/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 6

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>Tonight's Top Stories
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p4k is for the birds

reminder

Nick Cave tonite? Can't wait for that one user to guzzle his own cum when it gets BNM

>like you've never tasted yours

>99 metascore
>9.0 user score

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed

Nick Cave 9.1 BNM

the 67777777 get needs to happen in this thread

fuck pitchfork

fuck you

wow, this guy hates pitchfork, look how cool he is!

god bless pitchfork media

why even come here?

So what constitutes a Best New Album? Is it just everything with a score of 8.0+?

>fuck pitchfork

wish i could to be honest famm

right now its anything above a 9.1

>Is it just everything with a score of 8.0+?

more like 8.3+, but there are a few 8.2 BNMs (and lower from when they first started the tag; iirc there was a 7.9 BNM) and a few 8.4+ non-BNMs (metal albums, lol)

so i guess the current formula is a score of 8.2 or higher and being either trendy or from an established band/artist Pitchfork liked in the past and hasn't become "uncool"

Nick Cave 8+ no BNM

Nick Cave will get BNM, likely 8.5-8.8

no way it doesn't get a BNM

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WHERE IS NICK CAVE EDITION
Jack White 8.0 by Stuart Berman
Steve Buscemi / Elliott Sharp 4.6 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Alpha 606 6.5 by Philip Sherburne
Adam Torres 7.5 by Ryan Leas
Vox Clamantis 7.4 by Seth Colter Walls

we eating cum tomorrow, senpai

nick cave confirmed 0.0/10

Could it be?

>Steve Buscemi
lolwut

>Steve Buscemi reads the cut-up passages of William Burroughs while backed by the drones of Elliott Sharp. It rarely works.
It sounds interesting enough where I might need to hear a sample

You are joking, right? In these instances, especially with the weekend, when they wait longer than expected to review a release that had no pre-copies sent out the score is usually quite high. I'm guessing a 9.1/10, although I think it deserves a 9.6

8.5

BEACH HOUSE = AOTY

I don't get what's the deal with the metal 8.4s. Either give it a BNM or give it a lower score, or at least give some sort of explanation. Like, if the editors think it's an inherently inferior form of music, come out and say it.

wat?