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Alri' love edition

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You are now thinking about that girl you regret not asking out

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First for Canada

Might join the RAF lads being a waste of sperm isn't making me feel good.

>tfw she even asked me out and I still said no
state of me 2bh

worried

just wiped the floor with the insects on the typing race lads

First for quebecois bf on the right. Anglos can suck it.

Why?

what the eff lad? are you doopin mental?

never been asked out by a girl

Fertile
Irish
Lasses

hi would you like to go out with me

going bed night

Been there lad. Said no 3 separate times. Autism kick in for you too?

is he ok?

If you weren't so cowardly, would you have ended your life already?

Why are there Irish people on Brit, thought they made their choice 100 years ago. You can't have the best of both worlds you shits, you stay in the country or you don't get to enjoy our company.

no

Good night
Sleep loose

it's awful, wish they ripped him a new one, they're acting exactly like SJWs too worried to hurt his feelings

>Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.

Looks like you've still never been asked out by a girl lad.

*running down the hallway because i'm late to class*
*round the corner*
*run into you*
WOAAAAAAH!!
*fall to the ground and accidentally grab your breasts*
Itai.... nani?

>the decisions of your great grandparents reflect your opinions

not sure there's logic in that

how much is dmt going for these days on the 'net?

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If you really hate retail and want to play games without being neet be a security guard, I did it for a while and it was grand.

10.75 an hour to sit in building by yourself all night, I just brought my laptop along and played games and went on Sup Forums.

Plus you're on call so if you don't want to go in one day just dont answer your phone

Fuck off Canada just because you've made the same bad decision.

going to post my gimmick on /cum/ real quick

>An Italian drops dead at the sight of this image

need a gf (male)

int is the new pol anyway

I think I can touch Cat's belly. Never tried it full-on, but only like sideways.

It's quite possibly Sirius

at the time I'd never dated before and it was like a reflex

at the time, certainly

said no 5 times haha and yeah, although I've got it under control now and have a gf.

How is that autism? My oneitis asked me I wanted to go out, I said yes it turned out it was her mates playing a joke.

How can you LITERALLY push the plate of food away from you

is "a girl asked me out and i said no" a gimmick?

>tfw 7.5/10 qt was obsessed with me in high school and literally offered to have sex with me but pussied out at the last minute because i was afraid she would think my dick was too small
>tfw 22 year old virgin

yes. i'm my own worst enemy. won't happen again though, not unless she's genuinely disgusting

I was afraid of meeting her friends.

>yes. i'm my own worst enemy

nah it happens if you're attractive and socially retarded

most attractive people are forced into normiehood but those who resist end up doing this kind of rubbish

wonder if the russian gov't promotes all these russian asmrtists
youtube.com/watch?v=zKqmNe_3eKY

wonder if i've been subliminally messaged to and that's why i support trump and don't dislike russia

fireman wanted to save me from the burning building but i said no

got 3rd degree burns on 70% of my body now haha what am i like x

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first (Y i've gotten on brit tonight, thanks

downloading some manga

why is there no 'seek for manga?

Its almost impossible to be a friendless autist and be attractive. People will want to hang out with you by virtue of being attractive, as long as your presence isn't absolutely vile.

If I was ugly I would have died a friendless virgin no doubt about it.

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Paige Turnah is fucking hideous tbf

It's incredibly easy to be an attractive social spastic. You can just avoid all social interaction, for one.

>Its almost impossible to be a friendless autist and be attractive.
Not trying to toot my own horn but....

howling. is this as funny for brits or is it because i'm american

like the way she says cock

she has a nice fanny at least

you're probably not attractive rohan

That video caused irreparable damage to the rigidity of my penis

she is mean

sounds good but I'm 5'8 and built like a smack addict

who would hire me as security

>155lbs
>okay for my height (manlet) but want to get it down to about 140
>been absolutely terrible for months
>no exercise
>junk food
>get self conscious about putting weight on
>clearly got fatter
>weigh self
>149lbs

How is this possible, I LOOK heavier, it's even been noticed by someone I know and definitely by me, but I weigh less

do you think these fake degrees are legit looking

might buy one off the deep weberz and get a job abroad

>People will want to hang out with you by virtue of being attractive
This isn't how it works mate, at least for men

I got added as a member to the hyper normie friend group in secondary because I was attractive and only helped their odds if we all went out to a party or something

If i was ugly tard they would have never adopted me

Just got hit with a sudden urge to cry but I really have no reason to do so. Am I breaking?

You don't have to be a big guy to work security, most of them are old men who were bored of retired life. It's only doormen who need to be big

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You look heavier because of your own insecurity

t. Thoughts doctor

Loss of muscle lad

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But I never had any. I've never lifted in my life and I'm a student who's never done a days labour either.

You aren't socially retarded, as evidenced by you going to parties with them. The girl that asked me out also approached me first, but when she asked to do anything outside uni, my autism kicked in and I said no. I remember having to go to her place for a project once and I spent the entire train journey vomiting at the prospect of spending some time with someone I already considered a friend spent upwards of 50 hours a week with.

>lbs

fuck OFF yank

You walk around and stuff though

>blocking gay porn
>a bad thing

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I am socially retarded la, if I wasn't drunk as a lord I was a liability to them socially. We would always predrink, when I'm drunk I can get along with anybody basically

Also that vomit anecdote just makes me feel like you're a pussy.

I've got legitimate tism in that I can't read people as easily as normies do.

have you read the guidelines? four fingers maximum in any orifice

jealous of you mates, when porn is 100% banned in your cunt you'll get all the girls.

HmMMMMmmMmmMMMMMmmmMM

me neither but i've had people ask me out on behalf of girls

always assumed it was a trap so i said no

what are you going to get a degree in?

the pieces of paper themselves seem fine but the employer might ring up the school and you'd be fucked

*logs in to the Internet of Things*
Ah yes.... ahhh ah yessss. Yes yes ahhh yes. Things

>chinkshit trying to get a fake degree
not surprised

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>I am socially retarded
>Goes on to talk about how he'd go and socialise over drinks and how he got along with everyone
>u vomit cuz ur pussy
Way to 100% confirm you're a normie cunt searching for an excuse for why he's still a virgin.

dunno

not for teaching english aborad

>that imperial logo
REEEE THAT'S MY UNI YOU RETARD

I'VE WORKED MY BALLS OFF FOR 3 YEARS FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT CERTIFICATE

internet of things just means your toaster will be hacked into mining bitcoins for some russian

What's the story behind this?

interesting

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nobody is going to lie that they were from imperial

you would be able to smell the bullshit a mile off

drank half a bottle of jack daniels today and it's only 1:27pm

You lads prepped for Thanksgiving or are you winging it?

inhibitions are non-existent on alcohol, have you ever been drunk?

And im not a virgin lmfao I have a gf, only girl i've ever had sex with though. And she asked me out, I just wasn't autistic enough to say no.

@67805846
Almost fell for the bait.

ahh yes classic dormers "not a normie i swear" starter pack

might have a yank

Mate I am British and all I've ever seen people use is stone/lbs for weight of humans/animals. Easier to write out it pure lbs. I wanna be 10stone.