What do you think Peyton Manning is doing now?
What do you think Peyton Manning is doing now?
Rubbing his testicles on some girl's face
enjoying some budweiser
Fapping to traps
something really underwhelming and sad
And eating Papa Johns?
So drinking Budweiser and eating Papa Johns?
everywhere he goes, he must rub his testicles
Posting on Sup Forums
While shooting roids into his forehead
visiting his papa johns restaurants
Drinking Budweiser™
in in an indianapolis condo getting head and rewatching the super bowl xli on vhs
drinking some beer, budweiser brand
I dont think he lives there anymore
enjoying chicken parm
This is a literal YooEssAyy 10/10
Getting his mail intercepted.
The last thing he should be getting is more head
I'd imagine sitting down with a cold Budweiser while watching the NBA playoffs. Either that or working his way toward becoming the GM of the Titans.
I'll give a real answer, last week he was in saint louis signing or discussing some deal with a moonshine company. I guess he wants more money or something.
This thread is a Peyton Manning roast session lmao
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>tfw eternally 3-1 against brady in the AFCCG
He's putting sunscreen on his forehead to prepare for summer
he's beefing some 20-something intern and plotting to guarantee the media never finds out
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Chemotherapy after successfull surgery to remove the massive tumour in his head.
Jerking off to some really weird shit
like the kind of shit only mega rich people have access to if you know what I mean
hint: Elijah Wood recently talked about this kind of pornography
How much money does this guy want?
How much money does a man need?
You can't take it with you when you die.
eating chicken parm
camwhores who willingly get shat on in the face? CP? no sure what you mean
getting double-teamed by von miller and demarcus ware in thanks for them winning the superb owl for him.
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>OP posts "What do you think Peyton Manning is doing right now?"
>you post this pic
So...you think he's doing that baby?
Enjoying some Budweiser, the King of Beers™
He now has time to build a new addition to his forehead.
watching al jazeera
at least he is not a cuck that is 100% his flesh and blood
Hey Peyton. How's retirement treatin' ya?
>implying thats not Eli's kid
Cyber bullying that chick he teabagged
eating papa johns and sexually assaulting women.
Steroids
Gigantism.
I read this in Manning's voice with the Nationwide tune in the syllables.
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Fucking Gisele and cucking Brady one more time.
World of Warcraft
He's spending all his time playing Madden 2016 Ultimate Team. He keeps taking the Colts to the Bowl and losing, it's very frustrating.
Getting double teamed by Tom Brady and Marcus Allen
Finishing his steroid regimen in his Indianapolis Colts themed man cave, flipping through his lifetime of free DirecTV™ channels, debating between the John's Favorite or the Hawaiian BBQ.
>all those millions and working hard all the way up to 40 years old
>just sits on a couch, watches tv, drinks budweisser, and eats papajohns
I'm only 23 and I'm already living Peyton Manning's lifestyle.
>the last touchdown Peyton Manning threw was the result of a Tom Brady interception
Top. Fucking. Pottery.
The difference is when Manning phones up Papa Johns and asks for 'the usual', it actually means he's decided to buy 10 more franchises