Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36 Nights since last BNM: 7
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -One half of Darkthrone accidentally gets elected to town council -Nick Cave gets a BNT. BNM next? -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver. -/p4k/ forever
nick cave is gonna get a bnm and some poor fool user is gonna have to debase himself in 2 hours time
Jacob Sanchez
ummmm let's say I have to make a foodstuff that looks like cum using only ingredients found in the average kitchen
what do?
Isaac Parker
Dubs confirm Nick Cave 9+ bnm
Jaxson Watson
reminder
Juan Hernandez
Last two digits divided by 10 is the score
Logan Cook
Trips confirm Danny Brown 9.4 aoty
Landon Parker
panned
Jose Walker
no way
Old was shit
Lucas Roberts
This is honestly probably gonna be close if not it
Luis Cruz
OFF HIS ROCKER
Austin Collins
8.7 is well within BNM range
Grayson Myers
CHECKED
Blake Gutierrez
The new album isn't Old.
And your taste is shit
James Torres
game over senpai, pack it up
James Cruz
they're going to give nick a 9.3 to retroactively invalidate benji's 9.2
Connor Hill
How's that work being 2 different acts?
Dominic Mitchell
how many people die from aerosol can accidents on Nick's album?
Josiah Reyes
Highest Nick Cave scores from p4k: 9.4 - Your Funeral... My Trial 9.3 - The Boatman's Call 9.2 - Murder Ballads 9.0 - Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus
A 9.1 for Skeleton Tree would fit in pretty nicely there now wouldn't it?
Michael Ward
Somehow , someway, P4K is working the long game to tie possible aoty nominees. That said, Danny Brown will reign supreme
Isaac Nelson
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.
Brayden Sanchez
Pitchfork hates that they gave Benji a 9.2 before all of Marks antics. It was supposed to be the "wise old man singing about life & death" album for them to fawn over during the decade and put high on the decade end list. Now they have an opportunity to give that to someone else, so they can forget about benji.
Easton Garcia
shut th
Wyatt Powell
>tfw they haven't given anything a 9.5+ since Yeezus
We really were spoiled from 2009-2013. AnCo, Kanye x2, Bon Iver, Frank Ocean, Kendrick. At least we have D'Angelo's 9.4
Nick Cave and Danny Brown will both score somewhere between 8.7 and 9.1
Cap this
Juan Hill
Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM
Cameron Jackson
N I C K T A K E M Y E N E R G Y
Bentley Garcia
wow... nice thanks
Daniel Russell
Danny Brown's coming out at the end of the month right?
Jonathan James
Just watch we'll get a boring MIA pan and have to wait another day for based Nick's BNM
Jose Jones
It's p4k shill, you should know this by now.
Hunter Wood
This is mental
Luke Flores
Feeling like a 9.2 for Skeleton Tree
Brody Powell
...
Brayden Rivera
confirmed
James Jones
damn
Noah Perez
Skelteon Tree 8.9 BNM literally screenshot this
Owen Cox
Dubs confirmato
Parker Carter
Skeleton Tree 3.3/10 literally protect this foretelling with your life
Levi Watson
Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.
Aaron Fisher
What does the vagina and Skeleton Tree's score have in common? Their both lower than you think.
Nolan Smith
kek
9.6 BNM confirmed
Camden Scott
N I C K
I
C
K
Connor Ortiz
holy shit, who is that?
Jace Cruz
the trap queen herself, meaghan garvey
Charles Jones
Isn't she B L A C K E D?
Alexander Green
By antics you mean when he talked shit about that p4k staffer and the whole War on Drugs suck my cock beef? Is there anything else?
Henry Howard
This. He's actually just feeding the trolls and leading them on. He's not very different.
Nicholas Martinez
what was that supposed to prove though? I invest nothing in this btw. I definitely believe Ke$ha though. Unsure about Larkin.
well fuck it ratings are in.
Carter Nelson
TOP KEK, NO NICK CAVE
Wyatt Taylor
MIA BTFO
Cooper Brown
settle down, nmc. it's an obvious shop.
Landon Bennett
Yeah, it is shit tho.
Luis Diaz
wow/ well done
Aaron Bennett
he's right
nick cave 9.4 bnm saved for tomorrow
Adrian Wilson
checked
Adrian Ross
M.I.A. D.O.A.
Josiah Miller
confirmed.
Noah Roberts
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WHERE THE FUCK IS NICK CAVE? M.I.A. 5.9 BTFO by Kevin Lozano Neil Young 9.1 BNR/ 8.7 BNR by Rob Mitchum Jóhann Jóhannsson 7.5 by Benjamin Scheim Desconstrução 8.3 by Andy Beta
Aiden Lee
there's very few people hear who take their opinions seriously. Not many people even read the reviews.
Andrew Mitchell
>NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WHERE THE FUCK IS NICK CAVE? Saved for tomorrow so they could get that shit MIA record out of the way.
Christian Gray
>Not many people even read the reviews. Since when have they?
Nathan Roberts
well that died with no discussion
Jace Roberts
Pitchfork word of the day, via the MIA review:
re·cal·ci·trant rəˈkalsətrənt/ adjective 1. having an obstinately uncooperative attitude toward authority or discipline.
Alexander Nguyen
buncha haters
Elijah Gutierrez
it sucks how bad AIM is because Matangi was amazing, probably my favorite from M.I.A.
Joshua Moore
are there actually people who read every single review p4k puts out every night?