You're at the club and this guy sends your gf a 40 yard through ball, what do?
You're at the club and this guy sends your gf a 40 yard through ball, what do?
Man, it feels good being alive to witness the best player in football history.
unsheath dick and start fapping
>y-you too
Spill spaghetti and kick it into the stands because I can't play football. But it's ok because he'll send me another one in 10 minutes.
Tell him its ok as this man played a better one
you mean le get exposed by messi in two champions league finals man?
Tap my dick in
>Rooney CL's without Ronaldo
>0
>Messi CL's without Ronaldo
>4
>Rooney FA Cups
>1
>Messi WC's
>0
BTFO
made me kek, I'll give you that.
Luisito is that you?
Its Gonzalo/Sergio/Carlitos
Buy him a Sprite
Yeah... those too
kek
bribe the reff and get Mascherano sent off on minute 35
get my nigga higuain to intercept it halfway and fuck it up so i get my gf to myself
Do an unnecessary pass to Luisito.
pls impregnate me instead senpai
[X] Snap his ankle in two, since it's a cold, rainy night in Stoke.
Reward him with cheese pizza and let him spray his Sprite on her later that night while i scout
Rooney played well in both finals, far from "exposed"
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