How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?

How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?

Be black

I don't know and at this point don't really care

Also I have no hope of ever getting anyone like the girl in OP so might as well not try at all

who's this black sperm slurper?

You get into State Medical Univercity. If you don't get a gf there in 3 months, you will be hanged as a faggot.

those freckles are fucking disgusting jesus fuck, why isn't she covering them with makeup or something?

Drink some vodka with her

Fucking faggot.

waiting to find out

maybe if you weren't such a mope. lose weight fatty you clearly aren't disabled and can type sentences

if you unironically think that looks good you should probably hang yourself

>lose weight fatty
i'm skinny as fuck and a 171 cm manlet, I have the physique and appearance of a 9th grader

Have dark skin

Nah, we usually hang fags like you.

Gingers look so weak and fragile with their sickly freckled complexions. Blondes are superior in every aspect.

Embrace the flame, you fuggin finn.

pls be my gf

gay

I'm not gay

Be rich, funny, good looking, nice body, smart, not autistic etc.

5/6 nice i am austic!

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be rich, handsome and a personal circus to her

Dont be a dumbass like me haha

Be black or brown.
Not even joking

No idea, I have never had one.

show benis

*inserts behind you*

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Just be yourself

>How do you get a qt gf in your cunt?

Be handsome and have a good body. Otherwise it's impossible.

by actually approaching girls and developing relationships, same as any other country. girls aren't gonna swarm to make a relationship with you when you sit in basement posting on the internet all day

bunny teeth are cuts on girls

go talk to them, show obvious interest for them and be from a good home.
It's pretty pointless to play the hard to get game with girls in here, they can fucking smell your fears from miles away, just be good confident lad.
I've seen fucking hamplanets and ugly neckbeard and weird looking dudes with 8/10 girls in here.

money
be druglord
have a truck
beat her
cheat on her

ever had a gf?

there are no qt women in this country.

>I am a massive homosexual.

no
i have no car and no money

money

Like you do in any country...

this is my girlfriend.
are you jelous of me ?

step 1:
>lower your standards

step 2:
>realize that ugly women also want chads

step 3:
>study robotics and help contribute to the invention of sex bots.

Crack a fucking hilarious joke, and instantly have Sheilas swarming around for your dick

Jessica clements

Be funny
Be resourceful

There are the main two things girls look for in a man here, honestly.

>white girl

No.

There are no virgins in this country, other than men. Sluts are easy to get. All you have to do is be an asshole and they will want to fuck you without commitment.

>be normal
>don't be autistic

underrated

>tfw 6'3, blond hair, blue eyes, relatively good looking, and fit
>tfw I'm socially autistic and as soon as they realize they lose interest

easily

this is likely extremely shopped btw
trust me, i'm an expert

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car a must have?

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f ugly

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YES. bus and metro is for trully losers

this
top 20% of men fuck everything that moves which makes even ugly women think their relationship market value is equal to their sexual market value.
The guys who pump and dump them have no interest in a relationship.

If I'm right, female suicide rates in western countries should start shooting through the roof over the next 15 years.

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car, high paying job, your own place, education, fit, tall, good looking, funny, charming
now congrats on your 4/10 gf

no idea if it's the same in yurop

this

just be yourself :^)

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you can't

this

Be yourself

i am not the best teacher for that stuff

>roomuga täidetud pakiautomaadid

what did he mean by this?

Be handsome.

Move abroad.

by not being me

Just be yourself tbqh

No such thing as qt serbian girls.

>be 5'3
just fuck my shit up familiar

just be yourself lad
eventually someone will like you unless you're a manlet or a morbidly obese smelly ugly dumb autist

Atleast you're white ... oh wait

>Gingers look so weak and fragile
Which is a greatest gift for a girl to have. Faggot.

Be yourself

not cute but you have hot sluts at least

End yourselves

>he fell for the subhuman ginger girls with freckles meme

no idea my man

had several show interest in me but I'm autistic

Same

>All you have to do is be an asshole
that's easier said than done if you have a conscience

Confidence

Being a chad since all single cute girls are just whores.

t. Elliot Rodgers

Buy them shit

Kys incel faggot

1- Red Charger Car 2016
2- (two)Iphone 7(be ready to leave one)
3-beard
4-MONEY
5-lies

This list follows no order but that is how it werks here

Can I be like him?
I just want to kill all those couples and basic hot girls. The Retribution 2.0

Superb taste, my brethen.

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Not
I'm a bit handsome, but I'm too shy to get not more than female friends.

You don't.

No idea.

If not through your social circle tinder is the best option.

Social skills and/or social value