Tie game

>tie game
>30 seconds left
>forrest wants to go home
>bobby thinks forrest was talking bad about his mom

Could Bobby stop Forrest?

i can't be the only person who prefers sandler to hanks

No, Forrest is probably the luckiest man in fiction.

But what's at stake bro?

retard strength vs retard speed

I want the ball

Forrest is faster. Open field he wins. Clusterfuck line of scrimmage battle Bobby pulls a Polamalu on his bitch ass

The Bourbobn Bowl, obviously

hello Redddit

Left side

STRONG SIDE

Forrest is too fast, I think. I haven't seen Waterboy in a while, though.

Ya, he can no longer use the left side of his body.

JUST

The one who won the Oscar

vicki vallencourt > aids jenny

Whatever happened to her?

Yup. He'd probably run it back to their house too. Anything other than open field running and Forrest is a turnover waiting to happen

Put me in coach

Forrest is a NAM VET.

>thread

forrest would definitely win. he has retard strength, you don't fuck with that.

retard strength can be matched with REEEE strength tho

kekd

Forrest is a metaphysical representation of the American experience and an essentially immortal construct of the our historical narrative; Simple, yet unstoppable.

Bobby is a poorly written Adam Sandler ejaculation.

You want sum whip creem?

Forrest was a special teams returner. Bobby was the entire team who is bound for the NFL.

Not even close.

go away Black Adam Schefter