That guy who prefers test cricket over T20

>that guy who prefers test cricket over T20

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cricket is fucking gay you fucking faggot

This is bait

Test>ODI>Wallop20>boreball

What does any of this mean

cricket was too deep for some people so they invented a shitty version to pander to women and children

some people unironically prefer the shitty version

It's like mini golf or futsal

PLEASE

based daniel

tesd grigit is the only grigit

>that guy who watches IPL

t20 > odi > test

It's no surprise you think that. T20 was created to cater to Americans with ADHD brought up on video games and coca cola and doughnuts. uncultured swine

That's why no one here watches it, that champions tour thing was a total disaster, don't think any of the games sold out

>the guy who prefers cricket for baseball

T20 is based.

Grandpas pls go

T20 is traditional cricket. Test came up centuries later. Which idiot would say let's invent a game that lasts for 5 days

POO IN LOO

hahaha

Haha nice, saw this joke on Reddit

why are canadians such boors?

It's cute yet sad how Daniel has been on reddit for only a couple of months yet feels the need to try and tailor r/cricket to his tests only safe space.

It genuinely upsets him to see discussion of a format he doesn't like.

>watching 5 days of rain and fat old men blocking
>all for a no result in the end

T20 IS the future. Deal with it, you fat fucks.

The pinnacle of test cricket is viewed as the leave. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximizing the amount of leaves that can be attempted within 5 days. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport.
T20 is OK but I can't deal with all that hitting and running. Sometimes a whole game can pass without a single leave being attempted! Can you imagine?
I hardly ever get to sit and watch for eight minutes while a batsman takes his guard and resets six times, followed by a leave, in T20. If T20 wants to compete they need far more of it.
Also, there's far too much game time in T20. They score too many runs and go far too long without slowing the game down with leaves, forward defences and 4 sightscreen adjustments. What T20 need to do is make leaves and blocks worth more, so more time is defending and watching one guy play all day. Did you guys see the latest Durham vs Worcestershire game? 1.3 runs per over to 1.2! Worcs had no answer to Durham's tactics of leaving every ball that's not on the stumps out then asking the umpire to end play early for bad light.
Its this level of tactical sophistication that is missing in T20, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys trying to score runs against each other. Yawn

this is my favourite pasta

Test cucket watchers on literal, unironical and objective suicide watch.

super over >>> t20

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>game takes 5 days
>ends with a draw
no thanks

Thanks, I'm pretty proud of it. Please remember to give credit.

Sometimes I feel like he's just there to stir shit but sometimes he's made some reasonably unironic posts about the quality of posts on reddit

he genuinely likes it since it's the only place that doesn't call him out for being a fucking casual
he constantly posts inane shit like that """dissection""" of a chinaman bowler and everyone sucks his dick. He then tries to spout shit about BJ Watling being good and Khawaja being a specialist middle order batsman, Cook being one of the best batsman in the world or Lara being overrated and gets laughed out of /cric/

t. Statschink

POO

saved to my american banter folder lads

There's something quite relaxing about watching women poo, particularly if they have long and slow ropey poos, or dehydrated poo that makes their anus really struggle! There are as many kinds of poo as there are grains of sand on the beach, each one unique and beautiful. The sight of solid waste exiting a beautiful woman's most private hole will never grow old for me, and I have several hours of video queued up for this evening's entertainment.

Hey if the guy who told me to watch out of the ashes is here, it was good shit m8.

-the american guy who picked up cricket during England sri lanka test match

T20 is clearly designed for children, women, the mentally incapacitated, the weak willed, gypsies, homosexuals and other undesirables. Whereas test cricket is the last bastion of moral strength left in our degenerate society. Comparing T20 to test cricket is like comparing chimpanzees screeching wildly as they throw shit at a wall, to a symphony written by translating the chess moves in 'Kasparov vs Topalov' into music. There is no comparison. To be honest, test cricket would be the foundation of my ideal society, with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity. T20 would be ok for kids, but once they reach their thirteenth birthday they would have to burn the brightly coloured garb associated with the 'sport' and would be told "you're man now, learn to block".

>with the most successful test captain becoming the leader of the nation, as the mixture of intelligence and strategic thinking needed to captain a test side would mean they could easily lead any country into prosperity.

Oh man yeah because you're such a suppository of cricketing info, right kuntykucka? Literally everything that spews from your mouth is as inane as Daniel's reddit pandering, you're pretty much the exact same person by now, but at least Daniel acknowledges he knows fuck all

Did you watch the doco on the 2005 Ashes? This one?

youtube.com/watch?v=uCNoKQABZEs

Will Smith form a successful macroeconomic plan for securing the future of the australian economy?

>1 run to win
>better send the cripple :^)

Oh damn i actually saw this and started it but thought it wasnt the one so i went to the one about t20 afgjanistan. Ill check this one too

>ywn stay up all night watching the greatest series ever played with your best mates again

he knew that McMeme would be so caught up in his ""nice guy"" image that he would bowl Craig
literally elite tactics

The afghan one's awesome too, but the 2005 Ashes covers a good number of the great players of England and Australia recently. Also there's one on Calcutta 2001 which is pretty good too.

this is the fifth time you've called me krazykrezja in the last 24 hours, even after I explicitly told you how to identify his posts

reevaluate your ""life""

I like this new guy, he's merging into a hybrid of daniel and statsbro

Keep up the good work lad, make sure to keep repudiating krazycivilservant's pathetic opinions.

NO ONE else is pathetic enough to stalk through Daniel's reddit drivel mate. Krazykuckold practically sits there refreshing his account so he can drop """elite""" "truth" bombs on him, because he's so fucking insecure about his miserable existence.

If you unironically do that as well, then you may as well all be the same person. Seriously, how fucking pathetic can you be?

ODI is the best and is the reason it's the kind played at the CWC as well as the only universally recognized form of cricket

T20 and Test and unofficial regional forms of cricket

ODI is utter shit m8 it's like the worst parts of test cricket with a bit of T20 thrown in at the end.

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>cricket

holy shit statsGOD, why are you so based?

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This is not me, this is shitspouter trying to ruin my reputation by pretending to be me samefagging.

KEK, Turknjaydee on LITERAL pooicide watch

statsbro on king of /cric/ watch

BTFO

this is LITERALLY the most hypocritical post I have EVER seen you make statscunt
reminder YOU constantly monitored krazykrezja's reddit so YOU could be the first one to mock him on /cric/
reminder YOU spent so much time on reddit that YOU were able to recognise similar posts being made from two otherwise unconnected posters
reminder YOU UNIRONICALLY spent hours of your """life"""" trying to dox krazykunt and failed miserably
reminder YOU are LITERALLY the most pathetic person on this website

I look forward to your furious, damage control filled reply, which I will not be reading

>LE REFER TO MYSELF IN THIRD PERSON XDXDXD
>XD I AM LE NOT LE KUNTYKUCK

Holy shit, you can't be serious with this charade,

Krazy here. That's not me and I have no interest in discussing your insecurities and obsessions, Mark.

Though it is good to see that you're finally out of rehab. I honestly thought Voges had shattered your soul.

>WAIT 10 MINUTES THEN RESPOND

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the only previous post I've made itt is the GOATven GODth reaction image to the pom

please seek professional help

>on tinder
>this man matches with you and tell you test cricket is overrated

what do you do?

This might interest you as well. Some say it's bigger than the Ashes.
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>tfw no more india v pakistan test series

might be for the best anyway, it'd be played in the UAE and those pitches are fucking horrible

PLEASE learn more about our sport

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That wasn't me, but I'm enjoying confusing you clowns with the new guy who has the same posting style.

And for the record, the most pathetic poster on this board by a country mile is the one Australian who seriously, unironically follows and discusses women's cricket.

kill myself for being a gay abbo

>suppository

The 19 y/o ACT voting pseudo-intellectual strikes again.

The IPL has more drama and action than any garbage test match. Test needs to finally die off already.

Reminder that you can count the amount of great test matches in the past 10 years on one hand.

T20 dwarfs boreblock not just because of the excitement, but the athleticism and physicality. """Test"""" cricket is about as much of a sport as darts or chess. Like wow, you boreblocked your way to 30 off 120, and now you're going to put up your feet for the entire afternoon while some substitute fielder does the hard work for you. Kek. Don't make me laugh.

there is literally nothing wrong with woman's cricket

Shouldn't you be in bed to get up early for your 8am civil servant job?

>that guy
you mean pretty much everyone who watches cricket?

everyone outside of india

>watching cricket

>"Test" cricket
Literally the beta version (in so many ways).

>"Ian Chappell, calling for me to be banned worldwide. Ian Chappell, a man who was once convicted of unlawful assault in the West Indies for punching a cricket official. Ian Chappell, how can you ban the Universe Boss? You'd have to ban cricket itself," Gayle said.

>"This coming from a man who admitted he took Viagra during a Test match. Freddie Flintstone, a young boy like you taking Viagra? Don't lecture me. The only chop Freddie knows is when he used to bowl short to me and I would chop him past backward point for four," Gayle said.

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

What are they testing? My patience?

haha

delete this

We should just give up on tests and focus on t20's. None of our batsmen have any heart, our bowlers all bowl short. Just rubbish.

>He rates meme20

Lets face it no one cares about Test cricket. The crowds are shit, the TV ratings are shit, and no one wants to watch a 30 hour match. This is why no one attends the Sheffield Shield. Because watching a 24-hour game spread over 4 days is boring as bat shit.

Can you imagine if T20 was the only form of the game for 150 years and someone said:

"Hey I have an idea, we will invent a new form of cricket. Instead of the current 3 hour game which has gone for 150 years, we make it go for 30 hours, spread over 5 days. Each team bats twice and if the match isn't finished, we just call it a "no result"

Yeah, I'm sure such an exciting conept would be a winner.

T20 is the game that cricket should always have been. And a club based concept is the way to go. Hopefully, over the next coupep of decades, Tests and one-dayers are relegated to the histroy books.

Both tests and one-dayers should never have been invented in the first place. They are the "wrong" way to play cricket. It has taken 150 years for people to work out the T20 is actally the real way to play cricket. It's the game we play in backyards and in schools.

>all this psuedotripfag drama never end
kys krazyreddit and friends

Reminder that this thread is essentially just Daniel impersonating Statsy and basedspouter

at least australia mostly keeps their cancer between themselves

I wouldn't have gotten into cricket if it wasn't for the IPL. Test cricket is archaic and needs to be phased out as soon as possible. Even leagues like the CPL and BBL are legitimizing the future of cricket (T20). The South African league is good too. Test fans need to accept that the only way to grow the sport is through T20. You can't convince someone to follow a 5 day match that can end in a draw. Especially not in America.

India are supposed to host Pak in December 2016 according to the FTP. But the venue might get shifted to UAE as you said. If you ask me Englistan is a better neutral venue desu.

>unironically liking meme20

Also I'm going to the Saturday of the coming second England test, pretty hype.

>boreblock
kek

>Test fans need to accept that the only way to grow the sport is through T20.
Nobody denies that my big strong american friend. Everyone realises that meme20 was invented to get women, kids and casuals interested in cricket. We can only hope that some people will be autistic enough to get into Test cricket. And no we can't convince anybody to follow Test cricket because you won't be able to grasp the meme unless you give it a chance and watch a couple of games.

Fellow anons have helped you with a couple of modern classics, do yourself a favour and watch these.

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>IPL
>CPL
>BBL
>Ram slam
Even BSA T20 fans don't mention 'T20 Blast' - ECB on suicide watch for missing out on a massive opportunity.

is this now a /cric/ thread?

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I'd watch test but who has time for that ? I'm obviously a casual but still.

Nobody watches a test, they listen to it on the radio.

This.

Its so comfy and resonates with summertime