/heem/: rothwell edition

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First for JoJo

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>2 (TWO) sets of dubs

Is he a can crusher that's only made it this long because he hasn't fought to top tier grappler, or the next Anderson Silva?

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Nth for the Williams sisters were born boys but were raised as women for the express purpose of dominating women's tennis.

the post I used to link this thread in the old one also had two sets of dubs
is kek trying to tell me something

somewhere in the middle
and because of that he's probably a gate keeper

god

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>not rwanda_rousey.gif

Good OP, OP

What if i heem the brazilian?
Heem FC2 book it, we do it in Misiones, right in the border if you want.

be careful

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I'll heem him easy, go to Foz do IguaƧu in vacaciones de invierno, i'll wait for you

What are some good mma movies? Warriors is good, Here Comes the Boom is okay I guess.

Such a thing doesn't exist

The Philly Kid

Drive

Depends on how your standards are really, if you can have fun watching fairly simplistic films you'll probably enjoy most of them.
Never Back Down 2 is one of my favourite guilty pleasures tbt

Bloodsport

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kinda ok

but reminds me, superboy choi was like a big deal in the real life Korean school fights, before he did mma

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munster

The brazilian would enjoy this webm

I love the part where he runs up to her then just covers up and waits

dude didn't even try, possibly sexually aroused

>her
It's a transgender thai fighter.
"She" retired after doing the full surgery because the hormones made "her" way weaker and soft.

fresh edgy

>confirmed sexually aroused

Did anyone record Heem FC 1

the person you're talking about is not the girl in the webm.

It was all a ruse

>Bisping vs Rockhold 2

It's Rockhold vs. Bisping 2****

Rockhold is the champion therefore he gets top billing

damn lads.

the 4chanX extension was making my browser flicker. other people have had the same problem. anyone know a work around this aside from disabling the extension?

Is he the only natty champ we have?

The voice of a female african-american girl:

youtube.com/watch?v=8qnyi2phCpk&t=6m43s

What's 4chanX do that the native extension doesn't?
srs question

Yes. That is what many young girls sound like. Your arguments continue to get worse and worse

It's been proven that Sup Forums X inserts ads and could potencially make your browser security go to shit

What is the hue trying to say exactly?
Because i'm not sure i understand what his point is

>Living in a reality where Faber and Bisping walk out as champs

Somehow he's figured the Williams sisters are in fact forced transsexuals and he's sharing the news.

They even move like boys in that video.

>mfw their dad keeps repeating THEYRE GIRLS in the video

youtube.com/watch?v=XwrP1zHC5Eo
youtube.com/watch?v=fqSks7dvtnI

It's almost here my man, brace yourself

Bit of one bit of the other.

>They even move like boys

What did he mean by this?

I'm not ready for this reality

men and women move differently. maybe you never noticed because you run like a girl

You know what?
After watching the two vids it seems like there is something fishy going on

You're just paranoid about those fine young ladies

why is brasil the shithole of the world? the people or the culture?

also, will hueposting disappear during the olympics heem?

>They're good at tennis because they're secretly men

Wew kid

>can't prove him wrong
>better insult his entire country and hope he gets distracted

you can wew all you want, friend, but you run like a girl and you know it.

it's called testosterone, you know better than this

Yeah, i mean, up to this day i always tought both of them were juiced to the gills, that's probably the reason of all this disaster.
But have you seen the video? The father is a straight up psychopath, the way he says "girls" when talking about them seems so strange.

>defends garbage in the water at the olympics

why?

>he's an illogical baboon, senpai

I just dislike those young angelic african american fine ladies because I'm racist

Damn now that is a wew

I'm not defending anything I just think it's pretty sad when people resort to flag banter

basically the same history ronda had with forced competition

he must have some ancient spartan genes activated

his body is literally perfect

>I never flag banter

right m8

Yes, but we have seen Ronda's pussy...
Joe Rogan esque

what, were the spartans known for their physiques or something?

the choice is clear.

you must engage in a one man crusade to hunt down and procure samples of the Williams sisters' tissue and run a karyotype analysis.

it is actually more complicated than you think, maybe you should start your own thread to discuss it?

no but he definitely has the genetics of the gods

Yes
See: 300 (2006)

cunny funt

So how long until Bellator is able to build a stable with enough skill to fill up the main cards with quality?

Quit projecting kid

>le projection meme

you'll always be my pussy, daniel

youtube.com/watch?v=U-j2GMq3CPc

Quit being emotional

>5'7"
>125

would unironically heem every pussy here

>5'3''
>110

I'd take you to Unanimous Decision city free of charge

5'8
160 lbs

I will bulldoze you

What did he mean by this?

>6"
>15
I'll bite your fookin' dicks off you goofs.

post emelianenkos

>premonition

what do you train?

jewjutsu, kenrate and skeeball

I'd crack you with a jab and put you away early mark my words

>6'
>240
>autism strength
I would roll inside of 2 rounds or gas and TKO myself with a heart attack

>Mayweather needs me
>I dont need him

LOL

i'd literally latch onto your fist and matrix dive over your shoulders into rnc before everything fades to black for you

I've got a better version of that heem

aleks could have been the GOAT

damn bro

you cant even pass guard