/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 36
Nights since last BNM: 8

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin Announces First U.S. Show in Eight Years
-Nick Cave gets a BNT. BNM next?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, Nick Cave, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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dubs and nick gets 9.3

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

Nick Cave may dethrone Radiohead/Chance tonight, but just wait for Danny's review

I think the guy from last night may be right about Skeleton Tree becoming the new Benji, but I also don't think it'll get more than a 9.1

if dubs nick cave 8.0 no BNM

P4k is for the birds

where is cum drinker user we need him in here

Hard pan of Local Natives' Sunlit Youth incoming tonight. It'll get the meme score of 6.8

trips and new bon iver will have a higher score than their last album

How does trips confirm this? Will it be higher on the decade list with a 9.1 or lower?

I bet it'll be higher on the decade list just bc Mark Kozelek is a shitty person

Nick Cave 9.2 BNM

reminder that Danny Brown will get AOTY

>rap AOTY 3 years in a row

I preordered that shit on pink vinyl

At this point I can see them doing it.

What's everyone listening to?

pic related

So glad trips determined this for us

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I've suddenly sworn off Pitchfork and their reviews, and any claim or promise I might have said regarding any future review

Will Jenny Hval finally get BNM? They already gave her 2 BNTs from the album.

She has 7 BNTs total but no BNM. I don't think there's anyone else who has that many BNTs without a BNM?

Hval is too experimental for a BNM

Why does she insist on talking about periods and shit all the time? She also reeks of forced arty-ness, like goddamn just make something without an ounce of pretension for once

They're light on BNMs this year so she'll probably get one. An 8.3 at least.

white indie's days are numbered.

>waaah why can't she just write pop songs waaah

Female identity is the focus of her art. That in itself is not pretentious, unless you think having any sort of point is pretentious to you. Also, you seem triggered by her choice of subject. Why?

pussy magnet in the house.

Just admit you are scared of women

For those who weren't in yesterday's thread:

Trips confirms Nick Cave's Skeleton Tree score

>i defend women on the internet

9.0 BNM

9.6

9.1

8.7 by Sam Sodomsky

Stuart Berman will probably do the review, unless they have Jayson Greene do it for maximum pottery

dubs tho

8.3 no BNM

Yeah, Berman's reviewed most of them. Stephen Deusner could do it but I have my money on Berman.

kek. Push the Sky Away deserved a higher score.

8.9

9.2

>unless they have Jayson Greene do it for maximum pottery

wouldn't be surprised, and then 3/4 of the review would be about dead children rather than any music

9.3

9.1 by Stuart Berman with no mention of the death of Cave's son

nice dubs

Trust me, I have a strong feeling they will not mention it at all. Look at the recent BNT review of I Need You, which is the only song directly about and written after his son's death.

8.8

8.7-8.8 by Stuart Berman

9.5

6.8

33 “GOD”

9.4

10

what if

9.1

and there we have it folks

OHHASHAJKHSDSJ

oh fuck, trips. giving danny brown a run for aoty.

and it will be in the first spot.

Seriously, come back after the reviews are posted and the first one will have a 6.8.

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8.9 BNM Literally screenshot this

Listening to Lime Tree Arbour, what about you guys?

8.9

Danny Brown on suicide watch

dubs confirm

listening to Nonagon Infinity right now, pretty good stuff

Trips confirm Skelteon Tree 8.9 BNM

okay

sure thing, bud

9.0 BNM

pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/22336-skeleton-tree/

9.0 BTFO

gj

that's not BTFO

Chance the Rapper > Nick Cave

PANNED

>only 3rd best album of the year

Wow, what complete shit.

9.0 is the new meme score

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: WE EATING TONIGHT F A M
Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds 9.0 BNM by Stuart Berman
Manuel Göttsching 9.2 BNR by Mark Richardson
Cristian Vogel 7.4 by Philip Sherburne
El Perro Del Mar 7.1 by Benjamin Scheim

Guess I can delete Skeleton Tree now.

autists

Thanks for dem (You)s boi

No competition left.

Give congrats to Danny.

great cover art

fucking leak when

always thought warp shit leaked mad early

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its probably not even done yet, the way album releases are these days, they finish them like a week before release and then put them on physical shipments a month or two later

its out there...

>chance and radiohead are STILL the highest rated

What the fuck is their problem?
Are one of those albums ACTUALLY going to be their AOTY?

>highest rated = top albums of the year
kek, you new here?

lmao it's been done for a while, promo copies have been sent out for a couple weeks now. jason demarco's been raving about it on twitter.

There will never be a white AOTY ever again

And thank god for that, lest we end up with another fucking Vampire Weekend album as AOTY.

ok fair, but its too high profile to leak this early, itll be watermarked on promos, im gonna say itll still be the week before is the likeliest period when it could leak

new scoring system, conde nast plays it super duper safe, no more 9.5s or 9.7s again, it would lucky if we get a 9.3 ever again

aoty will be either danny or anohni

Maybe Arca? Though it's getting late in the year and there's been no Reverie announcement yet, so that may be early 2017. I do have high hopes for Danny.

They usually do, unless it's like BoC or Aphex. I remember Autechre ended up releasing both Oversteps and Exai early cuz of leaks. Flylo usually leaks early too.

it's gotta be Bowie, they gave it a 8.5 before he died, surely they would give it a ~9.5 if they had waited.

highest rated album of the year doesn't usually get AOTY at Pitchfork, for whatever reason

>Run the Jewels

no p4k aoty from the last 10 years has sold less than 500k.

i've been edging all night, m8. it was worth it,

I still don't understand how Silent Shout ended up beating Ys for 2006 AOTY

Because it's better

That was then. Things are different now.