/p4k/ - Nightly Pitchfork Countdown Hypetrain Thread

Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
10.0?
0.0?
Best New Music?
Best New Reissue?
8.0+ with no BNM?
A shitty set of 7's and below?
Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain!
Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review?
Ian FUCKIN' Cohen?
Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal?
Jayson "8.7" Greene?
Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired]
Grayson "Grizzly" Currin?
Brian "Backup" Howe?
Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson?
Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker?
Andy "secretly alpha" Beta?
Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp?
Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne?
Stephen "M." Deusner?
Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes?
Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly
Marc "Not Mark" Hogan
KRIS "Meme Rap" EX
Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes
Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano

Will someone dethrone Radiohead/Chance the Rapper’s 9.1 for AOTY?

OFFICIAL and accurate 2016 BNM Tally: 37
Nights since last BNM: 0

The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.

>P4K Collection Rar (Over 300 deleted reviews, pics of every staff member)
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>Tonight's Top Stories
-This thread stands with Kesha eternally
-Aphex Twin Announces First U.S. Show in Eight Years
-Nick Cave gets a BNT. BNM next?
-This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Danny Brown, and Bon Iver.
-/p4k/ forever

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jesus fuck and you do this how often?

spotted the newfuck

yeah no shit you vapid degenerate. answer the question.

This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Meagan Garvey, Pitchfork, et al.

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>Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time.
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>nightly
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P4k is for the birds

Lemme know when that Danny AOTY leak

nothing will be better than the nick cave anticipation yesterday

dubs confirm it's out there

Danny Brown anticipation will be
also the new LCD Soundsystem if it drops this year, too

i'm also pretty hype for Dear Tommy whenever that comes out, not sure if anyone else here is. Kill For Love is my AOTD so far

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yeah, last nite's thread was pretty good. nick cave hype + a little 2006 discussion. best /p4k/ in a long time senpai

you 30+ too, bro? i always see lots of kids in here talking about writing papers and doing homework.

30, 31 in December

>what am i still doing here?

Trips confirmed the other night

don't sweat it, bro. i still do all the stuff i used to do in my 20's. we're all just killing time.

Dead Sara - Pleasure To Meet You 8.3 BNM

EVERYONE PREDICT THE TRACKS LIST

10. AUGUSTINE
9. IT MEANS I LOVE YOU
8. BEST AMERICAN GIRL
7. NIKES
6. DRONE BOMB ME
5. ULTRALIGHT MEME
4. SHUT UP KISS ME
3. WHEN IT RAIN
2. TRUE LOVE WAITS
1. FREEDOM

IDK

oh i know, I was just memeing. it's not a big deal that I get on here and shitpost for a couple hours at the end of the day

anyways, what's everyone listening to tonite?

now that charles is cancer free the wrens can finish their album and get a 9.9 saviors of white indie AOTY

i hope Drone Bomb Me & Shut Up Kiss Me end up next to each other

what's the preachiest, most irritatingly positive song on Coloring Book? that will be the no. 1 track, as a sort of consolation for losing out on AOTY

10 Shut Up Kiss Me
9 No Problem
8 Colours
7 22 (Over S88n)
6 Lazarus
5 Ultralight Beam
4 Drone Bomb Me
3 True Love Waits
2 Nights
1 Formation

cmon guys wheres the excitement

D.R.A.M Sings special will not be #1

in tmt news:

tinymixtapes.com/music-review/preoccupations-preoccupations

fucking brutal. but you know what? i agree with most of the reviewers points.

the viet cong where the actual heroes of the vietnam war.

>another BNM

jesus christ they're just handing these out to everybody

NIGHTLY RUNDOWN: BACK TO BACK BNM
Kaitlyn Aurelia Smith / Suzanne Ciani 8.4 BNM by Jenn Pelly
Fudge 6.8 by Sheldon Pearce
Wrekmeister Harmonies 7.7 by Saby Reyes-Kulkarni
Tim Presley 7.8 by Laura Snapes

Except this one actually deserves it.

always somebody who says this

>it's a jenn pelly gives out another bnm to some girl record episode

literally who

if you don't know who suzanne fucking ciani is then maybe you should stick to DIIV or whatever flavor of the month shite you listen to, lol.

why does p4k pretend they like "experimental" music? i doubt their main demographic does

>Wrekmeister Harmonies
I can't believe someone was pretentious enough to name an album that lmfao fuck off

ikr

The Turin Horse or especially Satantango would make way better names for a band

Pleasantly surprised to see Kaitlyn get a BNM. I saw her open for AnCo during their Painting With tour and actually enjoyed her prefomance more than theirs. EARS is a great album too.

she's had a great year. both ears and sunergy are aoty worthy material.

its a pretty good pun dudes.

10. Blood Orange - Augustine
9. Kanye West - Ultralight Beam
8. Anohni - Drone Bomb Me
7. Anderson .Paak - The Season / Carry Me
6. Radiohead - True Love Waits
5. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - I Need You
4. Angel Olsen - Shut Up Kiss Me
3. David Bowie - Blackstar
2. Chance the Rapper - No Problem
1. Frank Ocean - Ivy

>remission = cancer free
kek

ouch, r.i.p.
wonder what the p4k review will be like?
regardless, still looking forward to checking it out

and the mark pritchard collab track is really good too, he said in his gearslutz q&a that they might do an album.

this is what I picture every TMT writer looks like

Blackstar was #51 on last year's list

what's the deal with that Shut Up Kiss Me song. It's okay. Same with that Grimes Kill v. Maim thing. They're over average, but not great.

Shit

revised:

10. Car Seat Headrest - Fill in the Blank
9. Blood Orange - Augustine
8. Kanye West - Ultralight Beam
7. Anohni - Drone Bomb Me
6. Anderson .Paak - The Season / Carry Me
5. Radiohead - True Love Waits
4. Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds - I Need You
3. Angel Olsen - Shut Up Kiss Me
2. Chance the Rapper - No Problem
1. Frank Ocean - Ivy

of the year? hmmm

idk some shit from new bon iver could be anywhere on this chart
10. Lazarus by David Bowie
9. Real Friends by Kanye West
8. Solo by Frank Ocean
7. Augustine by Blood Orange
6. When it Rain by Danny Brown
5. True Love Waits by Radiohead
4. Shut Up Kiss Me
3. Drone Bomb Me by Anolhi
2. I Need You or Jesus Alone by Nick Cave
1. Ultralight Beans