Eternal Arsenal Thread

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Wanyama > Xhaka

They're both black I can't tell them apart

WENGER OUT

>Wanyama
>black
Wew

Leah edition
Why is she so perfect?

Do you think she ever cuddles with Calum?

Coq for captain. Coq-Xhaka CM partnership.

Idk Calum seems like he's gay desu same with Ox.

literally been team coq since youth fa cup years ago.

who /jeorgebird/ here

So, is Alexis leaving?

Just got the number 7, I can see him leaving next summer unless the league is won.

Don't call my Arsefu gay please

Fuck off faggot, honestly.

No need to be rude, friend

We're all Arsenal fans

there is literally nothing wrong with Arsene Wenger. Only he can finish the work in progress that is Arsenal FC

Stop

I prefer Carla but she's lovely too.

kek

>there is literally nothing wrong with Arsene Wenger.
true that he brought stability to this club, both financially and on the pitch
We owe to him a lot

>Only he can finish the work in progress that is Arsenal FC
With the potential he has built up, he could have done better, especially this season.

Is she a dock worker?

>unless the league is won
The city of Pep.
Manchester Mounited.
Conte at Chelsea.
Kloppopool.
Totnam going up.
West Ham and Soton on the rise.
Memester.
Stoke and West Brome.
Wenger and his ""medical staff"".
>the league
>is won

>Kloppopool.
>Totnam going up.

goal.com/en/news/1862/premier-league/2016/05/25/23902102/ozil-likes-instagram-post-criticising-giroud-over-premier-league-?

> Arsenal have bid €60m (£45.8m) for Morata according to @Gazzetta_it. #afc

No

Reminds me of Jeanette Ottesen

don't believe it for a second
but if we did holy shit that would be fucking retarded

>Xhaka
>Benatia
>Higuain
>Mahrez

Make it happen Wonga

A German giving a Frenchie shit, when has that happened before?

>Morata
>le 8 goals a season man

Why is he supposedly worth 50m?

although morata's stats don't look that bad when you factor in how many of his appearances are subs
12 goals + 12 assists in 47 appearances doesn't look great but that's actually just under 100 mins per goal/assist (cumulatively) in all competitions which is not too bad
that's actually better than aguero (104 min per goal/assist). of course aguero got a lot more goals than assists which is more valuable and i still wouldn't spend that money on morata but his stats aren't really that bad

I'd much rather Higuain or even Lukaku to Morata

Arsenal are fucking gay
So are you

To be honest, I don't quite understand, I hope to god this is just smokescreen made by his agent to get a pay-rise, and this is probably the case, but if it's not, I really don't know what's going on in Wenger's head. Is he throwing all the chips in for next season ? Because paying 65 milion euros for an avarage player is crazy, and it's totally not him, this deal doesn't make sense.

stop

Any updates on the Javi Martinez to Arsenal situation.

do you know what "cumulatively" means?

this

haha what kind of dress is that?

I don't give a shit about cumulatively. I don't want a striker who scores less often as Giroud, especially for 60m+

Damn Giroud is steadily declining

is this from te future when giroud is sold to juve?

and playing more kek

Didn't he have like 26 starts this season and still only get 8 goals? He's not good enough mate

@SkySportsNewsHQ
BREAKING: Our sources understand that @Arsenal talks with Granit Xhaka have broken down over a wage dispute. #SSNHQ
25/05/16 09:17

fake and gay

don't know how many starts but he played 1456 minutes in the league, or ~16*90

Fuck you, made me check

m8 even if it was real Sky are very meh-tier these days

fuck it isnt true

we are actually doomed to sign this guy

Pablo @AFCAMDEN 16m16 minutes ago
No bid for Morata, but we are actively in talks with another player. #striker #afc

gonna kill myself if they're not as cute as morata tbqh

THANK FUCKING GOD

pls be Milik

>eredivisie strikers

it's zaza

>who is Suarez

Who's the current meme Eredivisie striker that has the most potential to turn out good?

>Milik
>Janssen
>Haller

Suarez was something special, no one scored more Eredivisie goals in a season than him since van Basten in the mid 80s and he was embarrassing Real and AC Milan defenders in the CL.

Milik is just another striker, his record isn't even impressive. He scored fewer goals than Luuk fucking de Jong and just 2 more than a 35 year old Dirk Kuyt. He'd literally be a downgrade from Welbeck

>mfw in my FM save, 2018 and Arsenal have Higuain and Everton have Milik.

Who /Icardi/ here lads? Statistically has the best conversion rate in Europe this season.

16 goals on 26 shots on target this season in the league for an incredibly uncreative Inter side. He literally finished the season scoring 7 goals on his last 9 shots.

Last season finished as the top scorer in Serie A at age 21/22.

> 2014/15 Serie A: 33 games/22 goals
> 2015/16 Serie A: 29 games/16 goals

He's a mediocre footballer but a great scorer. Pretty much the opposite of Morata really.

too sensible, get that shit out of here

>calculating conversion rate from shots on target instead of total shots
why?

It'd still like to see him here

my bad, here:

mobile.twitter.com/VVGenechten/status/721818399953809408

>He's a mediocre footballer but a great scorer.
Wenger won't sign someone like that so why bother

Why doesn't Wenger go for Ibra? He won't want to join United at 34 as they're not in CL.

Arsenal could use him like a better finishing Giroud.

>wanting a new striker
We have Akpom lads

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How many goals did he score for Hull ? like 10 ?

Zlatan is incompatible with the squad. He would bully all their frail little egos.

3 in the league

7 including cups

Good question. Ibra would be great.

More like 3 in 35 games

Welbeck will be nice and fresh by the start of the season m8.

:^)

FINALLY

XHAKA OFFICIAL

About time.

hnng

Fake. Wenger doesn't sign players. /Arse/ has told me this so many times.

WENGER OUT.

>@Arsenal OK, let’s announce Xhaka…

Obviously fed up with reading the constant 'announce Xhaka' posts.

Looks like he's dribbled cum all down the front of his shirt.

that vertical line in the kit looks horrible

>Here’s your second look at our first summer signing - he looks better in high-res

Lads, why is the new kit such a fucking abomination?

CONFIRMED

I've seen worse, this one isn't overly bad. You're not going to please everyone when they release a new kit.

I like it - the red stripe gives you that Crusader type look.

I have this season's away shirt and I remember when it first was used in the preseason games the players sweated like crazy in Asia and the sweat stains were prominent.

/arse/ moaned about that and soon accepted it - this will probably happen with this kit as well.

>that jaw line

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Friendly reminder that you paid fucking 45m for Xhaka

L
O
L

He's 23. The price reflects that.

Why would you want a cheater on this team? Icardi is a scum and deserves a career ending injury

hes shit. The price doesnt reflect that

can you handle the growing kebab influence?

We'll survive.

Ozil interview
getfootballnewsfrance.com/2016/mesut-ozil-i-understood-that-talent-alone-was-not-sufficient/

is that his chick?

he's fucking shit

yeah she was the one who leaked the photos

are those his parents? How did he end up so much taller than his dad? Mailman?

Literally Arsenal's Man of Steel