how dear you (preordered edition)
/brit/
you're hired
Punished Kev
A man denied of his green card
I can't wank to erotica, most of the """writers""" completely over-do it and take me out of it
on all levels except physical, I'm a brit
*walks towards you*
poz loads
all your flaws and scars are mine
>wanking to a guy with big dick having a great time shagging some fit slag while you sit on your computer
kuck
who here likes their chicken spicy
fuck off
only freshmen eat spicy chicken
what do you eat then
reckon the colourful hat with the helicopter blades would on these gimmicks
>stay up until 5am because I can sleep in
>stupid cunt calls the house at 9am
Ah yes
Ahh yes
>reckon the colourful hat with the helicopter blades would on these gimmicks
runts like you
I eat my chicken boiled in a broth of vegetables.
>he doesn't get the spicy chicken quesadilla from taco bell
have aids
Why is manchester so unbearably shit
been gaining weight for thw past two months but got no motivation to change
harry roberts edition
reddit.com
>10433 comments
yes, good, this should occupy me
>Vintage suits that cost 5 times user's salary
>Hangs out with billionaires in elevators made of gold
>Exclusive parties where you can eat as many Ferrero Rochers as you want
>He is a man of the People
Ah yes
*occupies you*
give me the bug bby, im a poz pig for you
Told mummy and daddy that they need to get me a Audi A3 e-tron for my 21st
Hopefully they come through :-)
terrible thread
thoughts on this
fuck off yank, foy
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ah..
black friday deals, i like it
alri power of love lad
you better jump on that shit
racist
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girl I fancied in school was found dead in her flat two days ago
dunno what to think
with enough speed you can still fuck the body
SITP
I
T
P
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if you had just made a move she'd be alive right now
lads can you not
some of these are quite good desu
"In eighth grade, two girls told me they thought I was cute and that they wanted to kiss me, together. I thought it was a trick, so I hit them with a stick and ran away."
I like my coffee how I like my neighborhood. White.
Don't worry lads I'll provide the thread with pictures of beautiful Denver soon to save this shitty thread.
who's this
reverse search comes up with nothing useful
Hannah something?
often hope i see something saying my oneitis has died so i don't ever have to see her marrying another dude
why don't you just kill her then
enjoy your knock at the door nonce
g00d idea
found her anyway you plev
how do I get an empornium invite
i have MS
you could have saved her
I have MS Paint
fuck everyone in this thread
please give me a Ruth Radelet gf now
thanks in advance x
Turkey is not patrician
why do we 1st worlders poop in clean water?
alri president bartlet
leftists have gone from being anti big government, some time long ago, to being pro anything the big international corps tell them to
even something as simple as workers rights and incomes is no longer followed, mass immigration destroys both
to a leftist - they believe they are the educated epitomes of the civilized human - they are instead (((indoctrinated))) to be the epitome of a perfect slave
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having a great day. you?
shant be occupying that thread
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>>Exclusive parties where you can eat as many Ferrero Rochers as you want
I get where you are coming from but you know, poor people can afford Ferrero Rochers
not worth a good anime slut desu senpai
it's a joke you cretin
If you think that, then clearly you've never been poor
unlearning toxic masculinity lads
need that face with "quite optimistic about the future of humanity" under it for future shitposting
3pm and I'm just about feeling prepared enough to leave bed and do a shit
why is my brain such a fuck
having a cig even though I quit in january
try to dox me
youtube.com
doing a wrong trousers
do it yourself then
i don't like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay
i'm sick of this crap
it seemed to me that he was using this to illustrate the fact that farage is a tofty
i dont eat chocolate but have been poor!
I mean, they're not pricey like bollinger
redpill me on Vendredi Noir
lil boat dirt boy killa killa
you're in the united states
DOXXED
just ate 30 ferrero rochers
have done
my vein is collapsing
I'm BLUE
Da bu di da bu die
plonker I was just doing it
worth a save tbqh, cheers lad
Go on then, ask.
reckon mine's better
shan't
Midwest some where. Too bright for the West coast.
O man look how hard that was
>so what do you do in your spare time user?
>ywn have a gf who looks tip-top without make-up
>ywn have a gf
Germany must fie
fucks sake lads
>took 3 times longer than everyone else
>it's shitter than the other 2
>hasn't even noticed the other 2
utter embarrassment
yeah probably is
still keeping mine and not saving yours on principle