>Be german
>Be called Otto
Literally a fucking number
Be german
Logan Allen
Daniel Hughes
Eightman empire ?
Gabriel Gray
Eight hand*
Colton Miller
>Be ottoman
>Be an eightman
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP
Jonathan Garcia
It's short for ottoman
Christian Robinson
>this is what your typical German looks like
Aiden Peterson
> be shitalian
> be named after a text format style
CANT COOK THIS OUP
Isaac Baker
Is it time?
Asher Price
>be panamanian
>BE PANAMANIAN
YOU SIMPLY CANNOT FORMULATE THESE CLAIMS
Dylan Cruz
>Be Panama
>Be named after a canal(full of shit probably)
Michael Watson
>be panaman
>be named after some financial scandal
Nicholas Bailey
BRZEWSZCZASLWCZAWBZ KURWA!
Brayden Ward
t. Otto Johnson
Andrew Diaz
>be chile
>named after hot pepper
Ayden Green
>Otto
>8
>88
Germans confirmed nazi.
Angel Lee
how is it even legal for a language to have so many diacritics?
Jayden Sullivan
All words are one syllable, so it's necessary.
Justin James
> be albanian
> be named after slave labor
LOL
Eli Reed
>A
>FUCKING
>Ý
Christian Hill
fun thread, haha
Wyatt Butler
Is it you delet this penguin italian?
Elijah Long
Haha, bet you guys cannot make fun about my country
Carter Mitchell
>be Indon
>claim all his
Isaac Rogers
>be Indonesia
>be upside-down Poland
Joseph Price
>Be American
>named after a guy who's last name is vespucci
Carson Carter
underrated
Carter Taylor
cracks me up every time
Jayden Lopez
>be italian
>can't pronounce "kt"
Chase Stewart
SEVERELY underrated
Joseph Thompson
>unironically being greek
Ian Rivera
asSpain, amirite fellas haha
Marchado ó carallo
Joseph Phillips
People still remember my threads about Ý?
Tyler Cook
everytime
Connor Sullivan
>be anglo
>can't pronounce "gn" softly like a normal human beign, have to resort to hard sounding "G-N"
Autistic as fuck if you as me famiglia
Brayden Bell
>Be Norwegian
>Name is [Odd]
I don't mind
Charles Rodriguez
>be called Zhang guo
>Everyone calls you CHYNUH
Owen Wood
And Settimio is not a name? Your mind has been poisoned by too much macaroni.