>tie game
>30 seconds left
>forrest wants to go home
>bobby thinks forrest was talking bad about his mom
Could Bobby stop Forrest?
>tie game
>30 seconds left
>forrest wants to go home
>bobby thinks forrest was talking bad about his mom
Could Bobby stop Forrest?
i can't be the only person who prefers sandler to hanks
No, Forrest is probably the luckiest man in fiction.
But what's at stake bro?
retard strength vs retard speed
I want the ball
Forrest is faster. Open field he wins. Clusterfuck line of scrimmage battle Bobby pulls a Polamalu on his bitch ass
The Bourbobn Bowl, obviously
hello Redddit
Left side
STRONG SIDE
Forrest is too fast, I think. I haven't seen Waterboy in a while, though.
Ya, he can no longer use the left side of his body.
JUST
The one who won the Oscar
vicki vallencourt > aids jenny
Whatever happened to her?
Yup. He'd probably run it back to their house too. Anything other than open field running and Forrest is a turnover waiting to happen
Put me in coach
Forrest is a NAM VET.
>thread
forrest would definitely win. he has retard strength, you don't fuck with that.
retard strength can be matched with REEEE strength tho
kekd
Forrest is a metaphysical representation of the American experience and an essentially immortal construct of the our historical narrative; Simple, yet unstoppable.
Bobby is a poorly written Adam Sandler ejaculation.
You want sum whip creem?
Forrest was a special teams returner. Bobby was the entire team who is bound for the NFL.
Not even close.
go away Black Adam Schefter