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how dear you (preordered edition)

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you're hired

Punished Kev
A man denied of his green card

I can't wank to erotica, most of the """writers""" completely over-do it and take me out of it

on all levels except physical, I'm a brit
*walks towards you*

poz loads

all your flaws and scars are mine

>wanking to a guy with big dick having a great time shagging some fit slag while you sit on your computer
kuck

who here likes their chicken spicy

fuck off

only freshmen eat spicy chicken

what do you eat then

reckon the colourful hat with the helicopter blades would on these gimmicks

>stay up until 5am because I can sleep in
>stupid cunt calls the house at 9am

Ah yes

Ahh yes

>reckon the colourful hat with the helicopter blades would on these gimmicks

runts like you

I eat my chicken boiled in a broth of vegetables.

>he doesn't get the spicy chicken quesadilla from taco bell

have aids

Why is manchester so unbearably shit

been gaining weight for thw past two months but got no motivation to change

harry roberts edition

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>10433 comments
yes, good, this should occupy me

>Vintage suits that cost 5 times user's salary
>Hangs out with billionaires in elevators made of gold
>Exclusive parties where you can eat as many Ferrero Rochers as you want
>He is a man of the People
Ah yes

*occupies you*

give me the bug bby, im a poz pig for you

Told mummy and daddy that they need to get me a Audi A3 e-tron for my 21st

Hopefully they come through :-)

terrible thread

thoughts on this

fuck off yank, foy

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ah..
black friday deals, i like it

alri power of love lad

you better jump on that shit

racist

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girl I fancied in school was found dead in her flat two days ago

dunno what to think

with enough speed you can still fuck the body

SITP
I
T
P

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if you had just made a move she'd be alive right now

lads can you not

some of these are quite good desu

"In eighth grade, two girls told me they thought I was cute and that they wanted to kiss me, together. I thought it was a trick, so I hit them with a stick and ran away."

I like my coffee how I like my neighborhood. White.

Don't worry lads I'll provide the thread with pictures of beautiful Denver soon to save this shitty thread.

who's this

reverse search comes up with nothing useful

Hannah something?

often hope i see something saying my oneitis has died so i don't ever have to see her marrying another dude

why don't you just kill her then

enjoy your knock at the door nonce

g00d idea

found her anyway you plev

how do I get an empornium invite

i have MS

you could have saved her

I have MS Paint

fuck everyone in this thread

please give me a Ruth Radelet gf now

thanks in advance x

Turkey is not patrician

why do we 1st worlders poop in clean water?

alri president bartlet

leftists have gone from being anti big government, some time long ago, to being pro anything the big international corps tell them to

even something as simple as workers rights and incomes is no longer followed, mass immigration destroys both

to a leftist - they believe they are the educated epitomes of the civilized human - they are instead (((indoctrinated))) to be the epitome of a perfect slave

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kek

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having a great day. you?

shant be occupying that thread

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>>Exclusive parties where you can eat as many Ferrero Rochers as you want

I get where you are coming from but you know, poor people can afford Ferrero Rochers

not worth a good anime slut desu senpai

it's a joke you cretin

If you think that, then clearly you've never been poor

unlearning toxic masculinity lads

need that face with "quite optimistic about the future of humanity" under it for future shitposting

3pm and I'm just about feeling prepared enough to leave bed and do a shit

why is my brain such a fuck

having a cig even though I quit in january

try to dox me

youtube.com/watch?v=NudAPt7Jegc

doing a wrong trousers

do it yourself then

i don't like em putting chemicals in the water that turn the frickin frogs gay

i'm sick of this crap

it seemed to me that he was using this to illustrate the fact that farage is a tofty
i dont eat chocolate but have been poor!

I mean, they're not pricey like bollinger

redpill me on Vendredi Noir

lil boat dirt boy killa killa

you're in the united states
DOXXED

just ate 30 ferrero rochers

have done

my vein is collapsing

I'm BLUE

Da bu di da bu die

plonker I was just doing it

worth a save tbqh, cheers lad

Go on then, ask.

reckon mine's better

shan't

Midwest some where. Too bright for the West coast.

O man look how hard that was

>so what do you do in your spare time user?

>ywn have a gf who looks tip-top without make-up
>ywn have a gf

Germany must fie

fucks sake lads

>took 3 times longer than everyone else
>it's shitter than the other 2
>hasn't even noticed the other 2

utter embarrassment

yeah probably is

still keeping mine and not saving yours on principle