/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 7

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-One half of Darkthrone accidentally gets elected to town council
-Nick Cave gets a BNT. BNM next?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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p4k is for the birds

>pitchfork
>2016
What the fuck are you doing?

nick cave is gonna get a bnm and some poor fool user is gonna have to debase himself in 2 hours time

ummmm let's say I have to make a foodstuff that looks like cum using only ingredients found in the average kitchen

what do?

Dubs confirm Nick Cave 9+ bnm

reminder

Last two digits divided by 10 is the score

Trips confirm Danny Brown 9.4 aoty

panned

no way

Old was shit

This is honestly probably gonna be close if not it

OFF HIS ROCKER

8.7 is well within BNM range

CHECKED

The new album isn't Old.

And your taste is shit

game over senpai, pack it up

they're going to give nick a 9.3 to retroactively invalidate benji's 9.2

How's that work being 2 different acts?

how many people die from aerosol can accidents on Nick's album?

Highest Nick Cave scores from p4k:
9.4 - Your Funeral... My Trial
9.3 - The Boatman's Call
9.2 - Murder Ballads
9.0 - Abattoir Blues / The Lyre of Orpheus

A 9.1 for Skeleton Tree would fit in pretty nicely there now wouldn't it?

Somehow , someway, P4K is working the long game to tie possible aoty nominees. That said, Danny Brown will reign supreme

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Pitchfork hates that they gave Benji a 9.2 before all of Marks antics. It was supposed to be the "wise old man singing about life & death" album for them to fawn over during the decade and put high on the decade end list. Now they have an opportunity to give that to someone else, so they can forget about benji.

shut th

>tfw they haven't given anything a 9.5+ since Yeezus

We really were spoiled from 2009-2013. AnCo, Kanye x2, Bon Iver, Frank Ocean, Kendrick. At least we have D'Angelo's 9.4

Holy shit, bruh bruh.

Seeing him in October. Too hyped.

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Nick Cave and Danny Brown will both score somewhere between 8.7 and 9.1

Cap this

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

N I C K T A K E M Y E N E R G Y

wow... nice thanks

Danny Brown's coming out at the end of the month right?

Just watch we'll get a boring MIA pan and have to wait another day for based Nick's BNM

It's p4k shill, you should know this by now.

This is mental

Feeling like a 9.2 for Skeleton Tree

...

confirmed

damn

Skelteon Tree 8.9 BNM literally screenshot this

Dubs confirmato

Skeleton Tree 3.3/10 literally protect this foretelling with your life

Daily reminder that +@ was robbed.

What does the vagina and Skeleton Tree's score have in common? Their both lower than you think.

kek

9.6 BNM confirmed

N I C K

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holy shit, who is that?

the trap queen herself, meaghan garvey

Isn't she B L A C K E D?

By antics you mean when he talked shit about that p4k staffer and the whole War on Drugs suck my cock beef? Is there anything else?

This. He's actually just feeding the trolls and leading them on. He's not very different.

what was that supposed to prove though? I invest nothing in this btw. I definitely believe Ke$ha though. Unsure about Larkin.

well fuck it ratings are in.

TOP KEK, NO NICK CAVE

MIA BTFO

settle down, nmc. it's an obvious shop.

Yeah, it is shit tho.

wow/ well done

he's right

nick cave 9.4 bnm saved for tomorrow

checked

M.I.A. D.O.A.

confirmed.

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WHERE THE FUCK IS NICK CAVE?
M.I.A. 5.9 BTFO by Kevin Lozano
Neil Young 9.1 BNR/ 8.7 BNR by Rob Mitchum
Jóhann Jóhannsson 7.5 by Benjamin Scheim
Desconstrução 8.3 by Andy Beta

there's very few people hear who take their opinions seriously. Not many people even read the reviews.

>NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WHERE THE FUCK IS NICK CAVE?
Saved for tomorrow so they could get that shit MIA record out of the way.

>Not many people even read the reviews.
Since when have they?

well that died with no discussion

Pitchfork word of the day, via the MIA review:

re·cal·ci·trant
rəˈkalsətrənt/
adjective
1.
having an obstinately uncooperative attitude toward authority or discipline.

buncha haters

it sucks how bad AIM is because Matangi was amazing, probably my favorite from M.I.A.

are there actually people who read every single review p4k puts out every night?