You're at the club and this guy sends your gf a 40 yard through ball, what do?

You're at the club and this guy sends your gf a 40 yard through ball, what do?

Man, it feels good being alive to witness the best player in football history.

unsheath dick and start fapping

>y-you too

Spill spaghetti and kick it into the stands because I can't play football. But it's ok because he'll send me another one in 10 minutes.

Tell him its ok as this man played a better one

you mean le get exposed by messi in two champions league finals man?

Tap my dick in

>Rooney CL's without Ronaldo
>0

>Messi CL's without Ronaldo
>4

>Rooney FA Cups
>1

>Messi WC's
>0

BTFO

made me kek, I'll give you that.

Luisito is that you?

Its Gonzalo/Sergio/Carlitos

Buy him a Sprite

Yeah... those too

kek

bribe the reff and get Mascherano sent off on minute 35

get my nigga higuain to intercept it halfway and fuck it up so i get my gf to myself

Do an unnecessary pass to Luisito.

pls impregnate me instead senpai

[X] Snap his ankle in two, since it's a cold, rainy night in Stoke.

Reward him with cheese pizza and let him spray his Sprite on her later that night while i scout

Rooney played well in both finals, far from "exposed"

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