maths edition
/brit/
$0.00 per annum
Can't seem to find a girl that is worthy of my presence?
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>maths edition
one of the clubs near where I live posted a maths problem on facebook earlier today as a competition to win vip entry
needless to say, the answers were a shitshow
having one of these in the morning lads
Ahh... differential equations. Fascinating stuff...
NOT!
SPACE
JAM
REMUX
ON
FREELEECH
today is a good day
Lose the carbs la
might kill myself haha
Lads if a girl wants me to stay over then is she dtf? Im autism and virgin so don't know about these things
tia lads
think im gunna have a little cry and then good to bed, night lads
that looks terrible
likely
same
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typical /brit/ poster
Literally yes.
runts asking me for help on coursework due in tomorrow
ummmmm honey it was set 2 weeks ago sorry haha x
Business idea: Replace Pepeposting with this.
I call him XOROX
>this London office workers scene on The Apprentice
>all these 20-somethings
so, so, so grim
No m8 it's a trick, when you get there all her friends will be there to laugh at you for thinking she fancied you.
petition.parliament.uk
>tfw all the people who voted in this are now on a government list
post defining albums of your youth lads
from when i was 15 to 17 (im 19 now) this album was on at every single party/event I went to. I lost my virginity to it. It makes me feel knowing I cant go back to those situations tbqh.
it would be cool to have a qt gf whos actually a good person who actually loves you
>some random shopkeeper on the panel
bizarre
who knows
literally and unironically think you're referencing me
arthur?
I would like to announce my arrival to this thread
youtube.com
night m8
@67839983
'no'
I am bored
I also lost my virginity while listening to Alt-J
Thanks JF lads, I'll be back with some top banter tomorrow about how I fucked it up
I stayed at home and listened to loveless on my 16th instead of going out and getting smashed like a normal lad
alri loller
lost my virginity to this when i was 14. was on in every jazz club in the city.
I get this image :^^) im so smart look at me
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gf is being a fucking lunatic again
might have to put her in the bin
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haven't smoked marijuana in nearly 48 hours
this should be quite the ride hahaaa
>I lost my virginity to it.
getting fucked up the ass doesn't count
>losing your virginity inside on a bed listening to music
lol plebs
literally lost my virginity outside in the mud behind a club for teens
no
but stop annoying arthur or he'll throw you in the pit
>instead of going out and getting smashed like a normal lad
can say this for nearly every birthday and holiday i've ever had
ah yes, cum all over my pubes once again
thoughts on these? 60% off and i need new boots
Got called a charleston prickhole lads
literally the most un funny and yankish post i've ever seen
fuck OFF
it's mental how fucking stupid the entire question time audience are
rude
getting fucked up the ass doesn't count bro
wanked while listening to merzbow once if that counts lids
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horribly inflated price without the sale and even with the sale they look a bit dumb and gross
get some chelsea boots and don't fall for the black friday jew
Every kiwi is a mong
Havent seen one remotely normie kiwi poster
very drunk lads
if you were a clown at childrens parties what would be your theme song
mmhmmmmmmmmmmhmmhmmhmgmggfm
They're available on a Thursday afternoon, all the intelligent people are busy.
It's very painful dating when you're autistic
>on a date with a girl who's a few years older
>'hey want to come back to my place and smoke some weed'
>'oh I don't smoke haha'
sorry you just referenced a very sensitive time in my psycho-sexual development, causing me to lash out (possibly a psychological regression to a time when sex was something to be made fun of like when i was a child?). I will consult with my colleagues and find out what caused this outburst and how to stop it happening in future.
good point actually
post it here hahaha
lost my virginity to the first performance of mozart's little g minor
There is someone
Walking behind you,
turn around, look at me.
There is someone
Watching your footsteps,
turn around, look at me.
considering this shithole island is a normie stronghold I highly doubt that
FOL
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maybe we had sex with each other
are you a half-greek girl
They're nice senpai, would cop
kiwi's cant post lad they are a fruit
You made the right choice. Weed is shit-tier.
theres a first time for eveything
and 2bh a lot of times... when you smoke weed with a girl 1 on 1.... sex happens
lost my virginity in total silence haha
Anybody else get claustrophobic when they wear a hat
back again la, if a girl is dtf how do I go from chatting to her to having my wilkins in her, I genuinely don't know, being a virgin and that
she's azn too, do I just whack out my BWC and go from there?
is this a town in wales
just ate an entire dozen krispy kreme doughnuts
>not holding the tip of your foreskin closed so the cum fills it up, then emptying it in the bin
Well yes NO SHIT ya seppo
literally lost my virginity while listening to justin bieber with a fat girl
lost my virginity to a scottish girl
just went back and found it
so many people got it wrong that they pretended everyone was right
wew
screaming
sounds like you did the right thing desu. choosing to not smoke weed but then smoking it because a girl asked you to is the epitome of beta
yes, actually
wow
fat fuck
weed makes me more autistic tbqh
I just turn into a babbling retard
>invited to Kik group chat
>strangers saying where they're from
>say I'm from Wales
>"LMAO SHEEP SHAGGER!"
>"do you really fuck sheep??"
>"You don't look like a sheep shagger"
>"Wales, isn't that part of England?"
hate crimes need to STOP
thanks for the (You)s
Don't think it counts if it's ur mum
Yes but I could have just gone over and then said 'oh I'll just have a drink instead', or even just suggested drinks in the first place
I didn't negotiate the situation
i am a virgin and i am scared of women
>no krispy kreme in Boston
hrgikemfdklmvdfv
>smoking weed
Sorry la', i only take superior stimulants
sometimes
>tfw already poor as fuck
>tfw can't get any poorer
>tfw Brexit will have no effect on me
lost my virginity in an indeterminate time (and sex) in the future