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yeri

i got broads in atlanta

VERY good edition

You should study the science of Economics lad.

twistin dope lean and the fanta

*steps up*

yeah I do

funny I was always wondering what the hell everyone was always chatting about making girls come because I never bothered myself

pandas

Engineering is a meme degree, do not do it for the money

Becoming a bit of a chubster, basically turning into my Dad wahey

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what kind of music do they make?

go to a target uni (read: a top 10 uni), study a STEM, subject and then go into finance

*destroys the political elite*

please kill me

why is it a meme? the highest paid jobs here seem to involve engineering

got an itchy arm
might scratch it

I've been wanking far too much recently, done it 4 times today

it's scabies

Kyary

don't go into a career field for the money, find something you actually enjoy

a degree in having the self confidence to make these sorts of decisions yourself

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>johnthony

that Hungarian cunt is lucky as my song just came on

performing Dr Dre ft. Snoop soon this is going to be hilarious

im not a fucking dog mate i cant get scabies

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no the highest paid jobs involve banking

but the point is you shouldn't study something that you're not interested in, because you WILL end up as one of those runts with a mediocre result and no experience wondering why he can't get a job

what a fucking load of horseshite

jobs are never like the subject you study and 99% you're not going to enjoy it

done it twice today, itching for a third though

might do /nofap/ but i doubt i have the discipline required

i had it lol

excuse me

*squeezes through*

there is nothing wrong with studying the art of economics

take it from me,

VERY good post
hear youve been a l'italia

lads

*the whole thread makes way for your fat yank arse*

erm, it's a science not an art sweetie x

so please don't lump it in with them

nah
I think I will do premed actually, then bankrupt myself in med school then make money. thanks for the suggestions

>runtonomics

*squeezes into your boipucci*
oof, tight fit

ah, yes, jew incorporated
i work there

My sex drive is off the charts at the moment and I haven't had real sex for a few months

>OMG you're British?! I am like *obsessed* with British stuff
>Yeah Downton Abbey is like The. Best. Show. EVER

Could breeze economics 2bh

Buy low sell high what more is there to know

h-haha y-yeah same

Things I witnessed while I was there:
Roughly hundreds of polearms of both Western and Oriental origin
Many serds
The real Johnny Depp through a window

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*imitates you*

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had enough of the so-called "experts"

pair of munts

Would vote you into power

what i am saying is enjoying your career is important for a happy life, regardless of pay

why are american women so much better looking than british women?

re-watching the Harry Potter series lads

bit childish but actually quite decent

alcohol is for normies

when someone tells me there is alien life on another planet, I am inclined to believe them. When they tell me they have proof, I think they're full of shit

>Terrine Friday

howling

very nice, did you sneak any home?
very nice, did you sneak any home?
what was he doing there? did you sneak him home?

ah yes, soccer moms

In yet another nod to the protection of fledgling self-esteem, an Ottawa children’s soccer league has introduced a rule that says any team that wins a game by more than five points will lose by default.

The Gloucester Dragons Recreational Soccer league’s newly implemented edict is intended to dissuade a runaway game in favour of sportsmanship. The rule replaces its five-point mercy regulation, whereby any points scored beyond a five-point differential would not be registered.

i will notify my future Bachelor of Arts degree right away, thank you!

>gf needs help with economics class
>look at lecture slides
>literally just concepts like slope applied to money

If you don't get out of my way with such pleb-tier attitudes and interests IMMEDIATELY I will have no choice but to bring her majesty's Royal justice upon you

*unsheathes longbow*

They aren't, you just don't have access to the fit British women

German genetics

did the same but felt a bit of a nonce for the first few

also emma watson can't act for shit, how did she get selected

reminder that Half-Blood Prince is the both the best book and film

>If you don't get out of my way with such pleb-tier attitudes and interests IMMEDIATELY I will have no choice but to bring her majesty's Royal justice upon you
>*unsheathes longbow*

Dated an American girl a few years ago and she bored me to death with her Harry Potter obsession

Prisoner of Azkaban is best film.

by being pretty
only reason

*becomes a doctor*

less inbreeding 2bh

terrible personalities though, could go for an English rose myself

youtu.be/D07msmHFaO8

Me in this vid hope you lads enjoy

*sets out a freshly baked pie on the windowsill*

wish europe was removed from both american and russian influence like it was 100 years ago

it's becoming more and more of a bitch to the world powers and i fucking HATE IT

THE GREATEST WARS IN HUMAN HISTORY WERE FOUGHT ON THE LANDS OF EUROPE

NOW ITS JUST BECOMING A STUPID LITTLE PUPPET

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>getting on a plane in 8 (eight) hours

bit scared of flying t bh lads

Done a me

i really liked order of the phoenix

>Prisoner of Azkaban is best film.

Carabinieri would've been having none of that.

He was in a bar. The other half and I both independently saw him at separate times which GUARANTEES that it was the real deal.

>slope applied to money
What is this, A level...

Baited

really don't want to carry on living haha

*nicks it*

statistically you're more likely to die on the car journey to the airport

>watching porn
>girl in the video reminded me of my ex who made the cutest noises when we fucked
>cock immediately goes soft and I get tears in my eyes

Have literally never read a single one of the Harry Potter or seen any of the movies. The entire franchise seems absolutely runt tier tbqh.

why in the American higher education system is there this "flexibility" where anyone can do whatever subject they choose on a whim - seems like anyone can be a lawyer for a bit and then switch to medicine and then switch to engineering

Over here, you're basically locked into a course from the age of 16, and you've actually got to have some ability to get a degree in it

terrible book but the film is alright

is that lad who knows about the irish' deformed pectoral muscles here, i am interested in learning more about that

why don't you get a job as an astronaut or president or fortune 500 CEO lad?

>you know, I really completely understand how that weird french guy felt when he shot that guy on that beach in the sun

what is this in reference to?

same desu

fucking soft cunt
I would kill myself if I was that pathetic

The Stranger by Camus?

L'Étranger by Camus.

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get in here lads

ooh tell me about l*nc
is he as short as they say?