Tfw you publicly bump into an English word you don't instinctively know how to pronounce properly

>tfw you publicly bump into an English word you don't instinctively know how to pronounce properly
>literal months of hard work spent trying to convince others you're a smart, capable, English speaking professional vanishes in an instant and you're immediately back to being an Eastern Euro trash from bumfuckistan

try to pronounce subtlety

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just recite some classic literature to save face

what was the word desu

>publicly
See this is where you fail

just make a joke about being hungry

If you only ate mushrooms would that make you a Hungarian fungarian?

"mother", probably

machiavellian

why did the man from budapest eat some goulash?
>because he was HUNGARY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Phenomenal post

English - mah-ki-a-vell-ian

>hungarian can't pronounce george soros

howling

I'm pretty sure I speak better English than most Anglos

>mfw a hungarian pronounces around me

>Tfw there is a French word in an English sentence and you have to mispronounce it

Delet this

wew

Not really an English word considering Machiavelli was Italian

If I don't know how to pronounce correctly, depending on the situation I might mispronounce the word on "purpose", usually accompanied by an accent that fits the word's origin (French, German, Italian, Spanish & etc).

That way I kill 3 birds with one stone; I delivered my messege, hid the fact I don't actually know how to pronounce it, and presented myself as a humorous and more likeable person.

Change eastern to southern and its the same for us. Few on int know the struggle man.

sut tl tee