today:
>relegation play-off
duisburg - würzburg (19:10 cest, first leg: 0:2)
/bundes/liga
Brody Robinson
Christopher Young
...
Thomas Jones
gooooooooooooood morning
Brody Hill
>42 Bundespolizisten saßen in dem Regionalzug, der auf der Rückfahrt von Rostock nach Berlin mutmaßlich von Fußball-Fans zerstört wurde. Keiner der 42 habe unterwegs etwas bemerkt, sagt die Polizei.
Cooper Cruz
...
Luis Bennett
He's broken inside, isn't he? ;__;
Jordan Rivera
shouldn't have left gladbach
Cameron Green
Transfer incoming
Aaron Collins
dont ever post this again
Jaxson Parker
why do bayern have so many twinks?
>lahm
>neuer
>gotze
>kimmich
>gaudino
Hunter Peterson
the bayern team is pretty much lahm's personal harem
Jeremiah Martinez
FUCK DÜHSBURG
Noah Davis
>Bundesliga players name liverpool as the best premier league team to leave the Bundesliga for
>behind only Real Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern Munich
KULT KLOPPO
Chase Hall
...
Wyatt Perry
/bundes/ Mila is dead ;_;
Christopher Bennett
England and Germany don't export many footballers, maybe Klopp can lure a few good ones.
William Morales
>tfw up for work at 5am
Good morning
Carter Sanders
Moin
I've just been hired so webm output will be erratic from June onwards.
Henry Thompson
Nice, hope your job is good
Gavin Murphy
I hope so too. I won't reveal where I am working as there are too many hackers in /bundes/
David Gray
>not being neet
Julian Young
OH MY GOD
Grayson Watson
Viktor Fischer to Middlesbrough.
Ian Nguyen
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Connor Davis
I am so bored, what should I do?
Hunter Turner
hold the door
Jeremiah Sanchez
Mass produce a well-engineered automobile.
Connor Hill
Wow!
Eli Lewis
>please respond
>none
Gavin Sullivan
Pls stop bullying
Brody Wright
I hope he does well.
Jackson Smith
OH MY GOD
Jackson Sanders
Quite a coup for Middlesbrough. Man Utd were interested him not so long ago.
Gavin Gonzalez
>not so long ago
like 7 years lmao
Jose Campbell
HOLDEDOOR
Hunter Thomas
I bet they are glad they chose Depay instead.
Christian Wood
>decide for Dortmund when they were better than Buyern and his friends play there
>win nothing and see all his friends go to Buyern
>get injured in last Test before WC and see Germany win it
i think especially the last rly hurt himas he never fully recovered to his 2013/14 form were he was the best German Player...
unlucky but i guess a few millions per anno softens the depression...
Luke Gutierrez
German titles are hardly worth a crap, I wouldn't feel bad if I was Reus. Who even knows how many titles and cups Götze won so far? He's still a fat kid with an obnoxious twitter account that failed at Bayern.
Matthew Rogers
calm down, johannes
Dylan Campbell
DELETE THIS
Lucas Walker
>it's that guy who can't recognise tripfags again
just stop m8
Connor Flores
Quiz pls
Aiden Gomez
calm down, dumbers
Caleb Gomez
Reus plays at Dortmund because he is a /lifelong/ Dortmund fan.
Ethan Jones
>Heute soll es verkündet werden | Gündogan wechselt zu Manchester City
Announcement coming in a few hours according to BILD
John Ortiz
good, now buy pjanic.
Joshua Wright
Would that be classed as a Pjanic buy?
Adrian Nelson
>Noch bis 2018 läuft der Vertrag des derzeit an Schalke 04 ausgeliehenen Pierre-Emile Höjbjerg beim deutschen Meister Bayern München. Ob der 20-Jährige jedoch in naher Zukunft nochmal für die Münchner auflaufen wird, ist mehr als zweifelhaft. Gegenüber der dänischen Zeitung „BT“ erklärte Höjbjerg nun: „Ich will weg und muss etwas finden, das zu mir passt. Es ist klar, dass das kein Top-Klub sein wird.“
>Sein Berater Sören Lerby befinde sich aktuell auf Vereinssuche in den internationalen Top-Ligen. „Ich schaue überall. Es muss einfach passen, ob das nun Spanien, Italien, England oder Deutschland ist. Mein Berater hat die Karten in der Hand und wir müssen schauen, ob er sie richtig spielt.“
Lincoln Scott
>LE HOLD LE DOOR XDDDDDDD
>>>/reddit/
Ian Flores
have sex
Luke Johnson
you are not aloud here
Jeremiah Ramirez
LAURI
A
U
R
I
Cooper Perry
Great stuff going on at the Giro
Mason Phillips
Ooh
Anthony Walker
Obama and him are probably fucking right now
Nicholas Watson
literally seething
Xavier Brown
Yes, good morning
Kayden Davis
>In a survey carried out with 235 players from the German top-flight by magazine Kicker, nearly 9.8% named the Reds as the club they would most like to play for.
>That was comfortably more than Arsenal (6%) and Manchester United (5.1%), while only Barcelona, Real Madrid and Bayern Munich scored higher than Jurgen Klopp’s side across the continent.
does anyone have a link to the original? I'm interested in the percentages for barca, halal and bayern
Hunter Green
good morning
Levi Torres
CRINGE
John Rodriguez
rip bundes
Colton Garcia
Thanks for the word.
To everyone: Please use it more often so I can remember it
Zachary Thomas
...
Robert Cook
Middlesbrough it is
Matthew Watson
kys
Matthew Perry
...
Owen Price
i don't get it
Chase Morgan
...
Ryder Anderson
that's gross :/
James White
...
Daniel Smith
>Der FC Schalke 04 hat in der Trainerfrage zwar noch nicht Vollzug melden können, aber der erklärte Wunschkandidat ist jetzt einfach mal vorgeprescht: Markus Weinzierl verkündete seinen Abschied von Bundesliga-Konkurrent FC Augsburg und sprach zugleich über die Herausforderung bei den Königsblauen.
Isaac Williams
It seems that he doesn't give a fuck about politics
Charles Gomez
see
Christopher Phillips
>Gündogan leaves
>we didn't want him anyways
typical shareholder behaviour
Michael Smith
huh
William Ward
nice
Gabriel Gray
>shareholders do something
>customers get buttmad
Der Klassiker
Michael Lewis
>YOU R LE MAD CUSTOMER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Matthew White
...
Andrew Morales
great
Logan Morris
1. Bayern München
2. Borussia Dortmund
3. FC Schalke 04
4. Bayer Leverkusen
5. Borussia Mönchengladbach
6. 1. FC Köln
7. VfL Wolfsburg
8. TSG Hoffenheim
9. RB Leipzig
10. 1. FSV Mainz 05
11. FC Ingolstadt 04
12. SC Freiburg
13. Hertha BSC
14. FC Augsburg
15. Eintracht Frankfurt
16. Werder Bremen
17. Hamburger SV
18. SV Darmstadt 98
Gavin Richardson
>17. Hamburger SV
Noah Cox
ahh fuck
i want him the bundesliga
Noah Martin
hoffenheim too high
Oliver Jackson
1. Bayern München
2. Hamburger SV
3. FC Schalke 04
4. Bayer Leverkusen
5. Borussia Mönchengladbach
6. 1. FC Köln
7. VfL Wolfsburg
8. TSG Hoffenheim
9. RB Leipzig
10. 1. FSV Mainz 05
11. FC Ingolstadt 04
12. SC Freiburg
13. Hertha BSC
14. FC Augsburg
15. Eintracht Frankfurt
16. Werder Bremen
17. Werder Bremen
18. Werder Bremen
John Sanders
Nagelsmann will outcoach everyone
Owen Edwards
i'll outcoach you if you don't pipe down
Nathan Ward
1. FSV Mainz 05 e.V.
#GoodbyeLoris! Unser Keeper wechselt in die @premierleague zum @lfc @LFC_Deutsch
Ethan Cox
1.bayern
2. dortmund
3. bayern leverkusen
4. gladbach
5. wolfsburg
6. schalke
7. hoffenheim
8. ingolstadt
9. köln
10. RB leipzig
11. hertha
12. ingolstadt
13. hsv
14. augsburg
15. sge
16. freiburg
17. darmstadt
18. werder
Luis Cruz
Even in a fantasy world HSV supporters don't dare to think about finishing above Bayern
Zachary Kelly
BASED
Looks like I finally have a team to follow in Ligue 1.
Jonathan Campbell
>nice without ben arfa and germain
have fun
Cooper Williams
Okay step aside kids and let the grown ups talk. Here is my bundes prediction in first order predicate logic:
(declare-sort Bundes)
(declare-const bayern Bundes)
(declare-const dortmund Bundes)
(declare-const leverkusen Bundes)
(declare-const gladbach Bundes)
(declare-const schalke Bundes)
(declare-const mainz Bundes)
(declare-const hertha Bundes)
(declare-const wolfsburg Bundes)
(declare-const koeln Bundes)
(declare-const hamburger Bundes)
(declare-const ingolstadt Bundes)
(declare-const augsburg Bundes)
(declare-const bremen Bundes)
(declare-const darmstadt Bundes)
(declare-const hoffenheim Bundes)
(declare-const frankfurt Bundes)
(declare-const leipzig Bundes)
(declare-const freiburg Bundes)
(assert (> bayern dortmund))
(assert (> dortmund leverkusen))
(assert (> leverkusen schalke))
(assert (> gladbach leverkusen))
(assert (> hertha mainz))
(assert (> hoffenheim leipzig))
(assert (> frankfurt ingolstadt))
(assert (> ingolstadt darmstadt))
(assert (> ingolstadt darmstadt))
(assert (> wolfsburg hertha))
(assert (> bremen ingolstadt))
(assert (> bremen koeln))
(assert (> frankfurt mainz))
(assert (distinct bayern dortmund leverkusen gladbach schalke mainz hertha wolfsburg koeln hamburger ingolstadt augsburg bremen darmstadt hoffenheim frankfurt leipzig freiburg))
(check-sat)
(get-model)
Thomas Harris
shut up, nerd
Ayden Brooks
(define-fun augsburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!16)
(define-fun leverkusen () Bundes
Bundes!val!2)
(define-fun hoffenheim () Bundes
Bundes!val!7)
(define-fun ingolstadt () Bundes
Bundes!val!10)
(define-fun schalke () Bundes
Bundes!val!3)
(define-fun gladbach () Bundes
Bundes!val!4)
(define-fun freiburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!17)
(define-fun bremen () Bundes
Bundes!val!13)
(define-fun koeln () Bundes
Bundes!val!14)
(define-fun hamburger () Bundes
Bundes!val!15)
(define-fun bayern () Bundes
Bundes!val!0)
(define-fun dortmund () Bundes
Bundes!val!1)
(define-fun mainz () Bundes
Bundes!val!6)
(define-fun hertha () Bundes
Bundes!val!5)
(define-fun leipzig () Bundes
Bundes!val!8)
(define-fun darmstadt () Bundes
Bundes!val!11)
(define-fun frankfurt () Bundes
Bundes!val!9)
(define-fun wolfsburg () Bundes
Bundes!val!12)
)
THE BUNDESLIGA TABLE 16/17 IS RIGHT HERE
Adrian Price
haha look im le programmer xD le logic ftw
are you a girl btw?
Jordan Morales
>LOOK, I'M LE GEEKY PROGRAMMER XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Jonathan Lee
pls dont hack me
Jacob Lewis
it's time for a Würzburger
omnomnom
Robert Lopez
i wonder how mignolet is feeling right now