Yfw douchebag British tourists who act as if we're still their colony and make unfunny Gallipoli and kangaroo fucking...

>yfw douchebag British tourists who act as if we're still their colony and make unfunny Gallipoli and kangaroo fucking jokes

you are there fucking colony of ex prisoners, you would be a real country if you cut of all ties with the uk

t.Chang

Aren't you British colony?
I've been thinking that you are a part of U.K. because of your flag.

>yfw douchebag British tourists who talk extremely loudly and keep treating us like we're batshit hicks

Your flag indicates you live in a British colony though, wog.

rektum rekt

this.

its a fucking leaf but not a

>fucking cuck

>implying the average Brit knows about Gallipoli

Lmao

brits are always douchebags and act as if the twentieth century didn't happen

>mfw a pom talks like a faggot near me

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Yeah, they think this is still 1890.

TAKESHI BRINGING THE BANTS

>douchebag
Put more effort in your b8

Remove the cuckstamp from your flag. Canada did it.

Canada is just your cuckbitch now though.

As I understand, they got rid of the old Canadian flag and national anthem because of leftists who wanted people to forget Canada's British roots and instead be these kind of faceless citizens of the world.

Be glad most don't know about the emu war.

Or how you surrendered to Germany in five days.

>be tiny, neutral, country with old army from not fighting in decades
>top of the line massive army comes rolling in
>manage to hold them up for a while
>they start threatening dropping bombs near our precious harbour
>surrender to safe it
>surrender came in too late and the bombs still fell

We never wanted the war, we hoped to sit through it like WWI

Didn't even Belgium fight for three weeks?

>British tourists who act as if we're still their colony
who is australia's head of state?

And look what that got them.
You act like being in a war is good, but being in a war as a trading country is the worst.

>kangaroo fucking jokes
Are you going to jail for offending kangaroos?

D-DELETE THIS

Brits are always the worst tourists.