/mlb/: God-King O'Leary Edition

Mold bread O'Leary was right AGAIN sub-edition
O'Leary tipped Carson Smith's Tommy John Surgery last year sub-sub-edition
Proof: twitter.com/search?q=carson smith from:thepainguy&src=typd&lang=en

LAA:Simmons (thumb) clear for baseball activities
SF:Pence (hamstring) out again Tuesday vs. SD
TEX:Chirinos (forearm) could be ready on June 9?
CIN:Reds call up Daniel Wright for debut vs. LAD
CLE:Jason Kipnis gets the night off against Sale
DET:Kinsler scratched Tuesday with flu symptoms
SD:Padres activate Cashner for Tuesday return
TOR:Jose Bautista's appeal hearing set for Thurs.
SF:Giants put Pagan (hamstring) on 15-day DL
KC:Moustakas (knee) out again Tuesday vs. MIN
MIN:Dozier on the bench again Tuesday for Twins
DET:Zimmermann (groin) to throw long-toss Friday

Apologize.

1st for brendan schaub

Matt Harvey's career dies today

Why are there 9 innings if most pitchers only do around 7 innings before being taken out?

Royals

Come up with an argument AGAINST Clayton Kershaw for 2016 NL MVP.

(you can't)

tribe

because pitchers actually used to go 9 innings but then they started throwing harder and with shittier mechanics and managers started believing in meme pitch counts

>his team doesn't have the best young pitcher in the MLB

TOMMY

JOHN

SURGERY

Because that's just how it is. Bullpen and starter management is all part of the game

you did it, all by yourself!

Put. Your. Trip. Back. On. You. Faggot.

You are so mad right now

Just don't even respond

sorry ミスタメット, I meant to say that to

>Getting swept by the jints again

Being a Dads fan is suffering

Nah nobody here likes you

yeah i understood, dw
excited for harvey tonight? (kill me)
(You)

A normal team would've won at least 2 world series's by now with a pitching staff like the Mets's with DeGrom, Harvey, Syndergaard and Matz. But they're the Mets, so they probably will never win anything and they will all sign contracts with other teams and grow old ringless

Ayyyy where was the weabo virgin mest trip when harshit got his shit pushed in for 10 runs in 3 innings last week?

harvey will strike out approximately 8 walgreens employees, include royce twice
cap this

Why would I be mad?

Noah Syndergaard will blow out his elbow. That's a terrible thing, because he has such tremendous talent but his memechanics ruin it for him.

And you smug k**** are completely oblivious or proud of it. You don't care.

Harvey, Matz, and deGrom will get hurt again and you'll just be sitting there wondering "Why?" when the issue is right in front of you

harvey will allow approximately 8ER from walgreens employees, include two 460ft bombs from royce
>cap this

FTFY

Why do Mets fans post on Sup Forums if they know they'll get roasted to death?

Is the humiliation-fetish meme real?

how would the mets have won 2 world series already with a rotation that is 2/5 players who made their debut in 2015?
i admire your optimism, but he's really looked awful lately
this game is pretty huge for him, if he fucks it up i'm not sure he can pull himself back together

do mets fans feel bad about booing harvey after he went over his doctor prescribed innings limit to help them make the playoffs and take them to the world series last season and is now suffering from fatigue?

seems kind of rude to be perfectly honest

>booing your star player
absolutely disgusting

>suffering from fatigue

From a hurting, failing arm

We need to stop focusing on innings anyway. There has to be some autist sports bureau out there that has the average amount of pitches per pitcher in the MLB and from there you can prescribe pitches per game and year

>"I'm glad the mets lost 2bh.... "

at least we care
also harvey is an inevitable bankee, even our pleb-tier fans know this

idiot

mest fans are fucking IRL cucks lmao why would u even show your face?

Autist

cusb tardinals

there is so much anger in this thread
so many tears
I love it

HEY

FUCK

YOU

EVEN YEAR
he does not have a single no hitter let alone 2 this year

mets-nats

>Kershaw has 95K and 5BB with a WHIP of 0.65
what the actual fuck how do you even manage that in only 80 innings

Kershaw going to the Yankees is the best move he could ever make
>Be the catalyst for the Pitching Rotation of the most famous sports franchise in the country
>Loved by Yankee fans forever for turning the team's season around
>Doesn't have to worry about his imminent postseason spaghetti drop in the 7th inning because Dellin Betances will be in by then

Too bad this'll never happen.

Mad about what? My team's entire future isn't banking on 4 pitchers whose arms are becoming noodles

does harper have a qt breeding wench wife yet? I thought moromons married young

what kind of fans are the one who keep talking about met pitcher arm injuries
>walgreens fans literally don't exist so it can't be them
>barve fans don't exist this year (they exist but they have fled) because their team is so bad
>bankee fans generally don't care about us

I wonder what butthurt group of fans it is

>implying the nations capitol does not have fans

you'd want to go to the Bronx too if you got booed by "loyal" mest fans

by being GOAT

Too bad that will nev-... Oh it looks like you had your reality check without help

>tfw a prospect 3 years younger than you just got promoted to AA
hope he takes his 1.7 ERA and makes it to the bigs

>stop showing me reality!!!!

We're trying to help.

Harvey, Noah, Jacob, and Matz are all at risk for arm injuries because of their shitty memechanics

...

It COULDN'T POSSIBLY be the team 2 hours to our south
I mean, what are the odds

Also bartolo is at risk because he is a senior citizen

How do they get humiliated?

Why should they give a shit what people on an anonymous image board say anyways even if they did get "humiliated"?

Don't respond

everyone should remember to wish bartolo a happy birthday today

>she will never do more hijab videos
JUST

Those Diamondback uniforms are ugly as fuck.

...

Haha i just did

None that we know of, but he might be like Warren Jeffs, or whatever that fags' name was.

Iktfb.

desu I post as a dodgers fan because even if I am a fan of a shit meme team I would be an even bigger faggot if I bandwaggoned the cards or giants

absolute madman

I have no idea what you're even saying

Are you a Dodgers fan? Do you not for a team just because they're successful? What are you talking about and what does it have to do with my post?

Do you like being a fan of the same team DG represents?

DG was delusional as fuck the dodgers have sucked ass for 30 years and will probably suck ass for another 30 with out kike FO

>too late to do facial abuse scene

when will sweet deaths embrace take me

there were almost 0 main stream pornstars who did FA stuff. It was always fatties and uglies would could not cut it with normalfag stuff

Serious question, why don't whos fans just root for the Cubs? It's not bandwagoning because they're still in the same city. Right?

I mean think about it this way. Say another team from out of town came in, you'd hear people saying FUCK NEW YORK. But if the Cubs played, do the chicagopeoples say FUCK CHICAGO? Makes no sense.

Look at the Bay Area for Giants/Athletics for example.

>implying

>its a dickey implodes without even giving us 2 full innings episode

should have known better, gg yankees, cya tomorrow

People who actually care about baseball have very strong opinions on the DH. When I see fags with dodgers and angels gear on their car I want to puke

great trade you guys made

the memes must flow

MIGUEL CABRERA IS ON FUCKING FIRE

Assuming this isn't bait, the reason the giants/As fans are different is because the bay area is homosexual.
Does that answer your question?

;)

If you grow up near Chicago, you grow up in an environment where fans of each team are pitted against each other. Just "switching" to the other side is pretty gross. I don't dislike the Cubs, but I would never root for them over the Sox, even if the Cubs were 162-0 and the Sox were 0-162

>34 swings without a miss for Miguel Cabrera

jesus christ

people who actually care about baseball in oakland still hate the gnats.

Only cucks would bandwagon their closest rival just because they memed their way into a few rings

>Phillies losing
>Pittsburgh winning

>friendly reminder that the cubs were a 100 win team last season :^)

But isn't the Bay Area full of cucks?

I'm really tempted to ditch the dbacks, they trade away all our prospects for Shelby miller who has shit the bed in every start. They are so fucking incompetent at the front office

Nah, I think it's because the east coast is use to hating everyone and everything including the giant shit filled city that's 10 miles away. There is rivalry between California teams but if the team is out of your league there's nothing wrong with enjoying seeing them do well too and then stomping them if you meet them in the World Series

Nobody in California has "two teams" though. We just don't actively hate things that don't effect us like edgy east coasters

>Ryan Howard just got a base hit

RYAN HOWARD HIT ALERT

>Angelito to the DL

>jimmy paredes has better plate discipline than half the blue jays starting lineup

JUST

>Ryan Howard is still playing

Only a KEKLORD would root for the rival team in the same city. I don't expect them to have the same autistic hatred as I have for the cusb, but it's just pathetic to want to see your rival succeed.

>26 million dollars
>-1 WAR already
>Philthadelphia is actually paying a guy 26 million for negative wins
>At this rate, he'll end up a -4 WAR player

>it's just pathetic to want to see your rival succeed.
almost as pathetic as enjoying seeing your favorite player being punched in the face

>Ruin Tomorrow Jr. is a first base coach

...

Explain to me how teams playing in two different leagues are rivals and hardly ever play each other are rivals

Especially when the last time they actually did meet in the world series where a rivalry would be worthy was over 100+ years ago?