/Trans/ - Mouyes Special #3: LvG Out Editon

>Louis van Gaal sacked by Man Utd, with Jose Mourinho set to replace him.

>Zlatan is on a plane to an unknown location

>Arsenal have made a bid of 50m€ for Morata. Real Madrid valuing what to do

>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool

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>de gay

Theirs for me

Third for based Elliot's anniversary

Congrats on the Golden Boot last night S. Gentleman

Supreme

What you gonna do when Zlatan and Mou run wild on you?

transfers, transfers transfers, transfers transfers, rumours, rumours rumours, rumours rumours,

hahaha

Zenit goes from AVB to Lucescu

They should've binned him when he couldn't get out of a CL group with Wolfsburg, PSV and CSKA.

Good riddence to the stubborn, deluded fuck.

>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool

Audibly laughed at this

>those tats
Dare to Zlatan obviously means "go with the flow"

>Shitty losing the transfer race for some literally who ex-Yugo from a Serie A team

Even cynical britcunts have to be hyped for this

ok

No, I think it means 'take it up the ass'

>Arsenal have made a bid of 50m€ for Morata. Real Madrid valuing what to do

Then they wonder why they don't win anything.

alri

we need a welbeck replacement

>>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool

>Zlatan
>not top
baka

ahah

HOLD THE DOOR

he has girly hair and looks like a twink

surefire bottom

Not a bad idea, senpai

>Reports elsewhere in Italy suggest that Chelsea and Manchester United fans hoping to see Napoli striker Gonzalo Higuaín line up in the colours of their respective clubs next season are likely to face disappointment as the Argentinian is believed to have his sights set on a move to Paris Saint-Germain.

Because PSG wasn't winning hard enough already againt literally whos

>tfw no optimism for next season

WYLIS, COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?

Fucking hell, lad, I forgot about that

>really tired
>team playing right now
>boring but safe game
>probably getting our top scorer from last season back in the summer window

who would win in a fight between big andy carroll and ibra

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any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?

want my asshole neighbor's dog to shut up lads

Big Sam never goes down
if you lot sack him you'll be in trouble though, and the 6 points from the derby will be dearly missed

or you'll pull a Leicester

The one who isn't a fake tough guy who talks about himself in 3rd person.

Depends on wether Big Sam is involved on the sidelines

Yep, Javi fired his agent

gf to me when?

kek

As funny as that is, apparently it's really because he was pushing for a move to Dortmund. Of course it could just be that he was trying to get him to move away from Bayern in general.

Perennial rumour. I think one day it could happen, but it's a big move. A lot of it will be reliant on how the deal is actually presented, gf can be fussy and if the way the bid actually comes in is off, it could fail.

lol

media reporting a chance of getting a gf within 2 years, however high chance a better player with the name abdul will take your spot, leaving you on the bench to watch him play

...

Don't forget about a working fax machine

Kill me

Discuss

why is he so based bros?

haaaaah

>Smile for the picture Brenny, you're going to Disneyland!!!

Dad

>kebab refugee boy raised in sweden vs BIG STRONG GEORDIE LAD

only one winner

Liverpool_only_concede_one.jpg

Watch check?

so we can all agree Everton are screwed next season, right?

>all of their good players fucking off
>new manager will probably be shit
>can't sign good replacements because they've got nothing going for them
>defense still a shambles

haha lol we pretend girlfriends are transfers and make funny rumours about it haha so funny and original we never did this before xD

I bet he's absolutely smashing the gash all over the shop.

What did he mean by this?

Van Gaal sacked

Hodor dies in Game of Thrones

shit day to be fair

Giggs getting BTFO fucking when?

He's a lad

HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Ca't wait to watch Celtic knock Liverpool out of the Champions League

>that neck

unff

oh fuck off you cunt, thanks for the spoiler

2016-17

1. Manchester City
2. Manchester United
3. Liverpool
4. Arsenal
5. Tottenham
6. Leicester

Define "Giggs getting BTFO"

umm...chelsea? :/

>new manager will probably be shit
>can't sign good replacements because they've got nothing going for them

If they get Favre he could do well for them. And he'd just raid the Super League of all its best talent. Any club in the PL is a step up from the Super League.

Well maybe you are happy but i'm still talking to my agent about Gf to me situation. It bounced off again.

>Liverpool this high
Shiggy my Diggy up fami

Drop the show before it's too late

>Götze has fired his agent over suggesting a move to Liverpool
>BREAKING: Mario Götze has decided to stay at Bayern and start a new era under Carlo Ancelotti [Bild]
>mfw its real

>utd have already spent 10m pounds on paying managers, even though they don't have one yet
>5m for mou for not taking another job, 5m for lvg compensation

>new manager will probably be shit
only if he's dutch
they back to being the moys boys

not my snake tho ;)

>and these are going right up your ass

if it's not already too late, then it never will be

fucking hell forgot about them
we've got too many decent teams in this league now

>tfw two Swiss banker reply to your post

feels so good lads

Giggs: Hello Jose! welcome to Manchester Unit-
Mou: You' re fired.

You now remember COM and CFY

>sell chicharito
>get dumped at the end of the season

>louis van saack

chicharito-holding-league-cup.jpg

COM had nice legs

Will he make United great again?

Baied out on this post but posting this anyway so I don't waste the captcha

damn com's tripcode is banned

:)

top lel still after all this time

What happened?

>hurr i must stay at bauern

What a fucking idiot, Bayern is a broken club at this point

COM was a shitposting chelsea supporting tripfag

still remember the day he got banned, back when the mods actually interacted with Sup Forums

Figure Gotze will stay one more year and see if he can get Ancelotti's favor.

Any updates on the Gotze to Tottenham so he can finally lose some weight situation?

>chelsea supporting
They actually exist?

QT

The city-supporting fellow-dutchman used to support them

no it was a besiktas fan pretending

Judging from your lowly reputation in this league many suggest your scouting knowledge and potential pulling power to be limited. The consortium known as "Confidence 4 user" are rumoured to be giving a huge injection to your club which will surely being gf to the hallowed ground of "Anons Mastabatorium".

Gf is set to look forward to competing in the "Captial One Brown Wings Cup".

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