new day, new made up bollocks edition
>Louis van Gaal knew his time as Manchester United manager was coming to an end when he was told in a phone call - from successor Jose Mourinho. (Daily Mirror)
Van Gaal, 64, has been given a £5m pay-off by the Premier League club. (The Telegraph)
>Former Chelsea manager Mourinho is targeting Blues midfielder Nemanja Matic, 27, as part of his £200m summer spree at United. (Daily Mail)
Ex-United defender Gary Neville and Brian Kidd, former assistant to Sir Alex Ferguson, could return as part of Mourinho's coaching staff. (The Sun)
>Van Gaal's assistant Ryan Giggs, who has been offered a new role by the Red Devils, is still seeking assurances over his role from Mourinho.(The Times - subscription required)
Manchester City and England keeper Joe Hart has emerged as a £40m target for Everton this summer. (The Sun)
>England manager Roy Hodgson has told Manchester United striker Marcus Rashford, 18, that he will start Friday's friendly against Australia.(The Guardian)
Everton striker Romelu Lukaku, 23, wants to return to Chelsea in a £65m deal this summer. The Belgian left the Blues in 2014 after making just one Premier League start in three years. (London Evening Standard)
>Former Toffees manager David Moyes, who has pulled out of the running to become the new Aston Villa manager, could return to Goodison Park. The Scot is on a nine-man shortlist which also includes Manuel Pellegrini and Frank de Boer.(Daily Mirror)
Leicester City would have to pay 30m euro (£23.25m) for Sporting Lisbon striker Islam Slimani, who is also attracting interest from Arsenal and Tottenham. (SIC Noticias via Leicester Mercury)
>Bournemouth are considering making a £4m move for Tottenham's 24-year-old midfielder Ryan Mason.(Daily Mirror)