here's a few facts about the gentleman's game >cricket is objectively the most intellectually demanding sport in the world >tests the physical stamina of players in gruelling conditions over a five day period >free from the corrupting influence of America >played by every single anglosaxon nation (the superior racial group) excluding said toxic American/Canadian influence >a handsome, intelligent and much loved dedicated cricket community present RIGHT HERE on Sup Forums >cricket is one of the most popular sports in over 41 countries across the entire globe spread across Africa, Asia, Oceania and the Caribbean >cricket is the second most watched sport on the planet >almost 1 billion people were reported to watch a single world cup semi-final game >incredible diversity in skills associated with the game >regular international fixtures on a year long basis
Surely you can see that cricket is the greatest sport on earth?
>cricket is objectively the most intellectually demanding sport in the world
not saying you're wrong im just curious in what ways?
Hunter James
Hello Mr Brian Wilson. Like your masterpiece "Smile", a cricket game will take an extended period of time to complete. This means that the game is subject to variables that don't come into effect in any other sport in the world, including but not limited to: >player stamina >ball condition >pitch condition >changing weather and atmospheric conditions
In addition, cricket has significant complexity involved in the mechanics of the game. There are multiple different types of bowlers, each of which has dozens of variations that are used to trick a batsman into making a mistake. This coupled with the extended playing times makes cricket as much of a mental competition as it is a physical one.
Of course I've only scratched the surface of the depth of the game as I only have limited time, but I will be more than happy to answer any of your questions!
:)
Zachary Nelson
Katie-chan is somewhat attractive.
John Bailey
Thanks for the info breh lol
Luis Clark
>dem legs >dat smile how did GB produce such a good looking woman?
Hunter Mitchell
india is #1 country
Jaxson Stewart
Do you have to be so reddity about it? I hope this is a ruse to keep cricket away from ameeicans because you're doing a good job of making it seem like a sport for faggots
Elijah Taylor
india is superpower
Bentley Williams
Because fuck the Queen.
William Gray
This. Can't even be considered a sport desu fampai.
Thomas Perry
>he fell for the meme
Brit freshcunts I swear
Aaron Hill
Hello friend!
Not only will you find that this statement is wrong, but it's entirely natural for India to be ranked highly. I'm sure you're used to India being terrible at sports, but that's because the entire focus of their 1 billion strong population is on cricket!
Michael Johnson
I knew Australians were top notch shitposters but this is taken to an entirely different level.
This looks like something that would be stickied to r/cricket.
Evan Cox
you forgot to mention the legions of insecure, friendless homos who desperately pander to the BSA. Not pointing any fingers here.
Also Holly.
Noah Roberts
Aussie have the best banter, deal with it cuckanada.
Dylan White
I like T20
Xavier Hernandez
t20 > odi > test
Isaiah Murphy
I only watch t20
Ryan Hughes
Any "sport" India is good at cannot be considered a sport. Shitting in the street is the pinnacle of Indian sporting culture. Oh.......and competive littering.
Carter Thompson
Sir Mixalot approved.
Noah Rogers
>LE FUG LE INDEANS XD XD
Samuel Brown
>gentleman's sport >the most intellectually demanding
Why are 90% people who watch/play it pakis and arabs then?
Jeremiah Nguyen
>stamina >grueling conditions >cricket
xd
Joshua Taylor
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Samuel Williams
>cricket civilizes people >india exists
Cooper Bailey
Mugabe did nothing wrong. He made zimbabwe into a nation of millionaires
Reminder that cricket would be confined to the history books if not for the advent of T20.
Connor Richardson
No, Test Cricket is as popular as ever. It's just that your Nation is shit at it.
John Adams
confirmed non-canadian
Joshua Hill
are you saying it was never popular, because I think that's wrong
Anthony Edwards
Cricket is less of a legitimate sport than esports
Hudson Gutierrez
How so Pajeet?
Carter Phillips
Cricket is manly
Parker Jackson
Reminder that if T20 was the original form of the game 140 years ago, Cricket would be played in over 70 countries, be the dominant summer sport in the USA and would be almost as popular as soccer globally.
Daniel Carter
>Watching the 5 Day Jew
shiggy
Easton White
The pinnacle of American Football is viewed as the ad break. Every rule in the entire game is geared towards maximising the amount of ad breaks that can be attempted within an hour. Its great viewing. What a thrilling sport. Cricket is OK but I can't deal with all that sport. Sometimes several hours can pass without a single break! Can you imagine? I hardly ever get to sit and watch advertisements for eight minutes while commentators frantically create stats to read out in cricket. If cricket wants to compete they need far more of it. Also, there's far too much strategy in cricket. They bowl in too many areas in too many ways and they preplan their intricate game plan for the next four days far too frequently. What cricket needs to do is make the game shorter, so less time is spent actually watching the sport. Did you guys see the latest Broncos vs 49ers game? 15 television breaks to 34! The 49ers had no answer to Bronco's tactics of constantly ending plays to cut to an ad break. Its this level of corporate support that is missing in cricket, where as you rightly point out, its just a bunch of athletic guys playing a sport against eachother for five days. Yawn
Josiah Myers
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Daniel Davis
Elite truth bombs, will cricket ever recover?
Jose King
God kate is hot.
Grayson Brown
>this flag >this comment
10/10
Aiden Sanders
remove toaster
Brayden Adams
sorry bro no one wants to watch your sport
Aaron Flores
I only watch the kfc flashy-wicket league
Angel Gomez
good lad
Connor Peterson
FUGG
James Gonzalez
Solid. Solid.
Wyatt Robinson
The americans are taken by our qts
Quick, spam pictures of Holly and Ellyse to rope them in!!!
Aiden Allen
>our
neck yourself Daniel
Isaac Jenkins
Why do americans come to /cric/ threads to shitpost?
No one is forcing them to watch it
Leo Sanchez
because its only on at like 11:30 PST
Grayson Watson
Proxy off, fucboi
Aiden Ramirez
What is a shitpost in a thread full of australians?
Ian Lopez
>still believing the "Australians are shitposters" meme
Colton Morales
the sun never sets on cricket playing nations
Jonathan Rogers
Just look for any output from GOATistic Elitespouter to get an idea.
Aiden Flores
implying they don't have to do all this extra shit cause no one is interested >also implying corporate sponsorships and ad breaks mean people are actually viewing the sport
Matthew Campbell
Rude
William King
Who is this imperial nymph?
Ian Reyes
>that ridiculously padded bra >still barely any tits
Kek, Ellysefags on suicide watch.
Jaxson Cook
LeBrons side bitch
Benjamin Cox
>le bron
Luke Roberts
>gentlemans game >strayans love it pick one
Chase Roberts
need more Akubra tipping pics tßh
Liam Wright
Kys daniel
Xavier Brown
...
Joseph Allen
>arabs
Caleb Thompson
I think I know who this is
Hunter Morgan
Where else can you see amazing sporting scenes like this?
Zachary Lewis
>hating comfy coverage
I bet Bumble was meming it up too
Julian Allen
Cricket is for faggots and Anglos are beady eyed subhumans
Basketball literally has about the tactical depth of hopscotch.
Charles Reed
t. Dwayne Carter
Juan Miller
cricket is baseball tier boring
Joseph Barnes
janny exposed as Ellysefag
Benjamin King
>point out earlier how a Brit has been pathetically taken in by an age old aussie shitposting technique >the BSAs outdo themselves yet again by falling for the same meme
Deary me
Nathan Hughes
Based Vietlad, are you a sex tourist?
Elijah Cruz
I put the ram slam ahead of the nat west.
Michael Miller
Time hour difference is a bitch.
Aaron Cook
Only for you Ankush babe
John Roberts
: D
Jacob Moore
>handsome intelligent
fuck off roosterman
Kevin Ortiz
This desu. They all live like kings
Blake Rivera
>You now remember momem opened the batting for England
Adrian Nguyen
No its not
Ian Phillips
G8 B8 M8 especially this: >cricket is the second most watched sport on the planet >almost 1 billion people were reported to watch a single world cup semi-final game and they are all from India XD
Tyler Phillips
why are american sports ALWAYS full of dindus?
why cuck yourself through the rules of your sports top kek
>le memorize runs and then try and run forward SPIN MOVE YEAH haha
Dylan Walker
Kate needs to get BLACKED ASAP
Justin James
Over 1 billion people watched Yao Ming in an All Star basketball game. NBA is the most watched league ever right?
