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maths edition

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$0.00 per annum

Can't seem to find a girl that is worthy of my presence?

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>maths edition
one of the clubs near where I live posted a maths problem on facebook earlier today as a competition to win vip entry
needless to say, the answers were a shitshow

having one of these in the morning lads

Ahh... differential equations. Fascinating stuff...

NOT!

SPACE
JAM
REMUX
ON
FREELEECH

today is a good day

Lose the carbs la

might kill myself haha

Lads if a girl wants me to stay over then is she dtf? Im autism and virgin so don't know about these things

tia lads

think im gunna have a little cry and then good to bed, night lads

that looks terrible

likely

same

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typical /brit/ poster

youtube.com/watch?v=jXG51MNJjoQ

Literally yes.

runts asking me for help on coursework due in tomorrow

ummmmm honey it was set 2 weeks ago sorry haha x

Business idea: Replace Pepeposting with this.
I call him XOROX

>this London office workers scene on The Apprentice
>all these 20-somethings

so, so, so grim

No m8 it's a trick, when you get there all her friends will be there to laugh at you for thinking she fancied you.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/173199
>tfw all the people who voted in this are now on a government list

post defining albums of your youth lads
from when i was 15 to 17 (im 19 now) this album was on at every single party/event I went to. I lost my virginity to it. It makes me feel knowing I cant go back to those situations tbqh.

it would be cool to have a qt gf whos actually a good person who actually loves you

>some random shopkeeper on the panel

bizarre

who knows

literally and unironically think you're referencing me
arthur?

I would like to announce my arrival to this thread
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night m8

@67839983

'no'

I am bored

I also lost my virginity while listening to Alt-J

Thanks JF lads, I'll be back with some top banter tomorrow about how I fucked it up

I stayed at home and listened to loveless on my 16th instead of going out and getting smashed like a normal lad

alri loller

lost my virginity to this when i was 14. was on in every jazz club in the city.

I get this image :^^) im so smart look at me

strawpoll.me/11726424
strawpoll.me/11726424

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gf is being a fucking lunatic again

might have to put her in the bin

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haven't smoked marijuana in nearly 48 hours


this should be quite the ride hahaaa

>I lost my virginity to it.
getting fucked up the ass doesn't count

>losing your virginity inside on a bed listening to music

lol plebs

literally lost my virginity outside in the mud behind a club for teens

no

but stop annoying arthur or he'll throw you in the pit

>instead of going out and getting smashed like a normal lad

can say this for nearly every birthday and holiday i've ever had

ah yes, cum all over my pubes once again

thoughts on these? 60% off and i need new boots

Got called a charleston prickhole lads

literally the most un funny and yankish post i've ever seen
fuck OFF

it's mental how fucking stupid the entire question time audience are

rude

getting fucked up the ass doesn't count bro

wanked while listening to merzbow once if that counts lids

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horribly inflated price without the sale and even with the sale they look a bit dumb and gross

get some chelsea boots and don't fall for the black friday jew

Every kiwi is a mong

Havent seen one remotely normie kiwi poster

very drunk lads

if you were a clown at childrens parties what would be your theme song

mmhmmmmmmmmmmhmmhmmhmgmggfm

They're available on a Thursday afternoon, all the intelligent people are busy.

It's very painful dating when you're autistic

>on a date with a girl who's a few years older
>'hey want to come back to my place and smoke some weed'
>'oh I don't smoke haha'

sorry you just referenced a very sensitive time in my psycho-sexual development, causing me to lash out (possibly a psychological regression to a time when sex was something to be made fun of like when i was a child?). I will consult with my colleagues and find out what caused this outburst and how to stop it happening in future.

good point actually

post it here hahaha

lost my virginity to the first performance of mozart's little g minor

There is someone
Walking behind you,
turn around, look at me.
There is someone
Watching your footsteps,
turn around, look at me.

considering this shithole island is a normie stronghold I highly doubt that

FOL

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maybe we had sex with each other
are you a half-greek girl

They're nice senpai, would cop

kiwi's cant post lad they are a fruit

You made the right choice. Weed is shit-tier.

theres a first time for eveything


and 2bh a lot of times... when you smoke weed with a girl 1 on 1.... sex happens

lost my virginity in total silence haha

Anybody else get claustrophobic when they wear a hat

back again la, if a girl is dtf how do I go from chatting to her to having my wilkins in her, I genuinely don't know, being a virgin and that
she's azn too, do I just whack out my BWC and go from there?

is this a town in wales

just ate an entire dozen krispy kreme doughnuts

>not holding the tip of your foreskin closed so the cum fills it up, then emptying it in the bin

Well yes NO SHIT ya seppo

literally lost my virginity while listening to justin bieber with a fat girl

lost my virginity to a scottish girl

just went back and found it
so many people got it wrong that they pretended everyone was right
wew

screaming

sounds like you did the right thing desu. choosing to not smoke weed but then smoking it because a girl asked you to is the epitome of beta

yes, actually

wow

fat fuck

weed makes me more autistic tbqh
I just turn into a babbling retard

>invited to Kik group chat
>strangers saying where they're from
>say I'm from Wales
>"LMAO SHEEP SHAGGER!"
>"do you really fuck sheep??"
>"You don't look like a sheep shagger"
>"Wales, isn't that part of England?"

hate crimes need to STOP

thanks for the (You)s

Don't think it counts if it's ur mum

Yes but I could have just gone over and then said 'oh I'll just have a drink instead', or even just suggested drinks in the first place

I didn't negotiate the situation

i am a virgin and i am scared of women

>no krispy kreme in Boston

hrgikemfdklmvdfv

>smoking weed

Sorry la', i only take superior stimulants

sometimes

>tfw already poor as fuck
>tfw can't get any poorer
>tfw Brexit will have no effect on me

lost my virginity in an indeterminate time (and sex) in the future