What is it about the coasts that make such short, weak, effeminate 'men'? Will that ever change in the future or will coastal states always be small and frail?
Connor Wood
california produces the best athletes
Robert Gutierrez
>South Carolina >Not touching an ocean
>the uneducated shantytown of OP
Levi Wood
Flyovers get 3 hearty meals a deal. Coastlets drink semen.
Until coastcucks stop drinking semen they will always be manlets
Gavin Parker
Not really. And especially not per capita. 40 million people sample size I'd expect some people to go pro
Joseph Lee
>be 5'11" >go to Massachusetts for 4 days >only saw about 5 people taller than me the entire trip
Aiden Hill
>Alaska, Vermont, and North Dakota are good sports states
Funny implication OP
Austin Morales
They produce more NHL players per capita than the northeast and California.
Owen Cox
semen is a good source of protein though
Nathan Wood
>anyone besides states with a bunch of inbreds caring about hockey
seriously m8 sort yourself out
Noah Hughes
Honestly, the large populations of Mexicans and Asians on the coast. They're just not athlete material.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Middle of America are usually German or Scandinavian descent. South is niggers of course. East and west coast people are of inferior Irish and English descent.
Juan Wilson
...
Colton Smith
And other states produce more athletes of different sports. Not to mention the height difference.
I don't get how you could possibly be arguing. Coastlets are smaller and don't produce.
Aiden Johnson
And how many players is that?
Lincoln Carter
Flyover states are more likely to have scandinavians and germans, while coastal states are more likely to have blacks, south americans, and asians.
Jacob Gomez
Minnesota alone could field an entire NHL team roster
Benjamin White
>Louisiana, South Carolina, Mississippi, and Alabama
Those are just the states with the most black people and the lowest income
Alexander Carter
Ethnicity doesn't really have much of a factor on height as you'd like to believe. Take the Dutch for example, 100 years ago they were on average the shortest Europeans and now they are the tallest people in the world.
It all just does down to the kind of foods you eat and how much exercise you get, middle americans probably get 90% of their food from farms and ranches from down the road and do more robust work whereas other places have to rely on food that's had preservatives and additives etc and more likely to work in office jobs.
Wyatt Robinson
But I listed hockey as well and coastlets are nowhere to be found.
It would seem that men on the coasts are shorter weaker and less skilled than middle America
Justin Morales
K...
Where did I mention Minnesota?
Nathan Jenkins
GAS THE COASTLETS
Hudson Myers
>not touching an ocean
>1. Louisiana >2. South Carolina >3. Mississippi >4. Alabama
>1. Mississippi >2. Louisiana >3. New Hampshire
>1. Alaska
Jesus fucking Christ you are the biggest goddamned moron I've seen on Sup Forums in a long time
Adrian Clark
Why didn't you list baseball?
>inb4 boreball >inb4 not a sport
Well, you could've made a better or original bait thread, but nope
(You)
Adam Young
Middle Americans are far more likely to be obese than their coastal counterparts, though. States like Texas, Kentucky, and Michigan are the fattest in the nation, those people aren't exercising.
Hockey is less popular on the coasts, the only states where it's the #1 sport are all in the Midwest.
Robert Garcia
probably from the genes that farm boys/coal miners tended to have. Look at the first "professional" sports teams for baseball for example, they're almost all mining teams n shit that got gud. The guys that "headed out west" first weren't little bitch men, they were hard as fuck
Cooper Howard
Because they didn't mine or have farms on the coasts?
>Canadians giving lectures on American history
Jeremiah Flores
You know what was implied
Gavin Nelson
So if hockey isn't as popular on the coasts you'd assume that football or baseball is more popular. Yet those stats don't produce those players either.
Nathaniel Peterson
Tall to a coastlet is 6' Tall to a flyover is 6'4"
Ethan Flores
What makes Colorado so unamerican?
Jason Evans
No, I don't. Because 2/3 of the states named have a coastline
He disproved his own point
Hudson Jenkins
Fine, east and west coast then.
Nobody would consider Mississippi or Alaska to be a coast state.
Christian Cruz
If you're retarded
Henry Clark
No good plains for crops and animals
Zachary Peterson
Retarded is better than being a manlet
Luke Brown
Alaska is a Pacific Northwest state
Mississippi is that dirty dirty third coast muddy water
