2 points max in the group

2 points max in the group

I'll take it!

>thinking vardy and drinkwater won't drag them to the semis

there are people who still doubt meme magic

Lol even if we're complete shit, we'll still spank Wales.

This
We're guaranteed at least 3 points which would be enough to get out of the group

They were really awful today, maybe not going out in group stage because this group looks easy (unlike in the WC) but I don't much from them.

*don't expect

The pessimistic side of me can see Bale going complete galactico on our arses, though. But hopefully not.

What possesses you yank to start trouble with your father nation? I was going to support you in Copa america, son, but now I don't even know....

Nothing's guaranteed in a tournament, breh. You should've worked that much out by now. Especially where England are concerned.

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How many points will the U.S. get in the group?

1,776

>kane
>VARDY
>Rooney

That guarantees 3 goals a game

>smalling
>Hart
>Walker

That guarantees a clean sheet, at most a maximum of only one conceded each game

We literally can't lose

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L - Colombia
W - Costa Rica
D - Paraguay

4 points la'

good thing that will be enough to get out anyway

will the Euro Cup have good shitposting threads?

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USA would steamroll this tournament

If we get meme results.

the best

Wales here

pretty much convinced we'll beat you 3-0

What does it matter?

With how this tournament works, you can advance to the next stage with 1 (one) point (if there are 3 or more 9/6/1/1 or 7/7/1/1 groups).

You can also fail to advance with 4 points (4/4/4/4).

>kane
>VARDY
>Rooney

That guarantees maybe 1 goal a game

>smalling
>Hart
>Walker

That guarantees 2, at least a minimum of only one conceded each game.

We literally can't win
Fixed mate

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It was the first game played post season with all the players in camp. From now to the torunament you'll see big improvements in strength, fitness and teamwork.

>France bankrupts itself funding USA in a proxy war
>Spain drags soldiers and navy away by besieging Gibraltar
>Netherlands pays Mysore to raid ships in Indian Ocean
>France sends 10,000 troops to train and fight for America
>Poland sends Generals to help lead USA
>Britain pulls out (just like USA did in Vietnam)

>LOL WE WON UP YOUR ASS LIMEYS USA USA USA USA XDD

And you still treat Spain, France and Netherlands like shit.

I predict a score draw against Wayols, a win against Russia and a win against Slovakia.

Hart will make at least two clangers which will result in goals.

Dier or Alli will receive a red card.

Man I love England but I want to see them do terribly.

I just love hearing your media talking heads go on about what an international humiliation we have received, reading the negative comments on the dailymail, Piers Morgan's latest editorial etc

Someone can't handle the banter. Go and rest Pops, and drink your tea.

Pretend it's the good ol' days again.

>Just one thing, most of the French troops deployed didn't actually end up being used until the siege of Yorktown, and even the usage there was slight. The French captured a single redoubt, and the Americans captured one more, with fewer than 100 deaths between them. After that, it was all artillery and naval power, and eventually Cornwallis surrendered.

oi nah we'll smash yas

Football's coming home and there's nothing you can do about it.

I hope Wales smashes us desu

But you get 3 points for a win american bro
so what you should be saying is '6 points minimum in the group'
but it's ok I know you have counting problems

its literally comin home la'

bale is shit now

Russia - 9
Slovakia or slovenia (I don't remember desu) - 4
England - 2
Wales - 1

It's coming home comrades, coz we was the first champions of Euro

do you like manly women with big muscles who dominate you?

only if they are 2D women

like in the wc against costa rica

That was nice.

>le ''''group of death'''' plus cinderella Costa Rica
>Costa Rica bonks everyone and finishes 1st.

Ayyyyyy

England will draw with Russia, chat shit and get banged by Bales, and again by Slovakia.

But due to how this tournament works, you might still make it to the next round with one (1) point.

that could technically see them through you know.
Then they go on to win it, making it the most clutch comeback after a terrible start we've ever seen. God save the Queen.

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