Accent thread

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lets record something on vocaroo, what sentence should we have everyone say?

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I'll post something here, one sec
Take a bump, for now

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Did I come too late? I like those threads, please don't let it die.

evrybody read dis:

"i'm objectively pretty attractive. 6'1'', fit, facial aesthetics, and have a large number of friends. BUT, my little dicklet is laughable. 5 inches long, and a mere 4 inches of girth. to be honest, it hasn't seemed to matter that much with girlfriends. i am enthusiastic in the sack, can muster serious stamina, and know my way around a cunt.

YET there is nothing more i love doing than going to some barslut or tinder whore's place and revealing my pathetic pissclit. i'm sure they expected the whole package with me, so the look of defeat is palpable. it is an amazing sort of bathos that plunges them into a chasm that only a mind addled by hunger for BIGCOCK can appreciate.

i then fuck them poorly for a hasty 5 minutes, achieve my climax, and make my leave, knowing i've done right in this world."

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>that disgusting geordie spread

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Too many words

For those who wanna try it.

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well, what do you want to read?

got a weak self esteem

Never mind I did it
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Why is cumbria and carlisle becoming geordie

Um, I don't have an accent. I speak the default version of English.

Do it anyway leaf

>let it be clear that i'm only reading what some anonymous guy on the internet told me to read

topkek

Literally scientifically proven to be the nicest accent in Britain.

>tfw generic american accent

I'm gonna guess... Indiana.

can you guess which state I'm from?

Nah I'm from Virginia
You're from New Jersey maybe?

Now can someone actually rate my accent? Cos I'm the only one who actually needs to get understood so I can be allowed to go to your neighborhood and enrich you all.

We can understand you, you just sound funny.

t. joe mackem

Got a thick accent but your English is fine

fuck. i wish we were like the UK with ultra dense accent distribution. places that have any real clear accent would be like, Boston? i guess? maybe Chicago. North Dakota/Minnesota. that's about it.

i'm from Pennsylvania btw.

Funny as in indian-won't-get-laid funny or something else?

I'm ok with "understandable".

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sorry for the shit quality

>I'm ok with "understandable".

actually at times a bit difficult to understand because you started reading a bit fast and started mumbling. but i think you're alright as long as you slow down a little.

read this please

They threw three thick things.

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tanks

I'll try to improve on that then, thanks.

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Are you a Turk?

This is fun.
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Why has West Yorkshire been removed in the second one? Ffs I'm from there and I can still recognise the accent change just from Bradford to Leeds

Don't get this image at all

>that spread of Estuary English

>Are you a Turk?

you sound like harry potter

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Found my good microphone So I re-did mine

don't like your voice

Not quoting because I don't want to give you more replies.
Anyway, you sound like a woman.

t. three inch

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>dey frew free fick fingth
ah yes...

Fucking beautiful

Say "one smart fellow, he felt smart" five times fast

Sounds more like Ron Weasleys mum

No kek, but not german

I don't have an accent old boy...
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Th is dying. What has happened to the correct way of speaking?

Greek from Hamburg?

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Th is dying in most English (Not Scotland and Wales) accents? Here in the South, we still aspirate our W(h)ether.

mate you think I want to sound like a mong

it's hardly my fault I was born in essex

You have to practice the thr and th sounds! It takes a while but I know you can do it.

r09
Sorry didn't mean to reply to you.
You can change your agent chap. It's just like acting.

I'm 23

I already tried it for a while but I couldn't make it stick because in my head three and free are pronounced the same. So when I start pronouncing three correctly, free changes as well and it's all mixed up. I'd literally have to relearn to pronounce thousands of words.

> Here in the south.

You all say Hwhat, like Hank Hill. Not quite the same but very similar.

Move out of Essex.

I used to get so much shit for the way I speak. Who's laughing now though. You'll be perceived as dumb for the rest of your life.

one of my housemates is from essex and defo does not talk like that

>You'll be perceived as dumb for the rest of your life.
I know, especially since I'm surrounded by posh clever people at my uni. Unfortunately it's really not an option to change it.

Not as strong as Hank Hill, more softer than that. There is a distinction between, weather-whether

shocker: essex is a big place and some of the people who live there have parents that come from places like surrey. obviously they sound different.

Shaaatap

Time for bed britbongs. 'tis almost three bong.

What uni fellow bong?

don't want to say exactly because I'm probably the only lad from essex here but it's one of oxbridge, imperial, or LSE

Goodnight Lad

I had the same problem pronouncing, took a couple months of practice whenever I remembered to. I went to posh twat uni too, they never gave me shit for my accent though.

What is the stereotypical redneck accent in the UK? Scotland, NI and Wales included

willy ulsterman's

We have loads of accents. I can't speak with any authority on this matter, but generally a more Northern accent is seen as more redneck, as is Welsh.

>JOG ON DICK'EAD

Yorkie accents a cute

CUTE

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I wouldn't say there is one, although Northern accents are associated with the lower class. Cockney accents are associated with crime though.

It basically depends where you're from and how poor people talk there and what stereotypes exist.

>tfw I have better English than Bongs

Wtf

No you don't

I do though. I use "th" properly in daily speech

I hate my accent.

So do I.
>I'm a different Irish flag

Post vocaroo

I have a shitty neutral accent
And plus no mic

The text is really annoying and tongue twisty . I am not doing this in protest.

Someone post something better than this meme for my snowfrench ass to read

Hows it goin?

The names, Foster...

Im a Demon, Sent from the wastlands of the Glowing Sea, where we were cast out, and through disaster and devostation, we lost our innocense. It is in that moment, that feeling, the feeling of powerlessness. It is in that feeling where good men, turn cruel. I on the other hand, know this feeling, and will do everything in my power, to make sure no man must bere that feeling, alone.

So step up, if you want to get burn't

"This cosmic dance of bursting decadence and withheld permissions twists all our arms collectively, but if sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll still be here tomorrow, to high five you yesterday my friend. Peace" - The Tart Toater

Now Fuck off

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did it in an scottish accent

I will play this for me to fall asleep.:) thanks. Your French is good by the way I really like hearing non native Francophones.

Tldr

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here have some lawls.

>Update
for (You)

Literally shitposting: the vocaroo.
Ça va bien, et toi? Qu'est-ce que tu fais?

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>smoking weed
>berkley
>i voted trump

one of these doesn't belong here

i invented a new accent:
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You sound like you would have an accent if you spoke normally.

Your voice is smooth, its like ASMR. You use French a lot nowadays?

What is with the "honhonhon" meme is that a sound thats only In French?

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Not at all

will you marry me?

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have some more lawls.