as argentina or brazil?

He's out injured
But he's real shitty anyways

Probably the only good decision Klinsmann made

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They even let us host the tournament, the absolute madmen.

It's only to celebrate the 100th year of the tournament.

I think it's meaningless in terms of Confed Cup but I could be wrong.

>Nguyen

That gook is not that good hence why he plays in the mls

>Kitchen

I like how he played for DC and got no call-ups, but then he moves to play for fucking Hearts and Klinsmann sucks his dick.

Also no Ethan Finlay is disappointing.

Bedoya is the only good player on this list desu

>5 German Players.

That's indeed a meme name

What ever happened to Bobby Wood? Kid scored some clutch goals when he played.

Japan has played Copa America in the past. They just invite whoever.

Bedoya is probably the most overrated guybon the NT

>the MLS
Yeah
Opinion discarded

Because the MLS is cancer and ruining US Soccer .

Go play somewhere where you can develop and you might get a shot. Klins needs to do more of this.

He is on the roster is will probably start.

>ameriwhites

Bedoya made a great season with lyon last year.
Is he that bad with the NT ?

>bedoya
>good

They look like regens

enjoy watching an inferior league

>inb4 MUUHHHHH 20 YEARS IT WILL BE #1

they have been saying that for the past 20 years

He went to Scotland, which is routinely believed to be worse the MLS

But even if that's not true, they've got enough cover at his position
Real lack of depth at fullback and attack minded players

is number 11 Jimmy Kimmels brother?

Ehh its not that bad. Could be worse

First of all, he doesn't play with Lyon
And second, yeah he's shit with the NT

Horvarth playing for US? Cool.

>first match against Colombia

Klinsmann could be coaching
Oh wait he is
It couldn't be worse

So julian green was just shit then was he

>lyon
He had a good run a while ago but I'm expecting him to do good in this tournament.

Fuck you're right, I mixed him with bedimo .

Yeah bedoya is shit

I barely know these names.

I like the US team, I wish they do good in this tournament.

Why?
He's played mediocre for the US at best

>He went to Scotland, which is routinely believed to be worse the MLS
They're both equally as appalling, but I'd say the SPL would have the edge on the MLS.

I wouldn't know
It's just what I heard
But even if it's just an edge it's not enough to merit his inclusion

I've watched a fair bit of both and they're both terrible, but SPL defences are actually somewhat organised whereas the MLS ones aren't in the slightest 9 times out of 10.

he is

I don't care

Shit the fuck up then, faggot.

>Wondo
IM STILL FUCKING TRIGGERED AHHHHHHHHHHH

>wondowlowski still getting call ups

JUST

where's julian 'next messi and cristiano combined' green?

Wood is apparently doing well in the bundles

why klinnsman keeps putting nagbe and zardes in I will never understand, theyre garbage

You mad your country is still occupied by the US military? You mad our servicemen are fucking your women?

>american banter
when will this meme end?(don't reply to me, the question is rhetorical.)

Why are they playing Puerto Rico to prepare for South American teams?

>United states of trackstars

Don't tell me anyone is watching this shit show. The Euros will be a million times better.

>Wondolowski
>Orozco
>Three DMs

What the fuck is Klinsmann thinking?

We have Puligoat though

They will. But, why not both? Different times and all.

>not watching both

MLS is fucking trash

Butthurt MLS hipster lmao

Let me try and detect the blacks there

>without a doubt black
Deandre Yedlin
Gyasi Zardes
Darlington Nagbe
Jermaine Jones
Timmy Chandler

>kinda blackish, but not 100% sure
Bobby Wood
Fabian Johnson

5 to 7 blacks
That's a black rate of 22% to 30%

How is that not enough?

>no Donovan

What the fuck? I'm sick of our coach! Fire his ass.

>Hawaii
>black

w-what is wrong with Chandlers face

Thanks for the expertise in blackematics

Is Obama black?

Half black, his dad is from kenya

You missed Howard and orozco

-------------------Howard
Yedlin---Cameron----Brooks---Johnson
----------------Beckerman
-----------Bradley------Jones
Bedoya---------------------------Zusi
----------------Dempsey

quintessential shitty klinsmann lineup

ayy lmao underrated post desu family

Bobby wood is Hawaiian.

USA eliminated in first round

Expected. The good thing is Pulisic, FabJo, and Wood is in there because they are the only definite starters as well as the fact that Jurgen finally got rid of mlels meme shitters like Nguyen, Nagbe, Memeis etc. The bad part is he still brought on a few mlels shitters like Kitchen and fucking Wondolowshit.

Either way, we're not going to make it out of the group with this average roster unless Pulisic goes Goat mode and Wood performs well and doesnt disappear like he has done before.

P U L I S I C
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Preparing to park the bus each game

This one has games that are actually in our country you neckbeard loser

This is the problem with American "soccer fans", you pretend to like the sport but you won't even pay $50+ to go watch Brazil or Uruguay play in your backyard

No, MLS American soccer fans are the joke

>got rid of mlels meme shitters like... Nagbe
I've got news for you.

This

Boost confidence meme, getting a good flow against a cake team

Yeah I missed it. Still an okay squad

Of course your Yuroboo eyes would think that

>FIGHT AND WIN

kys MLelcuckS

>Steve Birnbaum
>Darlington Nagbe
>Ethan Horvath

Casual here. I literally don't know who these guys are.

birnbaum in german basically means 'pear tree'

>Wondo

Klinnsy, the meme has to end

Players like Chandler and Orozco have no business being on the roster

>Zardass

>Wondo "le bottle tap in during most crucial moment in the wc" lowshit

>old man Beckerman

>Kitchen

>Zusi

>Orozco

We're FUCKED

Neither do half of these Mls players desu

Well at least Altidore won't be playing. Maybe Bobby Wood might actually be good. Why did he pick so few strikers though?

Because they all suck with the exception of Demps and Wood and Wood is always hit or miss.

Like?

300m people and this is the best to offer? I don't get it, how are you so bad at football?

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