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you lazy fucks edition

OAK:Owner: Vegas move would 'unite' Raiders fans
GB:Report: Eddie Lacy still weighs 'in the 240s'
DAL:Ronald Leary skipping OTAs, requests trade
FA:Atlanta, Miami and L.A. awarded Super Bowls
OAK:Mario Edwards (neck) participating in OTAs
CIN:Tyler Eifert 'in jeopardy' for season opener
ARZ:Larry Fitz: 'No idea' if this is final season
PIT:Le'Veon Bell says he will be 100% for camp
JAC:Ramsey out six weeks following knee surgery
FA:Redskins plan to add another running back?
NE:Dion Lewis expected to be ready for Week 1
BUF:Bills expect Watkins back for regular season

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1st for pats win da owl.

1st for Iggles making the playoffs

7th for dank memers

RIADNIGGERS STAY OUT!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>it's a Seahawks in the OP thread

wilson is one of the best Webm QBs tbqh

>Vegas move would 'unite' Raiders fans

Against Mark Davis, maybe.

I can't believe he had the audacity to say something that stupid.

>Super Bowl LV is not in Las Vegas

Dammit Goodell

RIP frog man I crei evritiem

>GB:Report: Eddie Lacy still weighs 'in the 240s'

>Hosting the Superb Owl in Atlanta

Didn't someone set us up the bomb the last time they hosted a major sporting event?

yall niggas sleeping on the cards again?

>Super Bowl XL was not extra large
I blame europe

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Palmer betrayed my trust with his duds in the playoffs

You wont be able to watch the games over the wall, Jose.

>implying the U.S. would ever take money away from bombing brown people to build a mexican border wall

You look like a Card fan. What happened to the Cards against the Panthers? Palmer threw picks right and left, PP blew his coverage on almost every single play, and you let them score 49 on you. Can you explain it better than the pundits'
>muh honey badger

>throwing 4 ints and losing an NFC CG

No heart.

Vote on this very important poll

strawpoll.me/10302788/

i fucking hate the seahawks, but have to admit wilson is fucking houdini... dunno how he does that shit

260-20=240 duh. He'll keep losing weight and then he'll be good again just watch.

nice trips
if we knew it would take away from the magic, wilson is in my top 5 favorite QBs to watch

out of curiosity, what Florida team are you closest to?

>implying he won't go on a binge again

Practice.

Bucs

A binge of victory.

wilson is basically manziel if manziel wasn't terrible

Where's the best place for NFL torrents?

It is honestly easier to explain what went right during that game. Palmer's finger was fucked, Mathieu is the heart of that entire defense, no pass rush, and Cam played extremely well. The only thing that went well for the Cards was David Johnson, hell even Fitz dropped 2 passes

Which team has the best defensive line in the league and why is it THE New York Football Giants?

wilson is college manziel except he's also a pocket passer

>all these berd haters sleeping on the cards again

Listen to me retard, and listen good. The Cowboys are winning the Superbowl this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening. The team just acquired, quite literally, the best FA DE that's hit the market since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their secondary last season with indisputably the best FS/CB in the fucking draft the past 5 years (That's Byron Jones by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching football last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of young elite studs at offensive line like Travis Frederick, Zack Martin, and Leal Collins or whatever the fuck his first name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the NFC East and the top two run defenses of the NFC (The Xeattle Xehawks and some disgraceful latinos up in Carolina).

Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking defensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about football last December.

Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard. Sean Lee is IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking WLB in the NFC, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where an interception/fumble is needed will take the league by fucking storm. McClain Thornton, Scandrick, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 25 force fumbles combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your WRs.

Post that fucking dumbshit ass post one more time you disgraceful spic, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.

I hear it's these guys

>again

Nice meme desu

>again
>but muh nerd coach with nerd glasses

dumping wilson webm????

>Adding a filter to a chart

Every time

watch one day goodell is going to have the super bowl in europe and people will be having parties in the middle of the afternoon

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Listen to me retard, and listen good. The Cardinals are winning the Superbowl this year, and you can mark my fucking words on that so make sure you're listening.

The team just acquired, quite literally, the best DE since I don't know when because I don't really give a fucking fuck. They bolstered their secondary with indisputably the best S/DB in the fucking draft of the past 5 years (That's Tyran Mathieu by the way because I know you wouldn't fucking know who he is because you just started watching football last September you dumb fucking moronic shit). Add to the fact that a corps of elite studs at offensive line like Jared Veldheer, Mike Lupati, and DJ Humpfries or whatever the fuck his last name is, are going to TEAR UP the asshole of the NFC West and the top meme quarterbacks of the NFC (The Greengay puckers and some disgraceful coons up in Carolina).

Are you fucking listening? Because I'd hope you are. Because I'd hope you are prepared to get fucking SHELLED by the myriad of fucking offensive POWER HOUSES that this fucking team has. Oh? You don't know any of them? Haha silly me, I forgot that you started learning about football last December. Let me give you the run down real quick, so fucking listen up and pay attention retard.

Larry Fitzgerald was IN-FUCKING-DISPUTABLY the best fucking receiver in the NFC, and possibly the League and his ability to absolutely anally fuck your team's shit up in the tough spots where a clutch catch is needed will take the league by fucking storm. David Johnson, John Brown, The Fucking Mayor of Ding Dong City? Roughly 25 touchdowns combined, mark it down on your scorecard. And just wait for that fucking BBC to absolutely cuck the shit out of your DB's.

Post that fucking dumbshit ass pasta one more time you conniving cowcuck, and just fucking watch what happens in the Regular season. Retard, thanks for listening.

post webms

Agree

Only the Packers, folks.

>and people will be having parties in the middle of the afternoon
that's already how it is here on the west coast though. if they moved it another 3-4 hours though we'd have to start in the morning.

hows that postseason success coming?

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come on the first game doesnt even fucking count.

also
>what would have been if he never got injured by that fucking low hit in the steelers game

LMAO

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>1. Brady
>2. Rodgers
>3. Brees
>4. Roethlisberger
>5. Newton
>6. Russell Wilson
i'd put rivers at 6 and wilson at 7 tho
ok

Wilson is better than Garrard ever was tho

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>His QB isn't already throwing INTs at OTAs

LMAO

I disagree with your positioning of Wilson:
1. Carson Palmer (will own the league next year)
2. Big Ben (fuck spelling his name)
3. Russell Wilson (squirrely little fuck)
4. Aaron Rodgers (would be better if he had better weapons)
5. Drew Brees (getting old, but still the best field marshall in the business)
6. Tom Brady (sucks dicks and takes pineapples in the ass)

the high arcing pass just reminded me of him

they both had hail maries too

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If this list is last seasons rankings then it is 100% accurate

understandable
true

Past
hightower, gronkowski, vollmer
none
14-2
12-4
youtu.be/QlGqmmcH-5Q
youtube.com/watch?v=WnvH0lG7TzY

this is cool

>Lacy in the 240's
Shit he must have packed on muscle because he is like half as big as he was last year

Stanford isn't elite. He's a megatron babby

>all these Wilson gifs
Is it too early to think they're LI winners

first for chargers and Verett being the best cover corner in 2016

never said he was

reminder if you havent switched to my superior version you should just leave

I think he thought the season was gone with Jordy and gave up.

They pretty realistically could have won the Owl though. If the defense doesn't allow the Hail Mary and Rodgers picks apart the Panthers defense, the Broncos should have been a free pass in the Owl.

It's the offseason. Now is the time to make wild predictions because no one can actually prove you wrong yet.

Yeah.

No one realizes how important Bruce Irvin was to that defense.

>purple is elite
>purple under stafford
>not calling stafford elite

are you colorblind?

That's blue senpai. Just look at Levy

>Elliott
>not already elite
baka desu senpai

Apparently... he's only marked great...which is still pushing it

cant do it famalam cant jinx him like that

I do love miami fans humor. We are really one of the most realistic fans in the nfl.

>omar kelly been so wrong someone actually made a twitter account for it
twitter.com/OmarsMistakes

twitter.com/OldTakesExposed/status/715375291531599872

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>Romo
>Elite
This meme needs to stop. He's great, not elite. Also, anyone have the template for this for when I'm off work and can autism 8 hours into making one of these?

hey a stafford finally got a ring

>Romo
>Elite

His girlfriend/wife is better looking than Stafford plays

>We are really one of the most realistic fans in the nfl.

Yeah um hi.

> Astros

Makes perfect sense.

stats since 2007, often considered the start of our current passing era

Brady
Touchdown Percentage-5.94%
Interception Percentage-1.52%
Completion Percentage-64.6%
Yards Per Attempt-7.7
Passer Rating-101.5

Rodgers
Touchdown Percentage-6.4%
Interception Percentage-1.59%
Completion Percentage-65.2%
Yards Per Attempt-8
Passer Rating-104.3

Romo
Touchdown Percentage-5.7%
Interception Percentage-2.6%
Completion Percentage-65.2%
Yards Per Attempt-7.8
Passer Rating-97.2

Brees
Touchdown Percentage-5.6%
Interception Percentage-2.46%
Completion Percentage-67.89%
Yards Per Attempt-7.7
Passer Rating-99.3

Ben
Touchdown Percentage-5%
Interception Percentage-2.36%
Completion Percentage-64.4%
Yards Per Attempt-7.85
Passer Rating-95.3

Rivers
Touchdown Percentage-5.32%
Interception Percentage-2.57%
Completion Percentage-65.1%
Yards Per Attempt-7.81
Passer Rating-96

Peyton
Touchdown Percentage-5.88%
Interception Percentage-2.47%
Completion Percentage-66.7%
Yards Per Attempt-7.72
Passer Rating-99

Flacco
Touchdown Percentage-3.98%
Interception Percentage-2.5%
Completion Percentage-60.9%
Yards Per Attempt-6.96
Passer Rating-84.6

Palmer
Touchdown Percentage-4.5%
Interception Percentage-3.1%
Completion Percentage-62.3%
Yards Per Attempt-7.35
Passer Rating-86.9

Eli
Touchdown Percentage-4.85%
Interception Percentage-3.15%
Completion Percentage-60.7%
Yards Per Attempt-7.3
Passer Rating-86.5

Stafford
Touchdown Percentage-4.41%
Interception Percentage-2.65%
Completion Percentage-60.8%
Yards Per Attempt-7
Passer Rating-85.8


as you can see now that Peyton Manning is retired Romo is now among the elite 4 and above Rivers and Ben and far above Eli, Palmer and others """people""" call rivals to Romo


Elites in no specific order
Rodgers
Brees
Brady
Romo

kinda elite
5. Rivers
6. Roethlisberger
small gap
7. Wilson

yeah bitching about teams that are good and say how much they suck.

>2 super bowls over the last 20 years
bitch about them sucking.

do you really want to have this conversation why you are a pessimist and not realistic for nth time

that's the barfs tho

Braves

255 Days Until The Seahawks Win Super Bowl LI.

>yfw Von Miller tears his acl and mcl while on dancing with the stars tonight

are you fucking retarded? thats the braves

Thats even worse.

Lacy's in shape
Watch the fuck out /nfl/