why are there no soccer teams here?
Why are there no soccer teams here?
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Leper colony
Inbreeding.
Because there literally isn't a more irrelevant part of the entire world
It's basically the Florida of the UK, people only go there to retire and die in the sunshine
Because its the only nice place in England
>sunshine
>retiring in England
You wish it was anything like Florida. Enjoy winter half the year faggot!
Inbreeding
Plymouth?
King Arthur saved them from that degeneracy
Torquay?
Falmouth Town AFC
Truro City Football Club
Helston AFC
Mullion Football Club
Torquay fc
Who /lifelong/ turo city here ?
In Devon liddo
Truro City were making some big signings for the lower levels a few seasons back. Which level are they at now?
Shit girl
Blazing heat is only good if you're a spic.
Oh right, that's 60% of Florida innit.
Well he just asked for the red part on the map, not for the entire UK
They're right below the conference premier. I keep seeing that they're having problems with their stadium.
Rep*rted for bad taste
>get BTFO cause your country has shitty weather
>b-but only spics like nice weather
Britcucks everyone
I would rather live in Cornwall than Florida.
same, cornwall looks comfy as fuck
Not that user but cornwall sounds like a sex act.
Explain in vivid detail. Diagrams and/or step-by-step instructions would be appreciated.
>not going to Mallorca to do that
good, stay out of our island
The people are scum
>sticky muggy heat
>nice
No José
Because it's full of inbred pirates and fedora second home 'artists'.
Why are there no football clubs here?
Because there's no fucker there. It's the same in East Anglia, you have Norwich and that's it.
Place is fucking spooky. Literally full of witches and devil worshippers.
Descendants of people who wrecked ships for loot, avoid.
Cornwall is shit. It takes ages to get to as the motorway stops at Exeter, and there's fuck all there either. I've always wanted to go to the Scilly Isles though, however I image the potential to be raped by inbred mongoloids is pretty high.
don't take your girlfriend there either
went to cornwall once. couldn't understand a word any of the older locals were saying
that was a documentary
>they don't even hide it
Cornish FC
I'd support them
What part of Truro you from m8? Trelander here
Referendum when, lads?
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Weren't most pirates from Cornwall?
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When spread her eagle against a wall like you're hosing her down for a delousing, go up in her ass and make her eat the corn off your shit dick afterwards.
THAT's cornwalling
Exactly the same reason there are no sports teams in Montana or North or South Dakota or Wyoming or any of those weird backwaters.
I mean of course there are clubs in Cornwall they're just small non-league clubs
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The much weirder thing is that there's only 1 league club in Kent despite the fact that about 1.5 million people live there
Torquay is in Devon I think
>this guy
lol one county in florida is like that. the rest of it filled white retired people. I see a lot of europeans faggot
not enough fags
actually they just seem weird but can actually hold a conversation.
a lot better those larping people. not really that fedora like
>One shot at life
>you weren't born the son of a fisherman in Cornwall, supporting your local team Truro FC and growing up in one of the remaining close knit communities in britain
Why even live. Cornwall is beautiful I visit once or twice a year. I should've been born Cornish.
The South West in general had a lot of people turn to smuggling and piracy, though more so smuggling, most juries and judges wouldn't convict you for it because they all wanted the banned french wine and spanish port etc. You'd be hung pretty much without trial if you were suspected of piracy.
>Camelford F.C. is a football club based in Camelford, Cornwall, England. They play in the Premier Division of the South West Peninsula League.
>In June 2012 before the 2012–13 season, the club faced some bad news when the FA refused to allow them to enter any national FA competitions because they do not have toilet facilities in the home and away dressing room, and the referee's room.[2]
Non-League is the greatest ever thing to happen.
farage pls go
Is that the top of a guy's head or some rope?
>I should've been born Cornish.
I was. I honestly think this life has to be as close as anyone can get to being a fully-blown Hobbit. It's lucky I'm not in any way the ambitious type, I just wanna be comfy.
But those states are really big in size
Cornwall has a population density of 144 people per square kilometer
I think I've heard that it's kinda like Wales down there, in as much as Rugby is the more popular team sport?
The real question is why the fuck is Bristol so bad at football? They're a large city, and are total shit
>more popular team sport
G I G R O W I N G
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huh... so this is an actual thing?
desu hot weather is overrated and florida is a dumpster fire of a place
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>Cornwall is ranked equally with the Welsh valleys as the poorest part of the UK, and is in the top ten most deprived areas in western Europe.
Kek, that'll be why.
looks pretty cool, desu
>spanish port
Quiz time: why is Port called Port?
Because its from Porto
based
>little havana is the entire state of florida
florida is very old and very white - jeb bush is long time governor. they love big pharma and hate weed.
Historically Northern teams >>>> London
youve never been there
I thought you guys loved fucking off to Argentina when you need an escape.
Where is the team cuckford FC in UK from? I forgot.
i don't know where in the world this is but it looks like an appendix, a vestigial landmass which serves no purpose and no one knows why it exists but given enough time it will kill that to which it is attached
They have their own language
>you will never move to St Ives and sell tourists drift wood for a living
Why even live?
I prefer Sakura desu
of course there are more Muslims in cornwall
Even worse girl
Must be lonely for you
What? Cornwall is almost 100% white British.
Good geography, Australia.
why are there no soccer teams here?
>penzance fc are the magpies
missed opportunity. i would totally back the pirates
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>tfw an tenth of the Cornish population were in Twickenham for this game
>tfw I was probably conceived because of it
cool map bro
Fucking kek
t. someone who has never been to Florida
cornish cultural resistance
it should produce GOAT players like the poverty stricken hell holes of south america.
>not being a lifelong Marie Byrd FC fan
I didn't think Cornwall was full of Indians just yet.
agricultural regions are always the poorest in terms of income but the quality of life is always better than the inner cities
I don't blame them, that looks fun as fuck
Antarcticans are ruggers m8
a man's sport for a man's continent, fuccbois need not apply
Floridian here, this is true. Worst state in the country.
Why are you chatting shit mate?
What about Luviagelita?
>triggering 5 (five) Americans with this one post
top lad right here 10/10
I live in South Louisiana, humid, sticky, blazing heat sucks complete balls. I legit have no idea why people want to move south
It's a shame, because Pasties have to be the most perfect stadium food ever conceived. Legitimately GOAT.
Hot climates are shit
SHIT
Fuck that pictures accurate for the UK