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>Xhaka confirmed
>Rafa Benitez will sign a 3 year contract to stay at Newcastle
>No agreement between Zlatan and United yet
>Gundogan will probably be confirmed soon

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kys josh

what is it with arsenal and tight shirts

gays

>tfw 250 word essay due tomorrow morning
>havent started
What do lads

Any updates on the Louie to mental clinic situation?

Thoughts on Benitez staying at Newcastle?

I can't help but be hugely optimistic.

that's like half a paragraph you mong

any updates on the louie to safes space situation?

kys

Who /Weewie/ here?

SPACEMAN
I ALWAYS WANTED YOU TO GO INTO
SPACE MAN

Your essay obviously... Better get your skates on mate it's already 10 past 11.

Anyone got any sauce on the pics that ausbro from the last thread was dumping?

It will be interesting to see how he does in the championship, risky move for him for sure

arrived for medicals just now la

If Louis was a footballer he'd sign for a team in the Chinese super league

Link for Louie if anyone missed it:

vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM

>I genuinely believe my father is crazy
>This might be the end for me

His family must really love living in England.

Only one. Kimmy Granger (mofos.com/tour/scene/flexible-honey-cant-stop-twerking/3194/)

>10 past 11
>posted at 11:30 aest
are you in fucking bordertown or what

If he gets rid of Wijnaldum and Cisse like everyone knows he should, then Newcastle are back up guaranteed. No doubt he turned things around completely at the end there.

I feel like we have the quality to do another 100+ season, especially with Benitez. Players like Mitro and Lascelles are going to get a chance to shine, it's all about building a foundation at this point. Ashley actually handing over a bit of power makes me more excited than Rafa himself.

>risky move for him for sure
I think it's a rather safe one. He already visibly improved the team and Newcastle will be the clear favourites to win the Championship. It'd be more risky to leave and wait for a top club to hire him after the Real Madrid fiasco

HI WOOWIE

Pretty sure his family still lived in Liverpool while he was overseas

>tfw 6 tests in the beginning of june
>going to fail them all

Nope, just fell for my own meme. I set back computer clock back by 20 mins a couple years ago, and then dropped my computer and now I can't change it back. Doesn't feel too good tbqh.

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>townsend to sporting lisbon
really sad to see him leave the prem, I hope he does well although I have a feeling this could ruin his career

Why did you set the clock back

fucking kek

w-w-w-what?

So is Zlatan to United actually happening or is it just a meme made up by some twitter ITK?

It's actually quite a long, autism-riddled story...

you fugged m89

I got a Spanish exam on Friday. I don't speak the language. Wat do Sup Forums?

Also
>Mou not confirmed yet

>really sad to see him leave the prem
>feeling sad about Mediocre Black Winger #2451 leaving
literally why?

kys ivan

>I
IT'S WOOWEE

what did she mean by this?

what's this kys shit now? fuck this place went to shit after tensnake left

Siesta

kill yourself kys

>Louie believes his father mental and that he's not the sick one
Wew

HAHAHHAHA LOL IVE GOT A 1 WORD ESSAY DUE IN A BILLION YEARS HEHEHEHE SO FUNNEH AND RANDIMZZZ xD xD

Haha, naaaah but seriously mate, kill yourself.

/fit/ is literally a board for people who want to be us

kek, I was about to make the exact same post until I noticed you had already done it.

It means kiss in Danish :)

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obession

vigo.eldesmarque.com/celta/noticias/2399-ofensiva-del-swansea-por-guidetti

The father seems like the only sane on desu

>mad nerd who can't handle the banter
Baka desu senpai

>/o/
>manly

one*

>the city of you

Klinsmann to Unemployment FC when?

Louis' mum sounds like a slag

Genuinely think I've fallen in love, lads

y-y-y-yeah, they're the nerds!
>we're awesome!

>1 word essay due in a billion years
Yr fucked m8

nobody in the prem can pull goals out of his ass like townsend, the cut inside and blooter never gets old

teamtalk.com/news/bournemouth-eye-swedish-defender
We PL now

I've got to wake up in 9 hours and 16 minutes for work but I really want to stay up this is the most fun I've had in ages

Yeah but IF they somehow don't get promoted or finish outside of playoffs it will destroy his career, he probably could of walked into Everton desu

>names 3 qualities she hates
>then proceeds to say 'either'
baka desu senpai

What an interesting person with unique opinions and interests

Just do it laaaa enjoy the bantaaaaa

>things i love
>list of the most random generic things
>fucking coffee

she's a bit thick m8

Damn straight. Only cool kids like us allowed in /trans/

>Racist
I fucking hate Asians
>Homophobic
If I see gay guys kissing near me I am repulsed
>Sexist
I'm a socio path misogynist

Guess she ain't the one for me lads ;_;

looks like a generic dumb cunt

>i enjoy films of wes anderson

just tell us

Sluts are obsessed with chokers

*tips*

Fuck off Wes Anderson is GOAT and that cunt probably turns his films off halfway through

They're neat to look at 2bh.

That's why I love her m8

I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson.

hmmm

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>racist, homophobic, sexist person
You sure this ain't a trap m80?

Who wouldn't? They're an upbeat vibrant and well paced experience with the perfect amount of laughs and feels.

that's a man.

Thoughts?

Source?

what went wrong?

Mate's got tickets for the England game on Friday but I cba to drive up to Sunderland

I'm going to it m8

We should do a meetup

fug, can't wait for The Neon Demon
youtube.com/watch?v=zdbFznqc8S0
>dat music at 0:53, dat drop at 1:10

It's from Kicker, he says.

Kicker vote, I think. Though it technically wasn't failure, but 'Absteiger'. Weigl was voted the Aufsteiger.

Pjanic Nainggolan and Manolas are all off lad

You won't keep Nain and Pjanic

Abdul meets Waleed

dislike her use of the word 'either' desu.

Huh didn't realise they had such a vote.

Oh, that makes more sense. Thanks.

just like last year then

you going on your own?

Nah with m8s, I'm just kidding about meeting up, the last time I tried meeting people from here was that infamous Newcastle one.

dreamteamfc.com/c/australia-womens-team-just-lost-7-0-to-a-bunch-of-kids/

>women

UPDATE FROM LOUIS

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