Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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first for persons of color aka pieces of crap
youtube.com/watch?v=0yJn-5hpU94

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おつ

>persons of color aka pieces of crap
Wow, this is kinda racist, no?

暖かい部屋着が欲しい………おすすめある?

Is Thailand user actually from Thailand, or does he just live there to bang cheap shemale whores?

あるよ

>DJT finally ousted from Sup Forums
運営=神々


肌寒いな

edition.cnn.com/2016/11/24/world/tokyo-snow-japan-november-early/

Nice.

I hope you get a nice and snowy Christmas.

お作れさま

I was having a cigarette at my dormitory entrance today with 4 girls, and a cat exactly like that one came and said hello.

Within a minute it had 4 girls petting it. It knew exactly what it was doing.

かおにいっぱいうんちをしてほしい

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ぼ、僕のおすすめ品です。

I miss summer so much.

ねえ、温まろうよ

ん、これな。
まず塩と臼の話に関連してる物は一番下の魔法の臼の話だけだな。
この話は北欧の昔話が元ネタだね、日本の塩の臼の話と関連があるよ。
北欧の話でも船が沈没するからな。後金持ちって言うのは意味があって
北欧では塩は貴重品だ、だから塩は金になるから魔法の臼から出してたんだな。んで
臼は小麦を粉にする道具だから食の元となる道具だから、臼からみんな金持ちになったりする。
それが話の原点だ。だからもしかするとギリシャの話の方が古いかもな。
ギリシャ→北欧→日本かも知れん。日本→北欧はあり得ない。日本の話は何故臼から塩が出るかの上手い説明が無いからな。

あと、石の椀の話は海彦の話との類似点が見える。これは大切なのは海から関係する物が何らかの富を生み出すって話が原点だからだ。
コレは多分海という物が富(食べ物など)を生み出すという考えから来てると思う。
だから次の畑から出てきた瓶の話は方向が違う。時代的に石の椀の後の時代に創作された物だと思う。
関連性は低いかな。
石の椀は関連性があるかも知れんが瓶は日本の海彦の話には繋がらないと思う。ただ同じ時代にできた物かも知れない。

んでこの海彦の話はポリネシア系の海から富を得る話で北欧から来た塩を吐き出す臼の話とは全く別物だな。

昔話で重要なのはモチーフがどの意味で使われているかで、どのモチーフが何を意味、象徴してるかを理解しないと似たような話が多くて
訳わかんなくなるよ。

ところで霧はどこかな

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nah it's not racist don't worry about it

前スレに貼るべきだったかな・・・・
まあ結論から言うと塩の臼の話はポリネシア系では無いって事みたいね。
反対に海彦の話はほぼポリネシア系の話でしょうね。

まあ、寝るよ。おやすみなさい。

追記: パジャマパンツ1枚
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おやすみなさい

ォ㌔

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>entire system breaks down right when half of today's arrivals show up at the hotel

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>/djt/ is still on Sup Forums

Did you do it with your machete?

>autists arguing about their autistic generels

本当かい

くそバレタか

No, it's the fuckers at the remote server facility. They must've spilled coffee in the servers or something.

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これからの標準

It's ryan boundless

He says he's British, but he uses American English and spelling, so it makes me wonder if he might be telling us lies.

funny japanese news

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3966820/Woman-s-bizarre-behaviour-train-Japan-leaves-commuters-scratching-heads.html

Thanksgiving?

over rated

I saw her before. She is autism, not meme.

shouldnt that be mardi gras?

Poor girl. She's probably very lonely.

Is this really newsworthy?

I've a weird boner

僕は無害で可愛いクマです〜
おいでおいで

>girl
Her moaning sounds like a 40 year old BBA's

>doesn't celebrate it
>overrated

It's my go to toad for festive celebration hmmm

That's when its gud

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In real life? On a train?

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やったー!

Good morning, pedo-bears.

Ohayo gozaimasu, nihonjin.

We're glad to have you here, but I think you got up too early this morning.

A simple yes or no would do

>morning
God, I wish it was.

Only 9PM here.

It is because I fell asleep too early last night.

キンタマみてえな口しやがって

I hope it snows when I come to Japan. I bet it's top comfy.

ahhh sat in a nice open air onsen surrounded by snow and several naked women

How long did it take you to learn Japanese?

>ahhh sat in a nice open air onsen
I love that, been to one in Sweden.
>surrounded by snow
Yet to try that, sounds lovely.
>and several naked women
Sugoi monogatari, aniki.

South part of Japan can't deal with snow well.
For example, public transportation are delay and stop. It's not good for travel.

about10min
youtube.com/watch?v=3O13UvjmTFM

I know you guys put a lot of honor in your public transport systems being on time, but the rest of the world is actually used to delays whenever snow happens...

hikakin sama ga daisuki desu ka? x'D

>refugee war breaks out in Europe after I leave
I get to stay away from the fight and probably survive
>refugee war breaks out in Europe before I leave
I get to kill rapefugees with a machete.

I don't know what I want the most.

蜚蠊

how come you fucking retards are so smart and yet use chopsticks to eat rice? it doesn't make sense, are you fucking with us?

They have this thing called a "spoon".

When that was delayed, trains are like the hell because of congestion and humidity. It's not comfy at all.
And many cars crush because they don't have tires for snow.

im not saying this happened, im saying thats my idea of being comfy in japan

Well, I'm used to weather like this. So to me, it's not really a problem.

The way you presented it made it sound like you'd done it.

What city it was?

yesterday i had a makeshift thanksgiving dinner with 2 japanese exchange students. since i lived in a house, i cooked them some fresh food, which i thought was complete shit. but they have to eat cafeteria food, and at least my food isn't month-old frozen vegetables and meat.

we talked about a lot of things, and one thing that i keep thinking about is when one of them sneezed and i said bless you (i was raised catholic, so it's an automatic response).

we got into a discussion about that and christian religion, and the girls said that saying "bless you" and other christian stuff is "cool." and they said that in japan no one says anything when you sneeze, but here in the west people say something and they like it because it feels like people care about them, e.g. more compassionate.

of course i didn't tell them that stuff like that is drilled into us catholics as a children, usually with slaps on the hand.

/blog post

Copenhagen. But this happens to the entirety Denmark pretty much every year.

National Geographic reports that during the plague of AD 590, "Pope Gregory I ordered unceasing prayer for divine intercession. Part of his command was that anyone sneezing be blessed immediately ("God bless you"), since sneezing was often the first sign that someone was falling ill with the plague."[7] By AD 750, it became customary to say "God bless you" as a response to one sneezing

my family was catholic not protestant.

fuck off with that history shit.

nice historical knowledge there considering protestantism didnt exist until the 1500s

>look at me I'm a special religious snowflake

do you have that joke about
>catholics wrote the bible
>but protestants actually read it

whatever the joke is wasted on your autism.

well see that's the thing, i'm not religious now, but i have a religious upbringing and habits.

usually i keep this stuff low-key, because at best it's of no interest to anyone in the US and at worst people will find a reason to make fun of it.

but japanese find that kind of thing fascinating. like, beyond the western weddings in christian churches. they asked me about sunday school, like what i was taught. they thought it was supplemental school for math/science/reading. and the idea of going to mass every sunday too. they asked stuff like "EVERY sunday? forever?" and how long i spent in church. they didn't like the idea of waking up early every weekend.

just ordinary shit like that is extraordinary to them. it's a good thing they were fluent in english, i don't think i could explain it to them with my current level of japanese.

イタリア語では「健康」で答える事。

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3966820/Woman-s-bizarre-behaviour-train-Japan-leaves-commuters-scratching-heads.html
Touretteではないか

oh i see, some people thought she was having an orgasm because the vibrations from the train can cause some women to orgasm just like sitting on a washing machine or tumble dryer

>イタリア語では「健康」で答える事。

分かりません、この文法まだ勉強しませんでした。 英語で話せるか?

Healthという意味だ
明日にも出会えたら、宗教は話したいんだ。
どうだ、賛成かい

It is natural.
Nobody want to sleep with a woman like that.

その二人日本人学生はもうこれを分かりました。
でも、この西部の習慣に感動しました。

症状がひどい場合には『お大事に』と言われることはあるかもしれないが、日本ではくしゃみをしても基本的に何も言われない。

In general, You are said nothing after you sneeze in Japan, You might be said "take care of yourself" if the symptoms are hard though.

That's only catholics though so it's good you didn't mislead them by generalizing it based off your experience. I say bless you and no one reamed it into me. I just naturally noticed social conventions.

>That's only catholics though

yeah, and not all catholics really. my family is hardcore catholic though.

every church we pass (except for this one presbyterian church near my high school), my mother closes her eyes and does the sign of the cross. even while driving.

that shit will never not make have a heart attack. i usually sit in the back because of this.

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おはようお前ら

goddav

How would you literally translate sumimasen?

Depends on the situation. Could be "sorry", "excuse me, "pardon me", etc.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3969416/Room-one-Polite-Japanese-commuters-smile-people-cram-packed-Tokyo-train.html

Hello. This pepe is my oc. It is a pepe in brazilian carnaval.
t. meme creator

they're really good at everything