Juden and muzzies aren't allowed to eat pepperoni pizza

>Juden and muzzies aren't allowed to eat pepperoni pizza

What a miserable existence.

>being a fat shit

That's like 10 pepperonis

Their loss.

>Ate half a pizza on sunday
>Was .6 lbs lighter on Monday morning

Americans just can't exercise self-control

Maybe that's why they're so angry

>Canadians having any understanding on how to weigh themselves
Shame you dropped out of P.E. class.

I had some today and it was shit.

Best pizza toppings are usually: Ham & Pineapple, anchovies or seafood.

>Wake up
>Get on scale after your morning piss
>Observe weight
>Repeat every day

Seems pretty understandable to me

>Americans having the machinery to weight themselves

pepperoni is made out of horse, not pig
muslims might not think it's halal enough
red food dye from bugs in it means that jews shouldn't eat it

you savage, pepperoni goes under the cheese.
that way the grease is in the dough.
true gourmet would microwave and dab the pepperonis to remove the grease beforehand.

is this the pizza thread?

is that the famous chicago deep dish pizza?

I've tried pork, the only thing I miss are kolaches. Pork is pretty heavy and if you haven't eaten it for a while, you won't like it. Same for beef to an extent but not as much as pork

How can it be pepperoni pizza if there's salami on it? Feferon is a kind of spice

Get a few dry-cured hams.
The slices are divine on all bread, pasta and potatoes.

>Finland being industrialized

>Ate half a pizza
>exercise self-control
No. You either worked out or just took a massive shit.

We have scales that can weigh 18 wheelers down to fractions of a lb or kilo.

you left out Romanians bro

yes

Probably neither. The problem isn't eating half a pizza. The problem is eating half a pizza every two days, every single week, for 15 years.

Spare ribs are the best pork-dish desu.

There is no reason whasoever to eat pizza, you get way too many carbs, way to few proteins, and cancer from the cheese. Pizza is pleb food.

A lb of weight is about 3,000 calories. If you are over by that amount for what you've burned you gain a lb, under and you loose one it doesn't matter how often you eat something or what it is.

Actually it's because Jews can't eat dairy and meat together. So even a 100% kosher beef cheeseburger would be treif.

all the jews i know eat pork though

its all about moderation
memes aside

bless them
I won't eat that shit to save my life.

As an Italian I always wondered what "pepperoni" is.

I mean, I know it some sort of salami but it's safe to say that we are talking about "Pizza alla diavola?" (pizza with spicy salami).