Official Toronto Blue Jays @ Minnesota Twins game threab

Top of the 5th Jays up 3-1 get in here lads

Gibby losing his damn mind

He's just protecting his players pham

>gibbons getting tossed again

>top 5
>two posts

dead blue jays bandwagon general?

Its the may 2-4 weekend bro, were all fucking wasted

usa usa usa

Gibby seems to be giving it to the umps more and more this season. I like it.

>phil hughs

i can't believe this gas can is still in the mlb

I just woke up and saw no thread was made so I made one

>get wasted
>don't stay inside and watch baseball

what's the fucking point you retards

long weekend, everyones already blackout drunk and the IIHF is on

Hot chicks in nice shorts, beer, weed, fireworks, etc

Because some people have friends and a social life

(not us though)

normies should die

normie scum that's the point

ump just got dinged in the balls hahahahaha

deserved it 2bh, this entire crew belongs in AA

PILLAR

BASED PILLAR!

SUPERMAN

>pillar

This
Also the bandwagon has been tipped over by >risp

if only pillar wasnt a moron that swung on ball 4 every single time

He plays at too high a speed to walk

are pistachios a meme?

>if thole wasn't so shit paredes could pinch hit for Martin

God damn you dickmeister

will the blue jays ever stop popping up a dozen times a game in our lifetimes?

never, dubs confirm

we're probably going to lose 2bh

>going to a casino
degenerate desu

>calling things degenerate

Such an ironic meme on Sup Forums

>insulting kevin pillar
wew

y u make me feel bad bruh?

have you ever been to one? the sad looking old people and addicted gamblers spending money for what?

lel I agree with you it's just ironic

Just because you're a dumbass who lost lots of money and feels the need to call everyone who does too a degenerate doesn't mean casinos are bad, lrn2gamble faggot

>those hands
obviously belong to an addict. get help before it takes away your life.

It's my livelihood pham, it pays the bills and buys me nice things so only help I will be getting is from your mom so she can suck my benis :DDD

Smoak dinger incoming

Poker?

blackjack

Please pinch hit paredes
Please

>holding $4k in casino chips
>feeling rich

Don't you have to go with an Asian MIT crew to consistently make money that way?

where did I ever say I was feeling rich? stop projecting m8

>implying I don't always go with an Asian MIT crew
shhhhh

this is the mad degeneracy i'm talking about.

>implying card counters are not easy to spot now and ban

>implying you can count with 6 deck card shufflers

what is wrong with martin? last year he batted .240 and hit 23 homers. now hes complete trash at offense

>implying Gibby isn't a beaut

seeing price in a jays uniform drinking timmies fills me with nostalgic feels

damn you jewpiro for not signing him

congrats kurt

He probably won't start hitting well until after the all star break

only realistic way to sign him with the money they are given is to not sign happ or estrada, and i think that would have been a mistake

it's not the number of decks m8

to win at card counting you have to modify your bet sizes dramatically. this is very noticeable and will get the floors attention and will get you booted after enough time.

Same tbqh pham

BASED GIBBY

literally the most based manager of all time

>this is very noticeable and will get the floors attention and will get you booted after enough time.
In big casinos that have a shit load of security yes, but I have seen it done in Montreal casino many times, you usually don't get booted until you reach the 6 figure mark

>taking your shirt off at a stadium

good job manlet

THANK YOU BASED MANLET STROMAN
THANK YOU BASED BROSUNA

GOATSUNA

Well done strosho

It's a classic you dip
Be more fun

AA would have gotten it done. God I miss him.

it's getting to the point where I turn on a jays game and gibbons is nowhere to be found

aa plundered the minor league of prospects before he left for one shot at glory and so nobody else after him could have a chance to profit off his work. he screwed us now we are going back to being bad or another 20 years

Signing price would've been retarded, I'm glad Boston has him. That contract will be hilarious in a year if not at the end of this year

>le solo popout man

>Signing price would've been retarded,

Jays before Price 2015 season: 50-51
Jays with Price 2015 season: 48-12
Jays after Price: 21-23

they would have been better signing sale or Kershaw amma right?

>Jays 0-20 when opposition scores 4+ runs
>blame pitching

Offense is killing us this year m8s

how does this mean anything? price won 8 games for them, not 48, and not a single playoff game.

Look at his age user
Just look at it
Also, some of that was replacing Reyes with tulo

>0-20
holy shit what a depressing stat

lol is this your first year watching baseball?

Price contract is going to look terrible in a few years, dont kid yourself. You think the Yankees are loving Sabathia right now?

...

Is it yours?
When players get old they get worse, the jays couldn't afford price. He would've handicapped them for years

BOBBYYYYY

smell ya later twinkies

based sicario

>out of last place in the AL east

We did it bros

>forgetting that price collapsed in the playoffs

calm your tits, NYY still needs to lose today

you guys forget most of prices wins last year were with a 4 or more run lead, the offense literally just needs to be 75% as good as last season to win 85+ games and get a WC

do you think it's possible he just doesn't like working???